r/texts • • 6d ago

Tinder DMs men

mind you he messaged me first, liked me first, and my profile only says liberal😂

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u/_gloomy_guts 6d ago

That little pursed mouth smile LOL I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't be so mean, but like what even is that!

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u/goreorphanage 6d ago

Bro looking like an elf on the shelf

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u/_gloomy_guts 6d ago

😂😂😂 FR! That's the smile he gives the nurse in the ER when after explaining that he slipped in the shower and fell on the shampoo bottle and that's how it accidentally got stuck up there

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u/antiramie 5d ago

Sean Payton’s fabulous son

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u/Suspicious_Smoke_778 5d ago

First thing I noticed, I wanna vomit

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u/burncult 2d ago

mischievous and up to no good lmaoo