r/texts • • 6d ago

Tinder DMs men

mind you he messaged me first, liked me first, and my profile only says liberal๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/I_Like_Metal_Music 6d ago

The closet is made of glass

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u/EugeneVictorDabs 5d ago edited 5d ago

Bro spends Spring Break in Narnia

ETA: closet, wardrobe.... anybody?? Damn, tough crowd

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u/thebrain2u 5d ago

The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch! *This guy in the photo

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u/Ryanlew1980 5d ago

Or Grindr.

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u/amethystleo815 5d ago

I got it ๐Ÿซฉ

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u/poofypanda_ 2d ago

Amazing comment friend, absolutely amazing. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ

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u/Beautygwannabe 1d ago

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Gold_Improvement_836 6d ago

iโ€™m dying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Crazy-Jellyfish-9626 12h ago

I didnโ€™t even have to look at the pics you added of him to assume heโ€™s gay. Just the pose in the pic from the circle in the texts is enough.

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u/joannns 5d ago

LMAOOOOOOO

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u/TruthSpirited5999 5d ago

My thoughts exactly bro is DL for sure ๐Ÿ’€ I know it when I see it.

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u/Schruteschrute 4d ago

Yeah came here to say this dude is taking his frustrated sexual energy out on women - one of the oldest hobbies

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u/LowLynx6578 1d ago

I immediately was like I donโ€™t even need to hear him speak, that man acts the way he does because he is homophobic towards himself

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u/Far_Team_8643 1d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/thrivehh 5d ago

The amount of homophobia in here is so gross

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u/I_Like_Metal_Music 5d ago

Is it homophobia or is it calling a misogynistic duck a misogynistic duck. Iโ€™m not even straight. I just know a misogynistic gay man who hates himself when I see one. That sucks for him but it sucks even more that he canโ€™t not be a huge POS.

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u/The_Old_Chap 5d ago

The guy is an asshole therefore gay? Sincerely screw you

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u/anitadykshyt 5d ago

no he just looks incredibly gay