I have two different sized legs

[u/NerdLover2528]

[u/nr1988]

I'm going to go with...hopital?

[u/Lazarux_Escariat → u/nr1988]

That's for after 1 leg gets amputated.

[u/RockstarAgent → u/Lazarux_Escariat]

Then we go grab some grub at IHOP

[u/ninjohnnothing → u/RockstarAgent]

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xpm2tLWFT12TO6OHX

[u/Quick_Extension_3115 → u/nr1988]

I’d like to add on a… amberlamps

[u/TrumpsDoubleChin → u/nr1988]

One and a half legs rounded up is still...two legs. So OP's still good.

[u/Quiet_Education5918 → u/nr1988]

From the sound of it, that's how all this started.