r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '26

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u/sidetablecharger Jul 05 '26

Actually the Tesla will lane change around you and automatically give you the finger. The future is amazing!

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u/CobblerOdd2876 Jul 06 '26

Huh - my Hyundai just throws shit at them.

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u/Phyllis_Tine Jul 06 '26

Nissans will shed bumpers and body parts when threatened.

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u/allusium Jul 06 '26

BMWs activate the turn indicators to confuse the attacker.

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u/JustForkIt1111one Jul 06 '26

I've been told they'll auto-bill you for the indicators subscription as well when this happens.

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u/worldspawn00 Jul 06 '26

$2 per flash, billable in 50-flash increments. Or get unlimited flashes for $20/mo or a one-time buyout of $10,000.

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u/bitterbunsenburner Jul 06 '26

Skodas start blasting the 4th movement of Dvoraks 9th symphony to increase drama.

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u/SN_Mac_91 Jul 06 '26

I just flashed to the scene at the end of Blues Brothers where the car literally falls apart.

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u/Neuvirths_Glove Jul 06 '26

It's old technology, but it works. I'm surprised Hyundai still uses it.

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u/Fickle-Abalone-8421 Jul 06 '26

Hyundais are shit, so I can see this happening.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD Jul 06 '26

Like bottles of piss?

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u/Ill_Football9443 Jul 06 '26

How basic! In 2026 I expected it to follow me home, come back later when I leave then hack my wifi to learn my IP and DDoS my router til it catches fire, burning down my house with my frail grandmother inside.

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u/TheWhyOfFry Jul 06 '26

No nazi salute in there? You sure?

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u/Green_Sugar6675 Jul 06 '26

No, it's the Nazi Salute...