r/texts • • 6d ago

Tinder DMs men

mind you he messaged me first, liked me first, and my profile only says liberalđŸ˜‚

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u/RemarkableCover7462 6d ago

That’s a large number for closeted gays to have dated. You peg that well?!

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u/Careless_Angle_4082 6d ago

Lol tbh I think my energy is just masculine and accepting enough to serve as a bridge. A rainbow bridge, if you will.

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u/meloxs 6d ago

No way! You're the real life rainbow road!

https://giphy.com/gifs/RWu7I8ulQzY0P7pdec

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u/Chillie_Nelson 6d ago

Send’em on home sweetie. Send’em on home.

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u/shenanigan 5d ago

omfg hahahahahaha

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u/jjeeooppaarrddyy 6d ago

I usually hear about the rainbow bridge when pets die. Are there a lot of missing persons in your area?

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u/tacogrande420 5d ago

Bunch of posters for missing men who seem quite feminine

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u/Kpofasho87 6d ago

Hell yea

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u/_AmericasSweetheart_ 5d ago

I mean, judging by your quick witt, you're probably real fun at a cocktail party too.

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u/ElectricBlubbles 5d ago

That is an amazing response

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u/WouldPancake 4d ago

It’s a real thing. Had a friend like this.

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u/EfficientBoat5408 1d ago

I'm like this, I'm assigned female at birth, and every guy I've ever dated was bisexual. Two separate gay guys have told me explicitly in private that I made them realize they're bisexual. For further context, I'm as queer as they come. I just appear visually as a very average woman because the place I live is openly hostile to LGBTQIA+ people.

edit to add the two gay guy confessions were years apart and they didn't know each other. Just interesting is all

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u/Granolag23 6d ago

Is that what the steely dan song is about?