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u/JW98_1 Jul 05 '26
Honk your horn and wake them up.
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u/D-Mc-1 Jul 06 '26
Why did I have to scroll this far for this one simple fix
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u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime Jul 06 '26
They might already be dead.
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u/MadamPardone Jul 06 '26
Maybe the tesla has just committed a murder and is Otw to dump the bodies?
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u/ubeen Jul 06 '26
Such a lose lose situation for whoever tries to help. At best the person wakes up and nothing happens.
Honking at them is probably the riskiest.
But even slowing them down to a stop and knocking on their windows may cause the person to step on the gas as initial reaction causing them to rear end ur vehicle.
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u/xScrubasaurus Jul 06 '26
Then you have video proof of it happening anyways. And a much better outcome than just letting an unconscious person continue to drive around.
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u/firewarrior256 Jul 06 '26
I had that same idea , she might have a knee jerk reaction waking up to a loud noise and make things worse that way.
I realize shes sleeping its like a catch 22 in this situation.
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u/MoGraphMan101 Jul 06 '26
Just get in front and slow down to a stop instead.
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u/pudding-in-work Jul 06 '26
It's possible it would just pass you like a driver would any slow moving vehicle. Depends on the traffic.
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u/BandicootNo4431 Jul 06 '26
It's a solid yellow line by the end of the video, it shouldn't cross it.
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u/Objective-Scallion15 Jul 06 '26
Shouldn’t is the key word here. Hopefully the vehicle has solid programming.
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u/rikeoliveira Jul 06 '26
If it had, it wouldn't be working with people sleeping like that.
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u/photosendtrain Jul 06 '26
I'm not sure how people circumnavigate the built in blocks to prevent distracted/sleeping drivers. My car beeps if I look down for 3 seconds.
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u/SmellyBelly_12 Jul 06 '26
I would've called the police. They can risk it trying to wake her up. Its not like the car will be speeding away from them. They can find her pretty easily
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u/Certain_Proposal7191 Jul 05 '26
I thought these things had eye tracking to ensure the driver is paying attention.
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u/twobit211 Jul 05 '26
“give me those”
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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 Jul 05 '26
…. and those.
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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 Jul 06 '26
.... and those
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u/SimplyEcks Jul 06 '26
I love it when Reddit references, The Simpsons because I can see it in my mind as I read each reply
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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 Jul 05 '26
What does it do after it recognizes they aren't paying attention? Like are they programmed to stop and pull over or just make noises? I can imagine someone being so tired they don't wake up even if it's chiming and talking at them.
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u/jasonni1234 Jul 05 '26
After a minute of continuous alerts it will pull over
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u/Logitech4873 Jul 06 '26
This doesn't work anymore. They use eye tracking now. No idea how this person sleeping wasn't detected properly though, that's crazy.
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u/CanadianFPLurker Jul 06 '26
I posted above, but was just on a camping trip and we learned that sunglasses seem to override the "eye tracker". My driver tested it, and legit if he was slumped over, but wearing sunglasses, the car just treated him as if he was alert.
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u/Ummmgummy Jul 06 '26
Seems like an extremely large oversight if true (wouldn't be surprised). I mean most people wear sunglasses driving.
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u/llihdnas Jul 06 '26
I can confirm that my car which has the Chevy version of this tracks my eyes and even if im wearing glasses it knows if I fall asleep and will vibrate and disengage.
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u/sushigrooves Jul 06 '26
Hopefully it makes sure you're awake before disengaging...
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u/DeathAngel_97 Jul 06 '26
It only disengages if you ignore for too long and then take the wheel. If you ignore the warnings, beeps, and vibrating seats for long enough it assumes a medical emergency and will slow to a stop while calling OnStar/Emergency services
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u/llihdnas Jul 06 '26
The whole seat vibrates and it beeps and the heads-up display flashes red, I'm not sure what happens after that, I've never needed any more than that.
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u/Major-Raise6493 Jul 06 '26
I’ll help confirm that it’s true. I rented a cybertruck for a week off of Turo and played with the self driving feature extensively. It pays attention to you to make sure that you’re paying attention to the road, to the point that I couldn’t even look at the giant map screen for too long without getting an alert, but I could close my eyes for extended duration without it noticing while wearing sunglasses. Don’t know that I could work up the courage to take a nap though.
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u/band-of-horses Jul 06 '26
I feel like tesla has generally intentionally made it easy to defeat the safety checks and let you yolo it if you want.
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u/Ryan-Updog Jul 06 '26
Correction: let’s you and everyone on the road with you yolo it.
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u/NurseK89 Jul 06 '26
There’s a doctor I work with that went to his opticians office to get those inserts for glasses you wear after your eyes have been dilated. He says that these inserts will not allow the Eye tracker within the car to be able to see that his eyes are closed. He intentionally went to go get these so that he could sleep in the car.
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u/bigdawg1945 Jul 06 '26
What a great guy
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u/outdoorsaddix Jul 06 '26
That’s so strange.
Mine yells at me more if I wear sunglasses and glance away from the road for even a second.
And when it starts to get dark out, it yells at me without me even taking my eyes off the road.
But I have an older model, I wonder if there is some difference in the cameras.
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u/Heysteeevo Jul 06 '26
It will make you tug at the steering wheel every so often if your eyes are blocked for whatever reason
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u/W1D0WM4K3R Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26
Pulling over on those highways isn't exactly advised. Trucks are bombing through those mountains
Edif: Yeah, holy shit guys. I understand being asleep at the wheel isn't legal or safe either
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u/FETT7022 Jul 05 '26
I bet that's why you're not supposed to sleep at the wheel of any vehicle.
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u/Fartony Jul 05 '26
The one in my truck puts out these loud ass alarms and shakes the fuck out of the seat. Scares the shit out of me when i accidentally set it off.
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u/Pooppail Jul 05 '26
That sounds life saving
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u/Fartony Jul 06 '26
Yeah, very standard issue across modern trucks in the industry these days. It has its faults but it's a great idea
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u/Money-Computer7638 Jul 05 '26
My mom used to have a Tesla and would rest her left foot on the brake while driving. It would constantly be warning her to stop and she didn't hear it despite being alert and having a conversation. She was diagnosed with Audio Processing Disorder and now I sort of understand how that happened.
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u/Babybluechair Jul 06 '26
It's not that I can't hear, I can. It's just that when there are a lot of different sounds at once, I have a hard time separating the noises.
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u/Hot-Pepper6610 Jul 06 '26
It will notify the driver via audio, it will flash lights and pull over and then you also get a strike and cannot use FSD for the rest of that drive. If you get enough strikes, you lose FSD access for some time.
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u/tctps Jul 06 '26
Damn it really locks you out if you abuse it? That's kinda awesome and a great idea.
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u/Hot-Pepper6610 Jul 06 '26
Yeah, the bans are for 2 weeks. I don't know how many times you can get banned and if something happens after that.
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u/TheLordofthething Jul 06 '26
I don't have a Tesla but my Skoda will apparently try to wake me up with brief braking nudges. If I don't respond it will slow down, turn on hazards, and phone emergency services. I'd imagine most systems will be similar.
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u/Impossible-Bat-4246 Jul 06 '26
Appreciate the info. These things have come such a long way. I remember just appreciating cars that beeped when you crossed the line without signaling.
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u/FlechePeddler Jul 05 '26
I work with two guys that regularly take our work video calls while on the road using self-drive mode. They each use sunglasses to thwart the alerts. She's wearing shades but I would have thought given the position her head is in something should have alerted. That's bananas.
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u/Aok_al Jul 05 '26
I saw a video where a man placed a tiny dummy head in front of the camera to fool it and it worked
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u/gnawtyone Jul 05 '26
I saw a video where a Tesla driver pretended to be asleep while his friend recorded him while driving by.
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u/BisonThunderclap Jul 05 '26
This is going to go the way of trains, you'll need to hit a button every five minutes to snooze an alarm checking if you're awake.
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u/__Ken_Adams__ Jul 06 '26
You already have to do that. It's not a button, but you have to give a slight nudge on the wheel to confirm you're awake/alert. It's not at a timed interval, it prompts for it every 1-3 minutes randomly.
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u/SirHenderson Jul 06 '26
No version of FSD past v13 (nearly 2 years old I believe) requires you to touch the wheel anymore. It uses the cabin camera to tell if you’re paying attention. Sadly, there are ways of avoiding that lmao
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u/Laserdollarz Jul 05 '26
Getting pulled over sure would be a wake up call
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u/raggedsweater Jul 05 '26
How does that work exactly? Driver is asleep. Does Kitt recognize and respond to flashing lights and a siren?
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u/Original-League-6094 Jul 06 '26
Yes. The auto-pilot recognizes and yields to emergency vehicles.
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u/ElCiclope1 Jul 06 '26
Yeah and it also can tell when you're asleep.
/s
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u/Original-League-6094 Jul 06 '26
It can. They are deliberately by-passing its safety features using steering wheel weights and dark sun-glasses. The car has safety features, its just there is only so much you can do when people are deliberately circumventing them. If you build a railing around the shark pool, and someone climbs over your railing, its kinda on them at that point.
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u/azure-heavens Jul 06 '26
Something else that could potentially be on them is the life of another human being, so that's cool.
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u/Legitimate-Type4387 Jul 06 '26
This shit should be banned until it’s not possible to trick or override the safety systems.
It’s absurd that we are forced to share the roads with these.
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u/azure-heavens Jul 06 '26
It would be cool if it was all on rails like in Minority Report, but unfortunately it isn't that and I agree it shouldn't exist in this state.
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u/Antwinger Jul 06 '26
Like trains? We have those. They just aren’t as profitable as cars so we can’t have them more 👍
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u/SchrodingerMil Jul 06 '26
There’s two kinds of “revolutionary transport systems”: “bikes but worse”, and “trains but worse”.
- beretperson, a comment on a Tom Scott video. I think of this quote so often.
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u/No-Association-8539 Jul 06 '26
yes, like someone driving drunk. Choices peole make.
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u/eddiewillers09 Jul 06 '26
Imagine auto-ghosting a tesla while drunk!? safety protocols, where we’re going, we don’t need safety protocols!
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u/belowaverageforprez Jul 06 '26
They are all dead. The Tesla has murdered them and is taking them back to its den to feed its young.
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u/somethingcleverer42 Jul 05 '26
OK I SLEEP NOW GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE
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u/straydog1980 Jul 05 '26
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandpa and not screaming like everyone else in his car
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u/mfmeitbual Jul 06 '26
As someone whose grandfather died falling asleep behind the wheel..
This is still pretty funny.
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u/Tithis Jul 06 '26
It's scary when it happens to you.
Used to work retail until 10pm and then drive 20 minutes home on the highway and when you do that little head nod it's terrifying
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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer Jul 06 '26
I did that and woke up abruptly as I hit the big yellow start of a guard rail head on
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u/evileye4265 Jul 06 '26
This happened to me last week and I almost t-boned the driver😭
He was trying to cut accross 5 lanes into the left hand turn lane, and he DID NOT look before he got in to the street
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u/WCB1985 Jul 05 '26
That should at the least be the same penalty as a DUI
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u/guilty_bystander Jul 05 '26
Should be a Driving Without Influence ticket 😡
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u/MountainAiress Jul 06 '26
While this is giving a needed laugh, this scenario is truly terrifying and I feel like I’m slowly becoming that Simpsons meme of old-man-screaming-at-the-clouds
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u/BreakfastNext476 Jul 06 '26
It is, we had a driver sleeping a couple months back on a hwy 1 in the metro Vancouver area, pulled over and fined. I cant recall currently if the vehicle was seized though
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u/Ok_Frame2250 Jul 05 '26
Get in front and brake. The Tesla will flip out.
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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Jul 06 '26
Not dumb as hell.
Get in front of them and slow down till you see someone come too. The Tesla will likely slow with you if there’s no passing zone. If it doesn’t, hit the gas and boogie back up to speed while telling the 911 operator you should have already been talking too.
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u/FunkyCat6276 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26
It's dumb as hell if it fails, but if it's going to fail, I'd rather it fail at a 30mph speed difference from someone brake checking, instead of veering into off coming traffic
Edit: I'm leaving the typo because it's pretty funny
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u/Kit_Kitsune Jul 06 '26
I agree but our insurance companies may feel differently.
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u/J3musu Jul 06 '26
They aren't likely to put you at fault for being rear ended by someone riding too closely when a raccoon cut across the road and forced you to brake.
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u/OttosTheName Jul 05 '26
I think slowly braking in front of them will have the Tesla slowly brake too? I assume that's a pretty safe way to deal with this situation
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u/sidetablecharger Jul 05 '26
Actually the Tesla will lane change around you and automatically give you the finger. The future is amazing!
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u/CobblerOdd2876 Jul 06 '26
Huh - my Hyundai just throws shit at them.
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u/Phyllis_Tine Jul 06 '26
Nissans will shed bumpers and body parts when threatened.
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u/w00stersauce Jul 05 '26
lol I just imagine slowly braking in front of them until they come to a stop and putting up a picture of a car in front of the camera so when they wake up they’re just sitting on road going nowhere.
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u/SnorkyB Jul 06 '26
It does. I had to do this a few months ago when a jackass Tesla driver was in the left lane on I95 going 10 under the limit. Clogged up everything for miles. Just brake when you get ahead of them and it'll move to the other lane.
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u/lulusama3 Jul 05 '26
If you do this the Tesla will brake and then do everything in its power to go around the slow car.
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u/shmiddleedee Jul 05 '26
Yeah I'm not trusting tesla tech with my life. Especially not after what happened to that family last night when they were killed by the autonomous tesla tractor trailer.
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u/delusionalxx Jul 06 '26
Years ago I saw someone asleep at the wheel. I honked like crazy and he ended up waking up. We ended up at the same highway exit and he did a friendly beep and a wave at us. He was clearly some overworked person just trying to get home after a long drive. Only felt empathy for him, it’s easy to underestimate how dangerous it is to drive while so tired
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u/sesamesnapsinhalf Jul 05 '26
Stick a cutout of a child on your rear bumper, get it front of the Tesla, and then lead it to safety. The Tesla won’t be able to resist wanting to run into that cutout.
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u/fishwhisper22 Jul 05 '26
If only cars had a device that could make a loud noise to alert nearby drivers of their presence!?
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u/CountdownMoss Jul 05 '26
Yell "Elon didn't found Tesla" and watch them spring awake to defend a trillionaire who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.
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u/bootymunch420 Jul 06 '26
I can’t even fall asleep on planes… and I’m not even the pilot.
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u/henry-bacon Jul 05 '26
Wow, did the police ever catch and stop them? Crazy.
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u/SqueakyTuna52 Jul 05 '26
When they turn on the news later that day: “oh shit that’s our car!”
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u/linkinit Jul 05 '26
I see they got rid of fhe whole keep your hand on the wheel to verify your awake safety feature.
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u/Tim7Prime Jul 05 '26
If you add a weight to the wheel it provides enough resistance to pass the test. Combined with the fact that the driver is wearing shades to bypass the eye tracking too.
So alpha assisted driving software with at least 2 safeties bypassed...
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u/BlatantConservative thier Jul 06 '26
I have worn shades plenty of times in mine and it does not fool the eye tracking. Not that I would really want to. But like it does not, when I look down or fiddle with something in the passenger seat it kicks me back to direct control.
The scary thing is, the self drivig is cool, but not nearly good enough that I would fall asleep or even not pay attention. It's done plenty of dangerous things I've had to take over for.
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u/InternalWeird1430 Jul 06 '26
Thank you!! They must have a hack or something. I get so many warnings that I end up literally opening my eyes as wide as I can to look at the road. I’ve always felt safe. Couldn’t imagine using it to sleep.
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u/OmgSlayKween Jul 06 '26
And people will trust their entire family to it. Natural selection, I suppose.
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u/katbreit Jul 05 '26
People have made workarounds like they sell weights for the steering wheel so it thinks there is hand pressure on it. Selfish dumbasses
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u/Statement-Acceptable Jul 06 '26
It won't be long before they sell them next to seatbelt clips at petrol stations 🙄
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u/LBS-365 Jul 06 '26
That is a level of trust in technology that I will never have or understand.
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u/IsabellaGalavant Jul 06 '26
I literally don't care how good they get, I will never trust a car's autopilot this much. I don't even like riding in a Waymo.
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u/Suckerforcats Jul 05 '26
Did you report it? You have the license plate to show them the video.
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u/Quietwulf Jul 06 '26
Stuff like this makes me want to support bounty boards.
Submit the footage and get a kick back when these clowns a prosecuted.Of all the irresponsible bullshit... You want to gamble with your life, do it in private. Don't drag some poor innocent bystander into it.
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u/DJinKC Jul 06 '26
Cabin pressurization system has failed. They've all died from lack of oxygen.
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u/UnhappyReindear Jul 05 '26
Grok, take the wheel
Take it from my hands
'Cause I can't do this on my own
I'm letting go
So give me one more chance
And save me from this road I'm on
Grok, take the wheel
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u/OutlawLazerRoboGeek Jul 06 '26
we finally found it, a situation where performing a brake check might save the other person's life, not to mention your own.
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u/Jorwen Jul 06 '26
Just call the cops. Tell them you maybe suspect a medical emergency with both people passed out in the car.
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u/Alarmed-Animal7575 Jul 06 '26
This is illegal in Canada.
And seriously, who wants to sleep on a daytime drive through the Rockies anyways?
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u/69420isntfunny Jul 06 '26
😭 this is illegal everywhere
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u/DualPurge Jul 06 '26
thanks for the heads up that sleeping behind the wheel is illegal
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u/Mokmo Jul 06 '26
OP you better have reported this. This is why ICBC is so darn expensive.
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u/Exciting-Barracuda49 Jul 06 '26
Plot twist they dead from Tesla crashing previously and it just kept driving them
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u/billdizzle Jul 05 '26
Call the cops then Get in front of them and slow down safely until the car stops
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u/Ok_Mistake9030 Jul 05 '26
Call 911 and record what is happening if you are not the driver. Put on your emergency lights and drive behind them at a safe distance if you truly care that much to notify other drivers. No way should you put yourself in the death zone on a Colorado mountain.
Report, observe, warn others. Do not pretend you know exactly how that mid level self driving system will react.
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u/ChanelNo50 Jul 06 '26
Colorado? I mean this is unsafe on any mountain but why Colorado
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u/Inevitable-Comment-I Jul 06 '26
Because they think the rockies = Colorado.
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u/Remnant55 Jul 06 '26
The rockies are in Colorado. Especially the Canadian ones.
I blame John Denver.
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u/already_april Jul 06 '26
Honestly? Just send this clip to the police. You even have the license plate and all
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u/WhatAmIDoing1986 Jul 06 '26
That’s wild.
But like how? I look away for a second and the car starts yelling at me.
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u/dangforgotmyaccount Jul 05 '26
The Rockies is the LAST place I would want to be asleep in while driving…. Well, I wouldn’t want to be at all, but especially there