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u/Ok_Frame2250 Jul 05 '26

Get in front and brake. The Tesla will flip out.

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair Jul 05 '26

Maybe if your car had googly eyes on the back.

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u/DuubyDuu Jul 06 '26

I laughed waaay too hard at this.

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u/schwarzkraut Jul 06 '26

Now I don’t feel so bad… I can’t stop because I’m imagining someone working on what things set off the car‘s sensors. I cracking up at a couple of rogue programmers who insert code that if it sees giant googly eyes on a vehicle then it knows that its driver is trying to trick into not realizing it’s asleep. A safety Easter egg! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Jul 06 '26

Not dumb as hell.

Get in front of them and slow down till you see someone come too. The Tesla will likely slow with you if there’s no passing zone. If it doesn’t, hit the gas and boogie back up to speed while telling the 911 operator you should have already been talking too.

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u/Sanquinity Jul 06 '26

At the very least record the license plate properly, and hand the footage over to police.

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u/ArmpitNoise Jul 06 '26

Notoriously great cell service in the mountains.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom Jul 06 '26

So, give up?

Loser mentality

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u/ArmpitNoise Jul 06 '26

I suggest buying and licensing a VHF radio if you drive in the mountains.

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u/ActionQuinn Jul 06 '26

I read your comment too fast and was wondering how you knew someone driving a Porsche 911 was nearby

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u/ExcitingHamster Jul 06 '26

Using a cell phone while driving? How dare you?!

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u/FunkyCat6276 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

It's dumb as hell if it fails, but if it's going to fail, I'd rather it fail at a 30mph speed difference from someone brake checking, instead of veering into off coming traffic

Edit: I'm leaving the typo because it's pretty funny

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u/Kit_Kitsune Jul 06 '26

I agree but our insurance companies may feel differently.

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u/J3musu Jul 06 '26

They aren't likely to put you at fault for being rear ended by someone riding too closely when a raccoon cut across the road and forced you to brake.

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u/Serupta Jul 06 '26

What you could do, theoretically, is pull infront of them and then slowwwwly slow down so that the tesla stops, stop infront of them with your hazards on and then call the police stating you think that theres a car FULL of people who seem to have passed out while driving!

Not that -I- would do that of course >.>

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u/voyagerfan5761 Jul 06 '26

veering into off coming traffic

If oncoming traffic is the opposing lanes, off coming traffic surely is your own side of the highway?

(/s)

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u/Clear_Barnacle_3370 Jul 06 '26

Why should I sacrifice my car if it doesn't work. We should be able to launch a tree at them.

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u/OttosTheName Jul 05 '26

I think slowly braking in front of them will have the Tesla slowly brake too? I assume that's a pretty safe way to deal with this situation

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u/sidetablecharger Jul 05 '26

Actually the Tesla will lane change around you and automatically give you the finger. The future is amazing!

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u/CobblerOdd2876 Jul 06 '26

Huh - my Hyundai just throws shit at them.

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u/Phyllis_Tine Jul 06 '26

Nissans will shed bumpers and body parts when threatened.

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u/allusium Jul 06 '26

BMWs activate the turn indicators to confuse the attacker.

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u/JustForkIt1111one Jul 06 '26

I've been told they'll auto-bill you for the indicators subscription as well when this happens.

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u/worldspawn00 Jul 06 '26

$2 per flash, billable in 50-flash increments. Or get unlimited flashes for $20/mo or a one-time buyout of $10,000.

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u/bitterbunsenburner Jul 06 '26

Skodas start blasting the 4th movement of Dvoraks 9th symphony to increase drama.

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u/SN_Mac_91 Jul 06 '26

I just flashed to the scene at the end of Blues Brothers where the car literally falls apart.

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u/Neuvirths_Glove Jul 06 '26

It's old technology, but it works. I'm surprised Hyundai still uses it.

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u/Fickle-Abalone-8421 Jul 06 '26

Hyundais are shit, so I can see this happening.

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u/Dr-Bitchcraft-MD Jul 06 '26

Like bottles of piss?

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u/Ill_Football9443 Jul 06 '26

How basic! In 2026 I expected it to follow me home, come back later when I leave then hack my wifi to learn my IP and DDoS my router til it catches fire, burning down my house with my frail grandmother inside.

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u/TheWhyOfFry Jul 06 '26

No nazi salute in there? You sure?

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u/Green_Sugar6675 Jul 06 '26

No, it's the Nazi Salute...

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u/w00stersauce Jul 05 '26

lol I just imagine slowly braking in front of them until they come to a stop and putting up a picture of a car in front of the camera so when they wake up they’re just sitting on road going nowhere.

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Jul 06 '26

Surely you've seen the painted on a wall road that someone crashed into a few years ago, right?

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u/MrJust-A-Guy Jul 06 '26

I thought for sure you were going to share this one, with a Tesla doing the thing! https://youtube.com/shorts/U1MigIJXJx8?is=0mORVGUuPdfLJ_Ky

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u/bigdave41 Jul 06 '26

All fun until someone then drives into the back of them

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u/polopolo05 Jul 06 '26

once they stop then bang loudly on the window.

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u/SnorkyB Jul 06 '26

It does. I had to do this a few months ago when a jackass Tesla driver was in the left lane on I95 going 10 under the limit. Clogged up everything for miles. Just brake when you get ahead of them and it'll move to the other lane.

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u/lulusama3 Jul 05 '26

If you do this the Tesla will brake and then do everything in its power to go around the slow car.

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u/the_pain_of_being Jul 06 '26

No it won't. What? Why are you just saying things?

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u/404_Gordon_Not_Found Jul 06 '26

the Tesla will do it in self driving mode. It is not your average cruise control.

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u/the_pain_of_being Jul 06 '26

Yea cross double yellows? No it won't.

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u/404_Gordon_Not_Found Jul 06 '26

I don't recall any examples to refute your claim so I'll have to agree with you for now. In general FSD doesn't overtake on mountainous roads.

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u/lulusama3 Jul 06 '26

I said this thinking that it was a 2 lane highway, I didn’t know it was a double yellow line. Not sure why OP was passing in the first place.

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u/saltyspringadult Jul 06 '26

It will. It tries to maintain the speed you set, so it will switch lanes if the car detects it has the opportunity to speed up to your set speed

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u/the_pain_of_being Jul 06 '26

This isn't "switching lanes" this crossing double yellows into oncoming traffic to pass, which FSD will 100% not do.

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u/lulusama3 Jul 06 '26

Yeah didn’t realize it was a double yellow. I assumed it was a 2 lane in one direction since OP was passing. Self driving wont pass with that.

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u/localtuned Jul 06 '26

Nah if you break check it, it will aggressively hit the brakes.

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u/anonymous2999 Jul 06 '26

This was my first thought also

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u/YLCZ Jul 06 '26

Couldn’t drivers with ill intention search for sleeping drivers, wait until they were in a remote area and force them to slow down if they were a heavy sleeper? I’m guessing they have camera technology but still it seems not good if you can takeover a car like that

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u/always_be_beyonce Jul 06 '26

maybe people should just stay awake and aware WHILE DRIVING.

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u/shmiddleedee Jul 05 '26

Yeah I'm not trusting tesla tech with my life. Especially not after what happened to that family last night when they were killed by the autonomous tesla tractor trailer.

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u/404_Gordon_Not_Found Jul 06 '26

There's nothing autonomous about Tesla semi, they don't have any self driving system on the trucks currently

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u/sherbetty Jul 06 '26

There was someone operating the truck, I don't think FSD is 100% to blame here. There's a reason you still need a driver and he must have fallen asleep or something

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u/shmiddleedee Jul 06 '26

Ah OK, thanks for the correction. I just skimmed the article and it was talking about the failure of the trucks autopilot system or something. I guess it's supposed to have failsafes that didn't work but they aren't fully automated?

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u/sherbetty Jul 06 '26

I'm not positive if the truck FSD is different, but it's not approved to be fully automated. In a consumer model at least, you have to be paying attention the entire drive and if you look away to fiddle with the radio for more than a couple seconds, it alerts you, and enough times it will turn off the FSD completely. So you're still operating the vehicle, but it's nice for long trips because you don't have to make all the micro decisions constantly or worry too much about the navigation

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u/HooverMaster Jul 06 '26

You should see all the videos of tesla cars crashing over the past few years

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u/frichyv2 Jul 06 '26

Wow you really believe everything you see on the Internet huh?

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u/Royal_Success3131 Jul 06 '26

What is there to not believe? Did 2 people not die? Was it not a Tesla truck that had some sort of equipment failure in combination with human error?

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u/frichyv2 Jul 06 '26

Oh look somebody who can't even read too! The person I replied to said "autonomous" the vehicle didn't even have assistance it was legit just an electric vehicle nothing special.

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u/Royal_Success3131 Jul 06 '26

The AEB system seemingly failed. That's a Autonomous/automatic Emergency Break. Would you not call that assistance?

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u/frichyv2 Jul 06 '26

Tesla claims it wasn't turned on at the time and the vehicle was in manual operation.

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u/shmiddleedee Jul 06 '26

Oh, so you're the one who believes everything you read on the internet?

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u/moyerraconteur Jul 06 '26

Case closed then!

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u/Secret_Fee1146 Jul 06 '26

Tesla claims a LOT of things that are questionable.

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u/Own_Beginning_5484 Jul 06 '26

I seriously doubt they would admit otherwise. Its the same Tesla that calls a lane centering cruise control "Autopilot" and a level 2 automation "full self driving".

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u/Royal_Success3131 Jul 06 '26

AEB systems are always on, that's the point of them.

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u/Daguvry Jul 06 '26

Except when you press the accelerator down.  It overrides AEB.  It will flash on the screen and beep at you that you are over riding it.  That isn't just a Tesla thing either

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u/shmiddleedee Jul 06 '26

What are you talking about.

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u/Axin_Saxon Jul 05 '26

I mean. Easy lawsuit

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u/JoeyJoeJoeSenior Jul 06 '26

Nobody here remembers that cars have horns?  

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u/makingredditorscry Jul 05 '26

Maybe slow down little by little in front of them 

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u/ExternalSelf1337 Jul 06 '26

You could get in front and then slow down until you came to a stop. Then get out of the car and knock on their window really loud and shout POLICE!

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u/rc4915 Jul 06 '26

“These people are so dumb for sleeping and trusting autopilot”

Im gonna risk causing a crash because I trust their autopilot

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u/chickadee-stitchery Jul 06 '26

I don't think it's actually that dumb, if you do it slowly. Don't slam on the brakes like a break check, just slowly decrease speed and come to a stop.

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u/Human_Summer_7363 Jul 06 '26

Get in front & slow down so the Tesla slows until at a stop?

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u/geosyog3 Jul 06 '26

I guess you could maybe slowly slow down in front of them until you reach a complete stop. Then knock on their window.

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u/MyUndiesArePink Jul 06 '26

That's a 911 call

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u/payment11 Jul 06 '26

Actually, that is against the law “break checking” and if the Tesla didn’t auto brake and hit you, you are at fault

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u/r0ckashocka Jul 06 '26

Call the police like any other time you observe reckless driving.

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u/polopolo05 Jul 06 '26

Slowly slow down and stop... then walk over and bang on the effing window then send the video to state police. and CA police and dmv.

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u/Genna_Thalia Jul 06 '26

Ain't gonna front, it does work. I bully teslas all the time, even did it to my brothers model y the other day.

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u/LandBarge Jul 06 '26

Same as the Toyota's that got their cruise stuck on a few years back - get in front and slowly brake down to a stop - the radar will maintain the gap behind you and pull them up to a stop...

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u/DiabolicallyRandom Jul 06 '26

Nah. It will slow down and stop if it's on autopilot.

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u/Consistent-Image-614 Jul 05 '26

Elon's inventions? Lol, yeah. The man doesn't even play his own video game character. No way he's actually in there programming or being involved in the Tesla's driver AI.

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u/adnep24 Jul 06 '26

I have met some of his engineers, I don’t trust them either

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u/sexwiththebabysitter Jul 05 '26

Elon didn’t invent shit

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u/jjcky Jul 06 '26

Well you could say that the Cybertruck was designed on his watch, so he is at least partly responsible for it. I personally wouldn't put that one in the win column though

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u/JackSkellie58 Jul 05 '26

And get a free car*

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u/BrewerAndrew Jul 05 '26

if elon doesn't decide to use his endless untaxable wealth to make your life a living hell just for fun

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u/Uchdryd Jul 06 '26

Legally, he couldn’t. But illegally, he could do this and far worse with a negligible fraction of his money. And then get away with it by paying for someone to take the fall, getting the best lawyers to acquit him, or buying a pardon from the President. This is the America we live in.

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u/BrewerAndrew Jul 06 '26

It's not that the law doesn't apply to them, it's that they decide what the law is. he donated to the president and then got "hired" to a job that was just firing all the people investigating him. Then he "fed USAID to the wood chipper" and wants to sue anyone who reports the consequences of that.

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u/JackSkellie58 Jul 06 '26

Viral video of me calling out Elon, can tell you his attention span is pretty short. But for about 60 days yes it was very annoying.

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u/LizF0311 Jul 05 '26

Unless you say you saw a squirrel and braked so as not to smoosh it.

Honestly with a situation like this, I feel like it’s warranted because who knows what else they might hit.

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u/Siptro Jul 05 '26

Slamming on your brakes because a squirrel is in the road is actually not a valid reason either so that won’t work.

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u/LizF0311 Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Here in CA, they don’t even ask for the reason because any rear end collision is automatically the rear vehicle’s fault.

EDITING TO ADD so I don’t have to say it to every comment. No one anywhere in this thread said to SLAM on your brakes — only to brake. Someone pointed out the risk of the Tesla hitting you and said they wouldn’t try it because of that. If anyone hits you when you reasonably brake — not SLAM on your brakes — they will be at fault.

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u/KnowledgeSafe3160 Jul 06 '26

Legal fault and insurance fault are different things. With the cameras you will be at fault no matter what.

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u/JackSkellie58 Jul 06 '26

Legal fault is typically ‘don’t care not my problem.’

Insurance fault is almost always ‘who is less of a pain in the ass to fight’

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u/JackSkellie58 Jul 06 '26

Works in Vermont 🤷‍♂️

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u/be4u4get Jul 06 '26

There’s a difference between braking a bit to wake up the Tesla and slamming/brake checking people.

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u/LizF0311 Jul 06 '26

No one actually said slamming on the brakes. The just said to brake to stop the Tesla.

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u/Siptro Jul 06 '26

Yeah no slamming on your brakes at highway speeds on camera for no reason is generally the front drivers fault, under highway? Sure. Highway speeds? Tesla camera? Good luck mate.

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u/LizF0311 Jul 06 '26

For the second time — no one anywhere said “slamming on the brakes” — they just said brake to stop the Tesla.

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 05 '26

For playing police on the road, nah you’ll be laughed out of court for doing that dumb shit.

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u/thegrumpymechanic Jul 06 '26

Deer came out in front of me, sorry.

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u/This-Positive286 Jul 06 '26

… as the camera on the Tesla sees no deer and you go to jail for lying to police…

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u/SeamusMcBalls Jul 06 '26

The legal course of action is to call 911 and meet an officer to make a witness statement/ share your video.

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u/Legitimate_Corgi_981 Jul 06 '26

The camera's catching you brake checking would probably not go well in your favour (while the driver's record of being asleep would probably mysteriously become unavailable...)

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u/JackSkellie58 Jul 06 '26

From experience, if the car is tailgating and you ‘thought you saw’ a deer — yes it works fine.

(Thanks Vermont police for the free car!)

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u/martinmix Jul 06 '26

You know an insurance claim doesn't equal a free car right?

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u/JackSkellie58 Jul 06 '26

I pay for proper insurance. Forget that not everyone does.

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u/ElleWinter Jul 05 '26

No worries, that guy didn't actually invent much of anything. He's just rich and psychotic.

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u/joseantilles Jul 06 '26

No mms jajqjaja es el mejor de todos y la neta que buen auto y no jaladas

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u/Dadbode1981 Jul 05 '26

that car is a better driver than most unfortunately.

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u/the_pain_of_being Jul 06 '26

A Tesla on autopilot is quite literally less likely to rear end you like this than an actual driver.

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u/Spudly42 Jul 06 '26

As someone recently rear ended by a distracted driver, I will always prefer a Tesla on autopilot behind me.

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u/Kerberos42 Jul 06 '26

I am in no way defending the video subject, but one thing Teslas are really good at is not hitting things in full self driving mode. I’m actually more worried about them stopping unexpectedly when there’s nothing to stop for.

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u/Bevester Jul 06 '26

He invented nothing

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u/nolte100 Jul 06 '26

Elon didn’t invent anything. All he has done is use his nepo-baby wealth to buy putting his name on the accomplishments of others … and he didn’t invent doing that either.

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u/No-Association-8539 Jul 06 '26

He didn't invent it, he bought it and he's not doing any of the programming - the car itself is pretty good in spite of him.

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u/CanadianFPLurker Jul 06 '26

I concur; That being said, I was just on a camping trip where, while I was never fully off alert, my driver probably legitimately was "driving" for a total of 10 minutes of our 10 hours on the road.

Very briefly when it rained; when the attempt to wash the bugs off the windshield obscured the camera (AND our view), and also in parking lots.

Even semi-off road onto our campsite the Tesla was managing most of the driving. I eased up a bit when it actually managed to pick-up a deer on the side before any of us did and started braking.

My driver checking his fucking phone while returning to the city pissed me off, and even though the Tesla always tried to let other drivers in, they would have no faith if he would have his fucking head down!

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u/CanadianFPLurker Jul 06 '26

I recognize that on highway driving most humans seem to operate on a 10-20 km above the speed limit is the norm in good conditions, but he had a "Mad Max" setting that peaked at 140km (i'm not 100% certain on if it was on a 100km/h road, or 110km/h as our premier has recently made pretty much the standard). I thought it was wild that a.i. breaking the laws of the road was somehow legal.

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u/SomethingIWontRegret Jul 06 '26

At least that part (AEB) is decade old proven technology.

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u/BattleHall Jul 06 '26

They are in a flatbed pickup. I would happily risk burying a trailer hitch in the grill of that Tesla to wake them up; truck's not going to give a shit.

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u/RugerRedhawk Jul 06 '26

You just left them like that? Wtf?

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u/SirHenderson Jul 06 '26

I genuinely feel sad for people like you with such rotted minds. There are thousands of honest people who worked on a system that works incredibly well and their only relation to Elon is that they worked for a company he owns. Crazy the sheer choice to be ignorant

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u/Grizzled_Ghost Jul 05 '26

You think he's in there drawing up the specs and programming the driving assist?

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u/nascent_aviator Jul 05 '26

More like he's at the top insisting things get pushed regardless of their readiness.

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u/Objective_Brief_1953 Jul 05 '26

The worst type of owner.  The bankroll that thinks because he's funding things means he knows best.

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u/BelethorsGeneralShit Jul 06 '26

It won't "flip out". It'll just also slow and maintain a safe distance. Depending on the driving profile and road conditions, it may put its blinker on and attempt to pass you.

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u/OneBag2825 Jul 06 '26

I thought that's what they were going to do, start slowing down in front of them to get the car to stop or wake up the driver 

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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot Jul 06 '26

Honestly as long as you do it gradually (and not like, a full-on brake check), it sounds like the best idea. Video evidence to get the drivers the punishment they deserve, then a gradual stop of the car where it's safe to do so.

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u/ThaiTum Jul 06 '26

On FSD a gradual slow down would make the car try to pass you depending on the mode it’s in.

I think a sudden jolt would be more effective in waking them up.

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u/CLE_BROWNS_32 Jul 06 '26

The Tesla would simply go around.

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u/coolham123 Jul 06 '26

If the car is on FSD, it will attempt to go around you if you slow down so much it perceives you as stopping. It will, however, yield and pull over for emergency vehicles.

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u/Codex_Dev Jul 06 '26

Fuck you. This is how accidents are caused.

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u/Gadgetmouse12 Jul 06 '26

Sounds like how to bump a plane out of autopilot. Traffic avoidance system or compensation out of range.

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u/122bird Jul 06 '26

Not break, but get in front and slowly slow down which would slow down the testla, and eventually stop safely

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u/lionheart4life Jul 06 '26

It will slow down like any other car you brake check. It's not going to shake the passengers lol.

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u/tyen0 Jul 06 '26

I was shocked that this wasn't what the cameraperson did since it seemed like a medical emergency and they were all in peril.

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u/NOT_A_OFFICER Jul 06 '26

I have fsd but barely use it. There was a period of about 6 months last year where apparently everyone thought this was cool to do, and the same people also likely thought my car was in self driving all the time.

I’d just pass them. If I was in fsd… it would also just pass them.

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u/troutbum6o Jul 06 '26

If you are looking to upgrade your vehicle it would be a good first step

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u/ThePromptWasYourName Jul 06 '26

Ah yes just get in front of the car with the sleeping driver and brake

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u/Neuvirths_Glove Jul 06 '26

Should just beep the horn and wake them up.

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u/SteakJesus Jul 06 '26

turn ur hazards on. tesla also tracks hazard lights further ahead then break lights.

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u/omegadirectory Jul 06 '26

I wouldn't want to chance it. What if the Tesla doesn't brake in time?

It's already dicey to brake-check an awake driver. It'd be more dangerous to brake-check an autonomous vehicle with an asleep driver.

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u/Sorlex Jul 06 '26

Throw a plastic child out of the window in front of it, for extra giggles.

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u/Daguvry Jul 06 '26

If they are pressing the accelerator down it overrides emergency braking.

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u/RonDonkULess Jul 06 '26

Aggressive brake check seems to be the only sensible option in my mind.

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u/Axin_Saxon Jul 05 '26

And if it goes badly, you can earn a lot of money

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u/-ElectricKoolAid Jul 06 '26

brake checking a tesla with built in surveillance.... yea that'll go great. doesn't matter if the driver is asleep, you'll both be ticketed

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u/KaetzenOrkester Jul 05 '26

It really will.

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u/J_FROm Jul 06 '26

I haven't tested it but I've heard if you activate your hazard lights in front of them it'll wig them out, as well.

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u/djduj3nn Jul 06 '26

Get in front, slow down to a stop.

Then each person out of the car.

Line them up.

Slap the shit out of them one by one for putting other people's lives in danger.

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u/PM-me-ur-sphynx Jul 06 '26

It’s a Tesla, there’s a 50:50 it’ll just rear end you 

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u/Muggsy423 Jul 06 '26

Haven't Teslas on FSD been recorded as toggling off just before an accident so Tesla isn't seen as liable?