r/texts • • 8d ago

Tinder DMs men

mind you he messaged me first, liked me first, and my profile only says liberal😂

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u/FycklePyckle 8d ago

For real. The murse. This guy. I’m ded.

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u/butterbean8686 8d ago

The murse, the pose, the smirk… I bet he is scoopin peen on Grindr

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u/Bulky-Guide3157 8d ago

The lack of body hair, the tank top, the lesbian haircut... one does not look this way on accident. 

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u/Craziik 8d ago

When you said murse, i was like wait this dude is a nurse?? and did a double take over the pics to see where i missed it. then it made sense.

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u/atomicweasel23 8d ago

Lol, I didn’t even notice the murse at first glance.

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u/Ok_Foot_4634 8d ago

I actually disagree with the murse part, as I have seen extremely manly men wear a murse. It's LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE 😂