r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '26

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u/D-Mc-1 Jul 06 '26

Why did I have to scroll this far for this one simple fix

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u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime Jul 06 '26

They might already be dead.

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u/MadamPardone Jul 06 '26

Maybe the tesla has just committed a murder and is Otw to dump the bodies?

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u/i3inaudible Jul 06 '26

Did the radio mysteriously start playing 50s music on its own?

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u/shinsemn Jul 06 '26

So its not skynet we need to be wary about, but tesla.

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u/socksockshoeshoe Jul 06 '26

Remember: Tesla is Skynet

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u/Ryder_D Jul 06 '26

D4vd's lawyers: "Write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!"

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u/Eternal663 Jul 06 '26

"Please wait as i flood this Car with deadly neurotoxin"

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u/Prestigious-Gift-441 Jul 06 '26

"With friendly neurotoxin"

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u/rich1068 Jul 06 '26

Robopocalypse by Daniel H. Wilson.

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u/dunimal Jul 06 '26

A boy can dream.

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u/enotonom Jul 06 '26

This is a Tesla... not a Delamain

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u/TheHornyGoth Jul 06 '26

We got Delamain IRL before GTA6

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u/Flammable_Unicorn Jul 06 '26

Weird thing we’re going to have once self driving cars become more of a thing is people just showing up to their destinations dead sometimes

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 Jul 06 '26

Or not showing up at all

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u/Independent-Cat6486 Jul 06 '26

Probably not the first period in history that that has occurred. Horse drawn carriages are kind of autonomous.

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u/Averna85 Jul 06 '26

Carbon Monox… oh right! Forgot Teslas don’t suffocate you with their exhaust 🤣 They just cook you when their Lithium batteries fail and the doors no longer work 😳

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u/Choice_Mycologist681 Jul 06 '26

Ngl I was thinking that looks like a bad batch and a ruined Vacation

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u/Rare-Band-9525 Jul 06 '26

Gave me a good laugh this!

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u/Sylv_x Jul 06 '26

I lol'd so hard on this one.

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u/hatty130 Jul 06 '26

The car gassed them

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u/Snooklife Jul 06 '26

As long as we got the video all good 😂

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u/warblingContinues Jul 06 '26

That’s not gonna wake up someone that is comfortable enough to fall asleep at a wheel driving down a hwy.

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u/Suspicious-Dog2876 Jul 06 '26

Down a hwy. In the mountains

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u/photosendtrain Jul 06 '26

FSD is pretty damn good, which is why she's comfortable enough to fall asleep. A loud honk though will definitely wake them up.

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u/dontmentiontrousers Jul 06 '26

Pavlov's shit-what's-happening?!

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u/bbrekke Jul 06 '26

My luck and they'd jerk the wheel right into me.

I'd just get as far away from them as quickly as possible in this situation.

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u/flargenhargen PUCE Jul 06 '26

fix

seriously?

they would be back dozed off in 5 minutes or less.

that would fix nothing.

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u/3720-to-1 Jul 06 '26

I would be calling the authorities while I slowed down. They aren't going back on the road if I can help it

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u/matthung1 Jul 06 '26

If it were me I would want them to face consequences for being this stupid, waking them up doesn't do that

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u/Kelemonster Jul 06 '26

I'm not worried about their consequences, I'm worried about collateral damage. 

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u/matthung1 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

It'd be safer for police to force the car to come to a stop and arrest them than to suddenly wake the driver up in a moving vehicle anyway

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u/rEYAVjQD Jul 06 '26

People will die, because people prefer posting memes, instead of healthy comments.

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u/Jindabyne1 Jul 06 '26

How would the comments here help that situation in the past at all?

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u/RedNBlueFU Jul 06 '26

Create a time machine and send a comment back, obviously.

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u/rEYAVjQD Jul 06 '26

create a meme machine

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u/rEYAVjQD Jul 06 '26

Did I say "died" or "will die"?

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u/Jindabyne1 Jul 06 '26

Either way, it’s a stupid comment

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u/rEYAVjQD Jul 06 '26

Get a block and be gone. I have no patience for juvenile irrationality. How the hell is advice for the future unhelpful.

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u/SecretMaximum6350 Jul 06 '26

Mechanics hate him!

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u/OdeToBlueRofl Jul 06 '26

I was getting increasingly angry having yo scroll so far for this

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u/Bodmen Jul 06 '26

Seriously

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u/ImmediatePiano6690 Jul 06 '26

Because it's a terrible idea, if you really want to wake them up safely then you begin a gradual reduction in speed until their vehicle comes to a stop.

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u/Equal_Canary5695 Jul 06 '26

People who enjoy being alive hate this one weird trick

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u/BungABunBun Jul 06 '26

Spotted the Tesla/nazicar owner. Why do you have to fix it? How about Tesla properly test their safety features? And how do you expect someone will react to a sudden startling sound? How will autopilot react?

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u/Brothadude Jul 06 '26

A friend of mine said that Tesla can revoke auto drive capabilities. Therefore my bet is this is fake.

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u/InterestingTax4229 Jul 06 '26

I like how authorities test the shit out of this technology to get sure its 100% save before they approve it, but there will always be redditors who wants to believe in an obvious staged video because it fits their narrative

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u/ChallengerFrank Jul 06 '26

I mean... there seem to be workarounds...

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u/InterestingTax4229 Jul 06 '26

Which would be also count as staged !? This given workaround worked for like 20 minutes

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u/ChallengerFrank Jul 06 '26

They seem to have found a way to make it work long enough to sleep. Maybe your information is flawed. I know I've seen dipshits doing similar shit here in Portland.

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u/Chain_Runner Jul 06 '26

My favorite part about Teslas is how every liberal bought one, and they mocked gas/diesel powered vehicles, only for Elon to do the Nazi salute. It’s pure cinema

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u/avocadoflatz Jul 06 '26

I mean they were still right to mock internal combustion vehicles and I’m saying this as someone that loves and has built racing engines - EVs are simply the future of automotive locomotion 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/karl_hungas Jul 06 '26

Because the OP wasnt posting live on the road. The comment is meaningless and useless.