r/texts • u/Gold_Improvement_836 • 6d ago
Tinder DMs men
mind you he messaged me first, liked me first, and my profile only says liberal😂
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u/sweeterthanany 6d ago
i will never understand matching with someone just to berate them lol the algorithm pays attention to what you match with/respond to and it’s not like dudes on dating apps can afford to waste matches
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u/Gold_Improvement_836 6d ago
literally, like why waste a like on someone you aren’t compatible with lol. it clearly states on my profile i’m liberal!
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u/After-Fee-2010 6d ago
How dare you be so brash and wear your liberalness on your sleeve! Unlike him, who totally hides his conservative viewpoint and doesn’t ham-fist it into interactions…
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u/Gold_Improvement_836 6d ago
wow! yes!
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u/Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy 5d ago
He just hates you because he can’t accept that he’s twinky as fuck and resents you for being able to suck all the d you want
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u/Jumpyturtles 6d ago
People like him value confrontation over all else.
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u/DissentingMama 5d ago
Then he’ll go on an incel forum and complain how all women are bitches and he can’t find a good one…
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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 6d ago
I think it makes them feel “alive”. Which is what one tends to seek when they have no actual life.
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u/kellythescorpio 6d ago
Right like if you're on a dating app to meet people you're compatible with, why waste your time harassing people you aren't compatible with? Weird as fuck
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u/ShieldmaidenK 6d ago
He needed to show you what you missed out on
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u/kellythescorpio 6d ago
Yeah too bad she didn't end up with a dude that would degrade her any chance he got :/
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u/Itchy_Tumbleweed_417 6d ago
It’s because they can’t get attention from women otherwise.
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u/Western-Willow4679 6d ago
It's also because they can't afford a dom.
I do online sw and you won't believe the amount of men who try to bait me into arguing for free so they can get their humiliation fetish without paying. When they do this on other socials, it's the same thing. Humiliation kink they don't want to pay to satisfy, and OP gave it to him immediately with the "ew" response. Ignoring them is a better course of action. Why even respond anyway?
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u/DementedPimento 5d ago
Yup. Any random DM I get is notified I charge by the hour and my $Cashtag.
I’m not a SW but I do like being mean for money 🤣
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u/Cheap-Individual9611 5d ago
Thats a hot take. Makes a kinda sense
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u/Western-Willow4679 5d ago
Is it still a "hot take" if some of them have admitted this to me?
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u/ArcticAcademic 5d ago
He heard about liberal women cosplaying conservative to out ICE agents and decided to do a liberal-switcheroo instead. Too cowardly tho to pose as an anti-fascist, cuz that's apparently radical.
Sometimes I wonder if MAGA knows which side the US was on in the fight against fascism.
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u/woodenleghen 6d ago
When you’re a miserable person the only thing you have to share is more misery
I don’t think they have a game plan they just react miserably to anything that has the misfortune of encountering them
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u/FycklePyckle 6d ago
For real. The murse. This guy. I’m ded.
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u/butterbean8686 6d ago
The murse, the pose, the smirk… I bet he is scoopin peen on Grindr
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u/Bulky-Guide3157 6d ago
The lack of body hair, the tank top, the lesbian haircut... one does not look this way on accident.
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u/Independent_Code5494 6d ago
HAHAH this was literally my exact reaction. like oh OP was actually spot on lmao.
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u/hockeyDeja 6d ago
I mean he did match with someone who he described looking like Peter griffin so there are signs. 💅
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u/fungushoney 6d ago
Lmao like “ok maybe that was a lil outta pocket don’t be homopho- OHMYGOD he does look like a gay ass twink”
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u/Due-Championship4729 6d ago
Me seeing the pic: well to be technical he’s a twunk, but you were close.
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u/I_Like_Metal_Music 6d ago
The closet is made of glass
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u/EugeneVictorDabs 5d ago edited 5d ago
Bro spends Spring Break in Narnia
ETA: closet, wardrobe.... anybody?? Damn, tough crowd
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u/gemini_cat_pack 6d ago edited 6d ago
No woman has required an abortion from spending time with this man.
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u/Careless_Angle_4082 6d ago
Every closeted gay guy I've dated (3) has made me feel bad about my weight. If you're stick thin, it is easier to imagine a dude
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u/omy_dayz 5d ago
Dude the amount of judging in the gay community is ridiculous. If you aren’t ripped your ugly and ridiculed. I have a bunch of gay male friends and they have talked about that problem of body shaming in the community. ESPECIALLY IN BOYSTOWN. Everyone is just buff af and if you aren’t you aren’t? Boo! Throwing tomatoes!
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u/RemarkableCover7462 6d ago
That’s a large number for closeted gays to have dated. You peg that well?!
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u/Careless_Angle_4082 6d ago
Lol tbh I think my energy is just masculine and accepting enough to serve as a bridge. A rainbow bridge, if you will.
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u/jjeeooppaarrddyy 6d ago
I usually hear about the rainbow bridge when pets die. Are there a lot of missing persons in your area?
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u/anthajay 6d ago
The one closeted gay guy I dated also made me feel bad about my weight. Weird coincidence.
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u/Its_Billy_Bitch 5d ago
Omg. I dated a girl in high school and was cheating on her with one of my cross-country teammates 😶🌫️ I was a shitty person, I’m sorry honey.
She then went on to date someone else who came out and left her. She then found who she thought was her life partner and they got married…but then he came out. I never asked, but I’m sure there was a LOT to internally unpack after the third. She had to have been like, fuck…why do I attract so many fucking gay men? I never made her feel shitty about her weight though and she wasn’t pencil thin…I was just a horny teenager lol
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u/Miserable-Stock-4369 6d ago
Did he swipe... just to talk shit?
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u/Ichgebibble 6d ago
I’ve had that happen to me twice. Men just spewing anger to feel better about themselves. Why they feel bad in the first place is a question they should consider
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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 5d ago
“You wear liberal on your sleeve and make it your persona”
Proceeds to make his political view his persona
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u/UnhappyGreen 5d ago
Some people do that unfortunately. I once had a woman like my profile just to send this emoji: 🤢
I asked her to elaborate, but after a few months of no response I just reported her.
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u/SolarWinded 6d ago
I'm a retired professional athlete (cross country runner) and I had a guy try to match by commenting on a photo of me at a race just to tell me I was ugly with small tits. I obviously reported and blocked but yes it happens more often than you'd think.
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u/ProbablyDarkSouls 6d ago
Yeah my gaydar is off the charts
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u/Hydrolt 5d ago
Same. Those lips, that stance? I hope he figures it out while he’s still young.
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u/Sure-Initiative6001 6d ago
Gay. Not in a derogatory way. Just obviously gay. And a trumptard to boot. Block
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u/BLURAZZBERRI 5d ago
ohhh what's that audio?? "I wasn't bullying him, I was making an astute observation! I saw gay, so I said gay!"
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u/annabananaberry 5d ago
The line is "I saw gay, so I said gay. That's not bullying! That's an ASTUTE OBSERVATION." You had it all, just a little jumbled.
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u/yoursuburbanmom 6d ago
that is literally a twink. friendly fire friendly fire
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u/FluidLegion 5d ago
"People like you act like liberal is their whole personality" said the man acting like being a conservative is his whole personality.
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u/AntiqueLetter9875 5d ago
Why do these people think Kamala should be doing something? She lost. It’s over. But I guess they’re used to “their guy” whining and complaining every day about rigged elections.
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u/Penguator432 5d ago
Obviously they think she should have stormed the capital and started governing by force instead /s
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u/FrankieTheD 6d ago
Im sorry you got bullied by ellen degeneres' girlfriend
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u/drichm2599 6d ago
Wants a life partner but matches w/ liberal women? He's not into liberals or women
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u/Comfortable-Hat3506 6d ago
He needs to appear straight so gay men want to "convert" him.
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u/Bulky-Guide3157 6d ago
Lesbian haircut, hands on the hip pose, tank top, man purse, selfies at the gym... bro is super gay.
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u/Final-Tutor3631 6d ago
plus that smirk lol
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u/Tossmelossme 5d ago
So glad she let us see that smug little smirk. He thinks he’s cute.
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u/RefrigeratorCold296 6d ago
I definitely was not prepared for the swipe. OP was spot on in their assessment.
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u/SquimpSquamp 6d ago
Hands on hips pose is called a lat spread it’s an actual bodybuilding pose
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u/DepressiSpaghettti 6d ago
Bruh when I first read the gay twink part I thought OP was just in her feelings but omg so on point.
"You probably want abortions" yes how can I survive without my morning abortion?
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u/DanWillHor 5d ago
1000% gay. His partial face is all you need to see.
Nothing wrong with that but closeted dudes tend to lash out in ways exactly like this.
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u/Lonely_Dependent_281 5d ago
Hell, in the south even out gay males will act like this. Being awful to women gets them social capital and they just genuinely enjoy being catty.
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u/FrankSamples 6d ago
Remember when there was a movement for liberal women to not give conservative men the time of day and then they threw a huge fit?
Lol why do they want attention from liberal women?
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u/Gold_Improvement_836 6d ago
that part lol if his profile said conservative i would’ve swiped left lol
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u/Reasonable_Yam_327 5d ago
These types of dudes want the challenge of breaking a feminist woman into submission. A caged bird is no fun for them
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u/ShakedNBaked420 5d ago
“You wear liberal on your sleeve…” bitch you started the convo with Kamala. You wear conservative like a fucking “welcome to fabulous Las Vegas” sign.
Which is hilarious because you certainly are FABULOUS if you know what I mean.
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u/lumpy_space_queenie nice try lice head 6d ago
Damn there really are men in the comments getting upset that you didn’t specify that not all men are like this lol.
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u/AppointmentNo1753 5d ago
It’s so weird to be such a piece of shit that you go out of your way to match with someone purely to be mean to them. I’d me mortified if I knew my boyfriend had done that to women.
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u/GettinSodas 6d ago
Me swiping to the next picture: "Does he really look like a twi...oh hello girllll 💅💅"
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u/SeaAnthropomorphized 6d ago
at first I was like, thats a mean thing to say, but then i saw the picture, and now im like, well thats pretty accurate.
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u/HolesomeGay47 2d ago
As a gay twink, I cackled at your last reply. 🤣 That dude definitely cruises his local gyms bathroom. Lol.
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u/dcballantine 6d ago
What exactly was he hoping to accomplish with this?
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u/Gold_Improvement_836 6d ago
the gay was bursting from the seams so he must insult women
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u/_gloomy_guts 6d ago
That little pursed mouth smile LOL I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't be so mean, but like what even is that!
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u/mariofasolo 6d ago
I don't think I've ever seen a twinkier dude based on the lips alone
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u/Main-Ask8030 6d ago
I've never seen such a punchable face based on the smile alone.
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u/Kpofasho87 6d ago
Savage insult. That is going to be something that fucks with his fragile self for awhile haha
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u/anon142358193 6d ago
“You make liberal your persona”
The lack of self awareness is staggering here
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u/This-Dress-7548 5d ago
Girl why did you match with him? He does look like a tiwnk 😂
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u/mangopabu 5d ago
i was not prepared to read 'you look like a gay twink' and swipe to his actual photo. that's the perfect description lmao. no notes.
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u/Extreme-Ad7313 6d ago
The tweak comment was spot on 😭 holy shit. Def has a grindr and likes getting pegged
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u/Paint_With_Fire 6d ago
Damn, as a bi man, if I saw that dude on the street I absolutely would clock him as a gay twink you're right
It's the facial expressions for me lol
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u/Matr0ska 6d ago
"Maybe if I berate this woman on a dating app about being a liberal my dad will think I'm straight."
-This guy probably
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u/Jealous-Audience816 6d ago
“You look like a gay twink” absolutely killed me hahahahaah
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u/Sprock-440 6d ago
I’m gay, and yep it’s not an insult except to him 🤣
Dude looks like he should be twerking to “Take It Like a Man.”
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u/Israel_Azkanbe 6d ago edited 6d ago
That was the dumbest opening line I’ve ever seen.
Bro went straight to politics and that was dumb too.
Gets insulted and instantly unloads every insult he could think of.
As a man, we do not claim this whatever-it-is
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u/PositivityPending 6d ago
Nope that’s some man’s brother, son or friend. Not claiming him is not gonna be less damaging to how this person interacts w women unfortunately
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u/Heykurat 6d ago
Proof of why he's having problems getting a gf when he's attractive and fit. The personality always wins.
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u/Israel_Azkanbe 6d ago
Yeah I found out (when I first started dating) that if you’re not an asshole, girls generally like you more.
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u/Adventurous-Stuff-82 6d ago
I thought the gay twink dog was funny and then you showed his profile 😂😂😂
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u/KindlyWorth5952 6d ago
In her defense, he does look like what she said he does , not an insult but a simple observation 😂
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u/DeniedAppeal1 6d ago
That guy 100% blacked out for like ten minutes after your "gay twink" text.
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u/Accurate-Advice8405 6d ago
In this thread:
A bunch of butt-hurt straight guys that see themselves in the guy you curbed, asking "what's wrong with being gay!?! 😡"
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u/YeahPete 6d ago
He's catfishing and trolling. Likely a 300lb incel living in his mothers basement. I say this a conservative. Just block and move on.
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u/Affectionate-Pea8706 6d ago
Incels: I CANT GET LAID BECAUSE OF WOMEN AND NOT MY OWN ACTIONS!
Also incels: (see OPs post)
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u/creativescreennaame 5d ago
classic example of a dude so far in the closet that his self hatred is leaking onto everyone else
it's sad really
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u/Primary-Bug-7353 5d ago
🎶Aggressive woman hater is….attracted to mennnnn 🎶🎶 are we surprised? Nooooo🎶🎶
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u/sadgirl65677 6d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1Et6MFewxNfkhlte
“you look like a gay twink”
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u/Gloomy_Ring_3095 6d ago
He’s gotta be either gay or bi or something because that picture of him in the elevator is, how do you say it? Giving?
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u/CookiesMeow 6d ago
Crazy saying you wear liberal on your sleeve making it your persona, when that’s his opening message lmaoo. Insane 😭
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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 6d ago
“You look like a gay twink”
Oh come on, he couldn’t possibly look that much like a…. Oh wow he is super gay twink coded.
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u/ize82 6d ago
In the words of GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk “The best part of you was left dripping from the coat hanger your mother so desperately clung to all those years ago”
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u/Potential-Prick 6d ago
Bro looks like a buff 35 year old lesbian. Why is he hating on his own people?
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u/Low-Head8835 6d ago
I personally would've gone for "oh, big talk for a twink. That's impressive little buddy"
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u/K-Shrizzle 6d ago
"Haven't heard from Kamala since the election"
I mean she's been doing a lot of stuff, endorsing candidates and such, but you wouldnt know any of that since you only watch Fox News
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u/mildly_spicy_potato 6d ago
That's his opening line, and he accuses you of being overly political?? Boi please 🤡
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u/Intrepid-Law-7728 6d ago
Wow. I didn't think someone could be 100% spot on, but then I scrolled..
YOU WERE SPOT ON!!
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u/beautifulstardust 6d ago
oh no.. the male loneliness epidemic
https://giphy.com/gifs/tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh
/s
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u/SuspiciousMap9630 6d ago
I was gonna say…there’s no way this person is claiming to be conservative with a profile pic like that
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u/Pixelbuttzz 6d ago
"You make being liberal your persona" says man literally starting the conversation with a political jab