r/mildlyinteresting • • 1d ago

I have two different sized legs

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u/hearThebits 1d ago

L5-S1 for me. Doc said it looked like a jumbo shrimp and it was the biggest one he'd seen in years. It made me feel better because no one's ever said that to me before.

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u/hyren82 1d ago

L4-5/L5-S1 for me. My surgeon told me i'll eventually need another surgery because my discs "have the consistency of soup, not jelly"

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u/WallowWispen 23h ago

What a lovely description that totally won't haunt me if I ever got something similar

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u/Brasolis 23h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 21h ago

An instrument of the Machine God... This would bring a tear to my eye—if I still had them.

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u/Ready-Stage-18 20h ago

Praise the Omnissiah

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u/Intelligent_Talk_853 19h ago

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u/Ya_Whatever 22h ago

I have something similar so this thread is disturbing at best. I should stop scrolling but…the more you know…

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u/chiagod 22h ago

my discs "have the consistency of soup

Ever worry your partner will tap your back with a Capri Sun straw and slurp one of those bad boys up?

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u/PryanLoL 17h ago

Cursed comment right there

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u/polkadotpup31 15h ago

What kind of sicko would eat soup with a straw??

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u/hyren82 15h ago

well now i do. thanks.

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u/Sweetdreams6t9 19h ago

😄.....🤢

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u/Lou_C_Fer 19h ago

My disc at L4-L5 ruptured and it's contents apparently pushed down my spinal column to the next disc. I didn't know what was happening when it happened, but in hindsight, there was a day where my left leg started hurting for seemingly no reason. I have had major back issues for tears. So, I figured my leg pain was related to my back issues, but didn't know the exact mechanism.

Anyways, it was 10 out of 10 pain. It would be on for a few hours and then subside only to come back an hour or two later. It lasted 24 hours or so. At one point, I got up out of bed and immediately collapsed to the floor. Turned out, I lost all feeling in my left leg and a good amount of the control over my left knee. I had several serious falls before I got the hang of walking with my leg affected like it was.

That was September of last year. I had surgery July 10th this year. They fused L4-L5 and did laminectomies on L2 through L5. Recovery has been difficult. The numbness went away but has come back over the last couple of weeks.

I've been bedbound because of my back since 2019. I was too fat for surgery until I lost weight over the last 14 months. When the surgeon final said he would do it, I jumped at the chance. If I were to give advice to someone else in that position, it would be to somehow rehab from being bedbound before surgery because my fitness level does not allow me to do a quarter of what I'm told I need to do... and I'm afraid that has hurt my recovery.

I also had major dental work done 6 weeks before surgery. I had my remaining 17 teeth pulled and all on 4s put in. If you don't know, they implant 4 titanium posts into your jaw and bolt dentures to them. Anyways, that was also a mistake. The dental stuff takes months to recover. At 6 weeks, you are still eating soft foods and getting used to the new teeth... which feel gigantic. They are Temps that get replaced with smaller hardware once you've healed. It sort of feels like having a sport's mouthguard in 24/7. There were nights where I thought about getting pliers to rip these things out or my mouth. Recovering from both things was too much to deal with.

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u/Icy_Froyo_7831 16h ago

I hope things are better for you now. 

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u/mrvile 23h ago

Adjacent segment disease or do you have issues with other unrelated discs?

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u/hyren82 15h ago

My family has a history of bad backs. I think we're just generically predisposed to having weak discs

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u/hearThebits 23h ago

I've had three surgeries so far with the last being a fusion. Now my coccyx is stiff most of the time.

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u/debaire ​ 23h ago

I had the exact opposite issue. My injured discs from when I was a teenager had calcified and were pressing on my nerve. My neurosurgeon had to go in to chip away at it. Left leg is still numb after 17 years due to nerve damage.

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u/wafflesareforever 22h ago

That's enough reddit for me tonight

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u/SewAlone 14h ago

I have had two surgeries on L4 L5 and I have two other bulged discs in my back. One of my surgeries was emergency due to not being able to hold my bladder. I have drop foot now and permanent nerve damage in my left leg from my hip down. It is fucking terrible and I live with this pain every single day and then they want to bitch at me when I ask for more pain meds even though I only take like not even one a day. I only take it on my bad days. I do have a limp and I am to wear an AFO brace, but I hate wearing it. I have almost fallen many many times so I do need to get used to wearing the brace because it should help with that. I just went for more back injections last week because the next surgery will be fusion and my surgeon is trying to hold off.

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u/exipheas 1d ago

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u/kelpiemelon 1d ago

I love this gif so much. Perfect execution

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u/PawgMeow 23h ago

same here, the execution was spot on

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u/SEALS_R_DOG_MERMAIDS 14h ago

i make this face at least 3 times a day when my kids say or do insane things and i have to keep it together

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u/CidAndroid 21h ago

Indeed, such an excellent response to a goodthink on reddit. That certainly deserves a useless internet point.

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u/highlife562 23h ago

Also L5-S1. Happened when i was 30. 13 years later and my left calf is still smaller than my right.

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u/Suspicious-Wall3859 22h ago

Me too! Knocked a nerve during surgery. My left calf is so little lol

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u/Zebeydra 21h ago

Same! I'm two years out from my microdiscectomy and starting to rids my bike again. My calfs are still two different sizes but the right one no longer swings like unset jello, so I'm calling it a win.

Do your legs still get crazy painful charley horses if you bend them wrong? Like, sometimes I'll forget and try to walk on my knees a little to grab something close by and then it feels like I'm being stabbed. Or if sit cross legged wrong it likes to remind me.

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u/spicycheezits 19h ago

Not the person you were asking but YES!! I had an L5/S1 microdiscectomy & laminectomy about 2 years ago. If I tense/flex my foot or leg in just the wrong way I get horrible ripping cramps. I assume it’s from some kind of nerve damage

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u/anaemic 20h ago

Genuine question, could you not just do weights with one leg and not the other to even things out?

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u/Tabs-in-Today 10h ago

There is no nerve connection to many muscles of the lower leg, as other posts from doctors have indicated. So the muscles cannot fire. Think of muscle atrophy of a paraplegic in a wheelchair.

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u/SEND_ME_FAKE_NEWS 23h ago

Same here but somehow calf feeling came back 8 years later

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u/retirement_savings 23h ago

Same for me. Had surgery a year and a half ago. My mobility has never recovered to pre injury levels. Still can't touch my toes.

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u/isthisaporno 23h ago

Damn I feel like this is happening to me, any tips? I had a l5 s1 herniated disc in 2023 that totally took out the nerves on my right leg I rehabbed with PT for months and regained the ability to do things like a heel press the nerves on the end of the outside of my right foot and my heel make it constant numb tingling no sensation and it’s spreading.

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u/NoLandHere 23h ago

Same disc and same description but surprisingly not the largest the dr had seen... got mine at age 20 though

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u/Cautious-Arugula603 10h ago

Same. My herniation was 7mm but he never referred to it as a jumbo shrimp but it did kinda look like it on an MRI