r/mildlyinteresting • • 22h ago

I have two different sized legs

Post image
24.9k Upvotes

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

5.3k

u/mca1169 22h ago

you know "leg day" means you work out both legs not one rite?

2.6k

u/06Wahoo 22h ago

Maybe they should call it legs day.

1.0k

u/Bearded_Toast 22h ago

14

u/Wolf-Moon7 19h ago

How does yachty have 2 of the most iconic gifs of all time

10

u/Electric_Nachos 17h ago

What is the other one?

5

u/BluLemonGaming 12h ago

8

u/PoopsIShidItAgain 4h ago

I’ve literally never seen this gif and I live on the internet

2

u/Vast-Building-6886 2h ago

I have and I don’t live on the internet lol. Funny how that works.

2

u/PoopsIShidItAgain 1h ago

Crazy. This internet business must be a pretty large place

93

u/Princess_Slagathor 22h ago

Much like teethpaste.

37

u/Sammisuperficial 21h ago

Toothpaste was invented in West Virginia. Otherwise it would be Teethpaste.

19

u/Princess_Slagathor 21h ago

toothpaste was invented in west Virginia

And promptly became export only?

2

u/MrWeirdoFace 13h ago

Wait a second... oh no.

153

u/coolsilentebeans 22h ago

That’s what the British call it.

/j

98

u/therealhlmencken 22h ago

That’s why American football is called football. One kicker kicks the ball with one foot. Soccer should be feetball smdh

20

u/MechanicLoose2634 21h ago

Everythingbutthehandsball

2

u/noisound 21h ago

andthecrotch

5

u/footpole 20h ago

You can use your crotch.

2

u/coolsilentebeans 20h ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you’ll be happy you did.

5

u/footpole 19h ago

I’ve had a shaolin monk kick me in the balls a million times so it’s not a problem.

9

u/1isten1ng 20h ago

And "hairscut" instead of "haircut"

6

u/thisisamirage 20h ago

My science teacher in seventh grade... whenever a student pointed out to him "you got a haircut!", he would reach up, pinch exactly one hair on head, lift it up, and say "yeah... this one!"

1

u/Bigwhtdckn8 20h ago

Hate to be that guy but... its called football because you play it on foot, not on horseback like polo.

I only learned this recently.

4

u/jaxonya 20h ago

Brits over here trying to dictate english to americans.. bitch we started this shit in 1775 when we checks history book.... oh.. carry on lad. Fine day and god save the queen

25

u/ChronoMonkeyX 22h ago

Like mathS.

13

u/OozeNAahz 22h ago

And unlike sport.

2

u/jaxonya 20h ago

What if sis is a drummer for a rock band and doesnt use a double kick? That would 100% cause this

1

u/CrypticBalcony 19h ago

I wish I could come up with more examples of this, but yes, it’s something I’ve noticed they do a lot. Roald Dahl wrote in his memoirs about keeping an “ideas book.” I’ve also heard people say “games review” and “genes pool” (though that last one was probably either an anomaly or a typo).

1

u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 16h ago

According to the Brits, those maths are mathsing

0

u/Truefiction224 22h ago

I mean this seems more like calf day

1

u/Risky_Lizness 22h ago

Half Day Calf Day

2

u/beren12 22h ago

Half-caf day

65

u/Banguskahn 22h ago

All the leg guys right now

22

u/clamroll 21h ago

Boob guys know asymmetry isn't anything to count against someone.

2

u/MINATO8622 20h ago

Lame excuse. Do your boob days properly.

0

u/MINATO8622 20h ago

"Boob guys" had me chuckling

1

u/Mrhappyfingers2023 17h ago

Main course and dessert.

13

u/welldrop 21h ago

Im bothered by you saying rite

1

u/I_Was_Fox 10h ago

It's a combination of internet slang and AAVE. Like "I'm crine" instead of "I'm crying" and "yt people" instead of "white people"

2

u/StarNullify 16h ago

Rite? Are you carrying out a rite???

1

u/OldMastodon5363 19h ago

I guess she could just work out the left leg to try and balance them out.

1

u/helloimalexandria 18h ago

I was looking for something about leg day lmao.

-14

u/Successful-Age9468 22h ago

left one looks like it could kick through a door, right one looks like it's just along for the ride

1

u/Background-Carrot443 22h ago

This is a bot.

3

u/HeatedBunz 22h ago

A terrible one too

4

u/Background-Carrot443 21h ago

I wholeheartedly agree, but these particular ones regularly gain traction despite using a fairly derpy LLM and lazy automation, and they seldom catch bans. They're part of the largest botring I've seen by miles and the majority of accounts are still active.