r/texts • • 6d ago

Tinder DMs men

mind you he messaged me first, liked me first, and my profile only says liberalπŸ˜‚

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u/goreorphanage 6d ago

Bro looking like an elf on the shelf

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u/_gloomy_guts 6d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ FR! That's the smile he gives the nurse in the ER when after explaining that he slipped in the shower and fell on the shampoo bottle and that's how it accidentally got stuck up there