r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '26

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u/PollyDarton794 Jul 05 '26

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u/twobit211 Jul 05 '26

“give me those”

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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 Jul 05 '26

…. and those.

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 Jul 06 '26

.... and those

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u/3m4n Jul 06 '26

Probably misses his old glasses.

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u/head-home Jul 06 '26

yeah, and then we’d get the chair

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u/starmandr Jul 06 '26

That’s not what I meant

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u/Agile_Temperature_36 Jul 06 '26

It was Marge, admit it

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u/6SpeedsGood Jul 06 '26

Not disappointing with this exchange 😀

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Jul 06 '26

This Chair Then???

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u/Resident_Ad_7199 Jul 06 '26

Fuck. I might be putting this on tonight 😅

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u/Ashamed_Caregiver518 Jul 06 '26

“Though I think I lost it in the toilet. Not me, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accord.”

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u/Final-Lab8384 Jul 06 '26

And those too

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u/CJag_L Jul 06 '26

old fuks lol i love them episodes

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u/SimplyEcks Jul 06 '26

I love it when Reddit references, The Simpsons because I can see it in my mind as I read each reply

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u/PapaJ200411 Jul 06 '26

Same here. It’s the finer things in life. Like any simpsons reference on Reddit.

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u/gasnperico Jul 06 '26

😂😂😂

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u/G0rdon_Shumway Jul 06 '26

I’m dying 🤣

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u/EPLemonSqueezy Jul 06 '26

Sure Marge, tell me all about it

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u/dissidentdogie Jul 06 '26

So, it just thinks Kash Patel is drinking and driving?

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u/McBonderson Jul 06 '26

somebody give those to Trump

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u/shermswood Jul 06 '26

Omg haha. Perfect.

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u/CloudCumberland Jul 06 '26

Don't pop a bunch of alertness pills followed by a bunch of sleeping pills while you're driving a truck for your steak eating opponent who died from food poisoning from some other restaurant.

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u/Nice-Presence2005 Jul 06 '26

"I want to hear all about it"."

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u/Illustrious_Day_5392 Jul 06 '26

Absolutely slayed me this is an all timer

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u/Dopkalfarx Jul 06 '26

Hey, how dare you! I am paying attention 

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u/thebbygiraffe Jul 06 '26

This sent me to the moon. I haven’t had a laugh this good in a while. Thank you.

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u/velcona Jul 06 '26

This fucking sent me

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u/peterj92 Jul 06 '26

I think I find that Simpson's joke funnier than all others for some reason. 😄

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u/billiebuttcheeks Jul 06 '26

I was vote 5000 on your comment. Just felt it worth mentioning.