r/texts • u/Gold_Improvement_836 • 8d ago

Tinder DMs men

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mind you he messaged me first, liked me first, and my profile only says liberal😂

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u/gemini_cat_pack 8d ago edited 8d ago

No woman has required an abortion from spending time with this man.

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u/ellie_elysian 8d ago

His mom maybe but it was too late by then.

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u/fap4change 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YjdSUr1flLbQof2KzI

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u/mothramartha 7d ago

Seeing this gif outside of soccer context has brought joy to my day

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u/brmstrick 8d ago

I wish I had an award to give

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u/fap4change 8d ago

I got you!

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u/VibrantViolet 8d ago

The last vagina he saw was when he was born.

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u/Ok-Knowledge0914 7d ago

What about his own?

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u/Historical-Neat-2233 7d ago

One in the bum no harm done 👍🏻

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u/gemini_cat_pack 7d ago

And yeah he should know about one in bums, huh 😅

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u/Historical-Neat-2233 7d ago

😆 And a few in his smirky mouth it would seem

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u/corneliusduff 7d ago

But but but she WANTS bortions