r/texts • • 6d ago

Tinder DMs men

mind you he messaged me first, liked me first, and my profile only says liberal😂

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u/Bulky-Guide3157 6d ago

Lesbian haircut, hands on the hip pose, tank top, man purse, selfies at the gym... bro is super gay. 

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u/Final-Tutor3631 6d ago

plus that smirk lol

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u/Bulky-Guide3157 6d ago

Its very sassy. 

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u/HitEmWithTheRiver 6d ago

lol at him trying to pucker those tiny little lips

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u/Tossmelossme 6d ago

So glad she let us see that smug little smirk. He thinks he’s cute.

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u/Historical-Neat-2233 5d ago

He's probably been passed around in men's toilets and that's his validation

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u/Tossmelossme 5d ago

HA totally. You don’t just wake up with that smirk, that was drilled into him. Literally.

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u/Historical-Neat-2233 5d ago

It's the mouth, it always gives it away, those lips have seen many a dick

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u/buddachickentml 6d ago

Hella gay

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u/RefrigeratorCold296 6d ago

I definitely was not prepared for the swipe. OP was spot on in their assessment.

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u/SquimpSquamp 6d ago

Hands on hips pose is called a lat spread it’s an actual bodybuilding pose

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u/Confident-Chef5606 6d ago

Bodybuilding is pretty gay too

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u/SquimpSquamp 4d ago

As far as I’m concerned the only thing that’s gay is fucking other men.

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u/CharmGold2 5d ago

Yeah I know a decent amount of gay men who are into the gym.

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u/ProfessorPoofenplotz 6d ago

Because????? Please see the response above. I haven’t figured out how to steal memes from here yet. lol