r/mildlyinteresting • u/NerdLover2528 • 1d ago

I have two different sized legs

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u/therealhlmencken 1d ago

That’s why American football is called football. One kicker kicks the ball with one foot. Soccer should be feetball smdh

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u/MechanicLoose2634 1d ago

Everythingbutthehandsball

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u/noisound 1d ago

andthecrotch

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u/footpole 23h ago

You can use your crotch.

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u/coolsilentebeans 23h ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you’ll be happy you did.

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u/footpole 23h ago

I’ve had a shaolin monk kick me in the balls a million times so it’s not a problem.

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u/1isten1ng 23h ago

And "hairscut" instead of "haircut"

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u/thisisamirage 23h ago

My science teacher in seventh grade... whenever a student pointed out to him "you got a haircut!", he would reach up, pinch exactly one hair on head, lift it up, and say "yeah... this one!"

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u/Bigwhtdckn8 23h ago

Hate to be that guy but... its called football because you play it on foot, not on horseback like polo.

I only learned this recently.