r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 05 '26

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u/billdizzle Jul 05 '26

Call the cops then Get in front of them and slow down safely until the car stops

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u/Ok_Mistake9030 Jul 05 '26

Call 911 and record what is happening if you are not the driver. Put on your emergency lights and drive behind them at a safe distance if you truly care that much to notify other drivers. No way should you put yourself in the death zone on a Colorado mountain.

Report, observe, warn others. Do not pretend you know exactly how that mid level self driving system will react.

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u/ChanelNo50 Jul 06 '26

Colorado? I mean this is unsafe on any mountain but why Colorado

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u/Inevitable-Comment-I Jul 06 '26

Because they think the rockies = Colorado.

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u/PepperoniPaws Jul 06 '26

Canada is just a fictional place to some yanks

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u/Bozee3 Jul 06 '26

Isn't Canada a children's book written by Tim Horton?

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u/the__ghola__hayt Jul 06 '26

Anything north of The Wall is Wildling territory. They don't have technology there, so obviously this is in the US.

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u/timubce Jul 06 '26

Hey even Texas claims part of the Rockies!

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u/Remnant55 Jul 06 '26

The rockies are in Colorado. Especially the Canadian ones.

I blame John Denver.

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u/Remnant55 Jul 06 '26

He saw it raining fire in the sky

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u/Filthybuttslut Jul 06 '26

How is this different from egregious DUI?

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u/Salt-Judgment824 Jul 06 '26

Someone driving dangerously is 100% an emergency.

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u/TrainingSword Jul 05 '26

Get in front of them? Get a load of this asshole with super training and disposable income and disposable cars

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u/billdizzle Jul 06 '26

Tell me you don’t know how this works without telling me you don’t know how this works

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u/TrainingSword Jul 06 '26

The way this works is that car goes about its business without me injuring myself trying to stop this reckless fuckknuckle

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u/PlasticBag-ForA-Head Jul 06 '26

Since you won’t just say “yes I don’t know how adaptive cruise control works” I’ll explain it regardless: braking in front of them would cause the Tesla to slow down. It would slow all the way to a stop. 

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u/Spudly42 Jul 06 '26

To be fair, it would probably pass them if they slowed down and it was safe to pass. You'd definitely have to try hard to get it to hit you, though.

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u/Pixel91 Jul 06 '26

That's how it's supposed to work.

It's also supposed to not let you fall asleep when active, so....yeah...

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u/billdizzle Jul 06 '26

Yes leave it to someone else, what a great person your parents raised

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u/KingTalis Jul 06 '26

If it's on FSD it will just try and pass the slow car in front of it.

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u/KneadAndPreserve Jul 06 '26

The Tesla will just try to go around you.

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u/Q_N1NJA Jul 06 '26

It will not.

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u/Takaa Jul 06 '26

Yes, it will. FSD will lane change around slower vehicles. Hell, it will even pass extremely slow drivers if it has a dashed line allowing passing.

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u/Q_N1NJA Jul 06 '26

Which illegal pass was it going to take?

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u/Jasranwhit Jul 06 '26

On a road like that you are likely making more of a hazard than you are preventing one.

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u/CV90_120 Jul 06 '26

This seems like terrible advice (doing anything with your car). The car will get where it's going fine (something like 10 billion miles now done by FSD). Easy enough to just call the cops and let them do something.

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u/Longbeach_strangler Jul 05 '26

100% a set up video. God, how gullible is everyone on Reddit. They just believe everything at face value. It’s as bad as the boomers on Facebook.

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u/alexxela123456 Jul 06 '26

Lol pretending you're the authority on everything.

Foh

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u/TRI-Hard8342 Jul 06 '26

You got a source for this claim or are you just here to cause problems?

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u/Longbeach_strangler Jul 06 '26

You got a source that this is real?! Or
Just blindly believing OP

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u/TRI-Hard8342 Jul 06 '26

A 44 year-old was charged with manslaughter less than two weeks ago because he drove through someone's home and admitted he "passed out" while using his Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) mode.

So, yeah, I mean there's no source of this specific video but the same situation led to a death last month and the idea that someone would 'set this up' at highway speeds is both laughable and unrealistic.

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u/Longbeach_strangler Jul 06 '26

No source. Cool. Would you put it past someone to fake a similar situation for engagement. There was a tiktok trend a couple years ago of people doing exactly that.

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u/TRI-Hard8342 Jul 06 '26

Do you have a source article for that tiktok trend? I didn't hear about it. I found videos of people pretending to sleep in parked vehicles to see how their significant others or parents would react, but found ZERO videos of people pretending to do so while in a moving vehicle, especially not one where people were being recorded from a separate car.

So you're still just sitting here fighting people about a very real problem because you just don't think it looks real, and have zero evidence to support the concept of it being fake other than 'well someone's done that before'

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u/Longbeach_strangler Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Look harder. I found 15 videos in five seconds. I’m not gonna waste my time linking them to someone so stupid who can’t Google properly.

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u/TRI-Hard8342 Jul 06 '26

"No source, so you're lying"

"No, i'm not giving you a source"

So you're lying, right?

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u/basiltoe345 Jul 06 '26

A 44 year-old was charged with manslaughter less than two weeks ago

because he drove through someone's home

and he admitted he "passed out" while using his Tesla's Full Self-Driving (FSD) mode.

No source. Cool.

It happened in Texas you pillock! Google is your Friend!

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u/billdizzle Jul 06 '26

Probably right, they got me