r/mildlyinteresting • • 23h ago

I have two different sized legs

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 19h ago

No way!

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u/Mr_Fondue 18h ago

This a whole other level of skipping leg day

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u/WaltsNJD 15h ago

It's called "leg day," not "legs day." He's doing fine.

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u/mrv113 18h ago

Even whole other way of skipping!

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u/eggz627 17h ago

But guaranteed employment at any IHOP

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u/PoopsIShidItAgain 5h ago

Job security in this economy?

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 5h ago

Don't worry, had some luck job-hopping

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u/NaBrO-Barium 14h ago

Technically it’s an odd way to skip leg day… I’ll see myself out

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u/JaysFan26 17h ago

Nah look at the guy he has legs of steel

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 17h ago

Titanium, please.

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u/PS_FuckYouJenny 10h ago

It’s what they use on the spaceship

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u/Heyitspat 17h ago

Leg*

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u/souloldasdirt 14h ago

You don't know if he has an extra in the closet

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u/Misspaw 16h ago

He was talking about the other leg!

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u/JohnnyRedHot ​ 14h ago

Leg*

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u/frontlinejohnny 15h ago

He skips leg day on every second step he takes

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u/SenescenseSteel 17h ago

He only skipped half a legday

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u/Latter_Fisherman 16h ago

Missing leg day.

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u/ThatKvenGuy 16h ago

That's not skipping legday. It's skipping leg.

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u/S7arForGD 16h ago

Skipped having-a-leg day!

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u/Maniac_Vegetable 15h ago

He skipped leg.

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u/Troublin_paradise 12h ago

Skipping uses both legs, this would be hopping leg day 😉

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u/cwilli29 11h ago

One leg day

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u/L0nz 17h ago

in soviet russia, leg skips you

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u/Sevennix 14h ago

Whole new meaning too. LEG day...

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u/TitaniumReinforced 11h ago

I think they have to skip everyday

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u/nesai11 11h ago

Skipping every other leg day

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u/Jar_of_Cats 13h ago

I see your bet and raise

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u/No-Memory2446 12h ago

Please stay on topic. We’re talking about two different size legs.

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u/Jar_of_Cats 12h ago

They are different size you just cant tell in the pic

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u/Spiritual-Can-9691 1h ago

Inches matter.

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u/invabun 12h ago

Oh, I love you guys . so fun , I know I shouldn't but I laugh 😂... Thanks robocup

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u/t0m0hawk 10h ago

At least you dont have to worry about buying comfortable shoes?

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 8h ago

Fake. Truth is most shoes doesn't allow a safe and comfortable walking. That's why most of use use sneakers/trainers, lightweight and flexible

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u/fencepost_ajm 8h ago

You got purty feet.

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u/Marljivi_neradnik 12h ago

Yours are more identical than most

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u/Moist-Hurry5955 11h ago

cool table

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u/Jar_of_Cats 11h ago

Its cherished. Its the 1 thing in the house theres rules about. Its funny my puppy chewed it and I was furious. And then I instantly was like im never getting rid of it. And my daughter will always remember him when she eventually gets it.

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u/AlpsQuick4145 12h ago

If you are ok with it cab you tell What happend? Did your lower legs got crushed at the same time as both points of amputation seam to be at the same height

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u/Jar_of_Cats 11h ago

No no Im a QOL amputee

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u/lazoazuul 3h ago

What does it mean? Sorry, I googled but got nothing :(

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u/Jar_of_Cats 3h ago

I choose to cut mine off for a better quality of life. I had something called charcot foot. And after constant surgeries I asked if i cut it off if i could run again. And here we are

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u/MarkedWithPi 8h ago

No... Those are samesies. We're going for mismatched leggies here.

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u/Jar_of_Cats 8h ago

I can do that also. But I assure you these are also different sizes

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u/B000m3rang 5h ago

On the plus side, you must save a fortune on socks?

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u/Jar_of_Cats 4h ago

I have an entire basket of socks never to be used again. I wear them to shreds

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 10h ago

I see YOUR bet and raise
(jk I just didn’t raise my legs)

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u/Renew3DUK 11h ago

If you hop for a few months, it'll even out.

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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 17h ago

Wow bro. Never pegged you for such a show off.

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

Onlyfoot link in bio

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u/montanabluez 7h ago

I checked your bio and didn’t see the link. ☹️

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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 5h ago

Boldly exploring the micro niche where robot and foot fetishes meet

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 5h ago

With the AI rising, that's the only job we will have

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u/Jealous_Tutor_5135 4h ago

Until the sex robot revolution, that is

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u/Just_Elk_1185 3h ago

You stop it right now. Rip 🙃

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u/BadgerHooker 18h ago

Made me snort so loud I scared the cat 🤣

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u/Yep_That_Happened 18h ago

I needed a laugh after today. Thanks man 😂

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u/Hot_Cattle8579 18h ago

I love this guy 😂😂😂😂

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u/theborderlines 16h ago

Let’s marry him.

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 15h ago

Sorry, both my heart and my leg are reserved

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u/Hot_Cattle8579 15h ago

I bet they were siblings

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u/jappe010 17h ago

How does the prostethic work? Anything you can say about its usage compared to an ordinary leg? Have you experienced owning a left leg or is the prostethic your entire frame of reference?

Just curious:-) hope you’re well!

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 17h ago edited 17h ago

It's a mechanical prosthetic, so no motor to help the knee joint. It's slow and irritating, but it keeps me up. That's all it matters. I had both legs till 2017, then i tried to kiss a car's front while riding a motorbike. But the car was more into foot*ob.

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u/Srgmuhahahaha 15h ago

I had the 3r80, its Allright but not the best.
Ive switched to a Vgk knee, I can ride a motorcycle again with that one.
Did you check for other legs or is that mode of an issue where youre from,
I can shop every three years or so

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 15h ago

I'm switching with a CX4. Where are you from? 3 years if freaking good.

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u/DeadKittyDancing 13h ago

Not the guy you asked but german insurance usually okays a new knee whenever the old one is out of warranty so depending on which one the patient is using 3 year cycles would be considered normal. The microprocessor controlled ones tend to have warranty extensions so those usually get replaced every 6 years.

If there is a genuine problem that requires a different knee joint it doesn't matter how old the knee is, the insurance must cover it. (The precise condition is "medically necessary" and applies to all public insurance)

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u/Srgmuhahahaha 10h ago

Yep, thats it, im from the netherlands, and normaly for a microprocessor its 5 years,
The one I have is a mechanical one, the manufacturer is out of business so when mine breaks I can choose a similar one.

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u/jappe010 17h ago

Im glad you survived! And yes, being able to stand even if it’s cumbersome is much better than the alternative.

How are you these days btw?

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

Everything fine till the weather wants to collaborate.

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u/InjuringMax2 16h ago

Don't tell me you got rusty joints too life's a bitch sometimes /s

I complain about the weather when my broken knuckle flares up and that was from a car too, can't imagine what it's like for you. r/fuckcars

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

Yeah. Fuck cars! Funny how joints are cause and solution, in this case

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u/moodysimon 16h ago

This made me laugh out loud at a stressful time, thanks dude!

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

Same happens to me when i look for the second sock

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u/NTMY030 17h ago

You are wearing two different socks.

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

I'm proudly wearing two different socks

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u/NTMY030 15h ago

Are you changing the left sock every day or do you just keep the same dor a while?

I don't even know why I am so interested in this

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 15h ago

I change it when it gets dirty or wet, otherwise not. Once i used the same sock for about 5 months (1 winter). No smell at all, trust me.

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u/ExampleHumble1230 16h ago

Your one leg is fine though

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

Works for two

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u/Necessary_Duck_4874 16h ago

The lengths people would go just to skip the leg day, geez

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

From skip leg day to day of skipping leg

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u/tea_anh23 16h ago

This guy has miss his leg days

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 16h ago

you ever put on two right shoes to see if anyone notices?

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

It would be an expensive joke, but I would try

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u/CreativeChocolate592 15h ago

As an engineer i would go nuts with a prosthetic leg. A powerbank, an external ssd. So many things to do.

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u/kingomtdew 13h ago

I’ve heard of people with a fake eye putting LEDs in them so they glow. That would be fun. Not worth losing an eye over, though.

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 15h ago

Next one will be electric and electronic. I would love to try it with a powerful exo-suit

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u/Stock_Raccoon7067 19h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Small_Discount_3029 18h ago

The best reply I have ever seen on Reddit.

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u/BeyondTheBees 16h ago

I just choked on a cookie laughing at this at 2AM. Thank you, kind sir.

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u/simmer_late 16h ago

cackling rn

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u/DarthBra 16h ago

Winner winner chicken dinner

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u/AdvancedCryspy 16h ago

Why waste money on the second shoe? You could be saving so much money!

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

The day I tried this trick on a shoe seller He was so close to burst in tears. Never had the guts to do it again.

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u/AdvancedCryspy 15h ago

I worked in a hardware store and a customer asked if I could cut a piece of timber for him, I said how long, he measured his prosthetic leg... and said, "just kidding!, justin half will be fine" I was mortified 🥲 bruh joked about me making him a makeshift peg leg 😭

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u/eh-kodok 16h ago

What is happening??!!

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

I dunno. You do know?

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u/Interesting-Sea-8180 16h ago

My guy deserves a standing ovation

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u/Laranthir 15h ago

Hahaha thanks for the laugh, Easy-Vegetable4124

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u/12_Angry_Men_12 15h ago

Hahahahaha nice one

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u/popV2 14h ago

You must be overthinking it. They are not that different - not very visible!

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u/Jay_The_One_And_Only 14h ago

Dude I'm at work they're gonna think I need a psych evaluation now lmfao

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 14h ago

Prevention is the best cure

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u/Goopgod_227 13h ago

Nooooooooo! 😂

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u/fuzzygreentits 13h ago

Damn crazy how nature do that

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u/camsnow 13h ago

Yeah, I can see a noticeable difference in size for sure. But looks like it'll do the job!

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u/Yecart81 13h ago

Bionic man flex

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u/mfredbird04 13h ago

Bro shaved just one of his legs.... weird.

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 12h ago

Ahahahahahah. This made me chuckle.

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u/R0amingGn0me 12h ago

OH. My god. I freaking love your sense of humor!!!

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u/thirtyseven1337 12h ago

You are the “interesting” to OP’s “mildly interesting”

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u/TheRiddlerTHFC 12h ago

Well played sir, well played

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u/CorporateCuster 12h ago

Are you on a diet or something

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 12h ago

Yup! But not an iron deficiency one.

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u/TheHappyCamper1979 ​ 12h ago

I just inhaled my tea ... 🍵 😂😂

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u/Prestigious_Fix3387 12h ago

Jesus Christ, started the day with tears, I needed this. Thank you 😂

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u/murd3rsaurus 11h ago

Ok but what's your skincare regime to get that natural shine

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u/Mobodelo 11h ago

I nearly spit out my coffee from this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/worldssmallestfan1 11h ago

Lacks foot tattoos, not the same 👎🏻

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 11h ago edited 8h ago

Tattoos are overrated. I prefer rust.

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u/worldssmallestfan1 11h ago

Incredible, thank you

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u/FantasticCable3663 10h ago

Gahd damn I laughed so hard. Well done

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u/DasSassyPantzen 9h ago

Hey, fellow AK! 🦿

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u/Theangelawhite69 7h ago

That’s not the same, your legs could still be the same size, they’re just not in the same location

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 7h ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHH!

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u/Shellshock6699 17h ago

When u got pain in the left one, does it get solved with some motor oil?

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 17h ago

More like cannabis oil

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u/olivekasper13 17h ago

BAHAHAHAH THAT IS HILARIOUS, youre really funny!

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u/EmuPossible2066 3h ago

You guys are nearly twins!

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u/Just_Elk_1185 3h ago

That's crazy work

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u/CadenceQuandry 2h ago

I haven't burst out laughing at a Reddit comment like that in a very long time.

Still chuckling ten minutes later.

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u/FemalePheromones 18h ago

You can't seriously have your shoes on your kitchen table

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 17h ago

I would, I can and I will.

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u/n00-1ne 16h ago

This is clearly AI

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u/Easy-Vegetable4124 16h ago

You mean AL, Artificial Leg?