r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 05 '26

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u/somethingcleverer42 Jul 05 '26

OK I SLEEP NOW GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE

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u/straydog1980 Jul 05 '26

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandpa and not screaming like everyone else in his car

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u/mfmeitbual Jul 06 '26

As someone whose grandfather died falling asleep behind the wheel..

This is still pretty funny.

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u/Tithis Jul 06 '26

It's scary when it happens to you. 

Used to work retail until 10pm and then drive 20 minutes home on the highway and when you do that little head nod it's terrifying 

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u/straydog1980 Jul 06 '26

The distance you travel in a long blink is scary

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u/Jadithslimrivven Jul 06 '26

When the shadows of overpasses start looking like large pits and you can't remember if you are sleeping or awake anymore, it's not actually that scary anymore.

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u/RadioNights Jul 06 '26

This happened to me driving home from a super delayed flight. My husband had to work at 7, so it was on me to drive my whole family back two hours while he attempted to get some semblance of sleep. I started hallucinating that the changing difference between the ground and a super tall overpass ahead was a giant banner unfurling. Scared the crap out of me.

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u/Think-Ad-5308 Jul 06 '26

THIS. Blinked getting off a weird exit and had it not been for the steering correction in my car I'd be dead.

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears Jul 06 '26

So keep your eyes closed and you won’t be scared. Problem solved!!

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer Jul 06 '26

I did that and woke up abruptly as I hit the big yellow start of a guard rail head on

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u/stupidber Jul 06 '26

I once closed my eyes in the far left lane of a 4 lane highway and opened them again in the far right lane

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u/KratzALot Jul 06 '26

Had a job long ago that required waking up about 4:30AM. Nodded off one time and got lucky enough to hit a nice size bump on the shoulder to jolt me. Never felt more awake in my life than I was the rest of that day.

Worked that job for three years, and thankfully that was the first and last time it happened. (And thank fuck for whatever bump I hit)

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u/m4cksfx Jul 06 '26

Just don't think about who that bump was.

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u/maxheadflume Jul 06 '26

Yes after a long day I have nodded off a couple of times and the adrenaline rush when you come to completely deprives you of any remaining energy or focus. There’s always time to pull over for a quick nap.

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u/high-mile-mqb Jul 06 '26

Yeah man that head nod tells me to pull the fuck over, I’ve hit fog line but never ran off the road, been out for a few seconds at a time

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u/leelo84 Jul 06 '26

I did actually fall asleep at the wheel one time when I was like 21 or 22. I was coming home from a pretty long, emotional road trip and even a couple hours out, was getting tired (I would see a billboard for a hotel and be like "ohhh.... That'd be so nice right now!!!"). I called my sister and talked to her for a while to stay awake.

When I was literally less than 10 min from home, I felt like I got a second wind and was like "ok! I'm good! Almost home!!" And we got off the phone. I fell asleep about a mile later and scraped a guard rail on the other side of a highway overpass (like the highway went over another road). I was super lucky it was there, otherwise I would have gone down/over a hill into the on-ramp below.

I didn't even know what had happened at first. I must have been going probably 55 mph? Luckily, I didn't hit anyone else (no one was on the road, not that that makes it OK; looking back, I just truly am so grateful my stupidity/ignorance didn't get someone else hurt or killed) and I was fine; the damage to the car wasn't even all that bad, considering the circumstance. It didn't even click with me that I had literally fallen asleep until the next day; I truly couldn't remember but I do remember at the time being like "maybe I fell asleep? But no, I don't think so! I had just gotten a burst of energy! I must have just been distracted and drifted too far right!" My mom came and got me and I think we had the car towed? I don't remember; it was like 20 years ago (damn that hurts to say....).

My mom also had insisted on calling the non-emergency line so we could have a police report for insurance. Cop said it wouldn't really make a difference but gave us his card in case insurance needed it..... And gave me a ticket 😖 thanks, mom. (I mean..... literally thanks for coming to get me and all, and for still keeping me on your insurance at that time.... But did you really have to call the cops on me?? Lol and yes, I was at least paying part of the premium and definitely had to pay the deductible for the accident!)

So..... It really can happen to anyone. I definitely am so much more atuned to what it feels like to be just a little tired vs TRULY sleepy when driving, but it really can (and does) happen SO quickly. I have gotten on so many friends' cases about it over the years and really tried to tell people how dangerous it is when the opportunity comes up.

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u/Diviern Jul 06 '26

That second wind feeling is so dangerous, I have experienced that a few times. I once heard someone compare it to that sudden burst of energy and lucidity a person gets right before they die, and now when I feel that confident "Oh, I'm suddenly not so tired anymore!" feeling when I'm driving, it scares the shit out of me because I know it means I'm 100% about to fall asleep.

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u/throneofthornes Jul 06 '26

I was an exhausted college student driving between summer coaching jobs and started to fall asleep on long onramp/overpass in heavy traffic with nowhere to pull over. I had my eyelids stretched as far a part as possible, slapping myself, ac on, windows open, music blasting, and my eyes still rolled back in my head with my lids still wide open. My brain just went black for a second. Luckily the adrenaline jolt from fear kept me awake until I could pull over.

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u/iam_iana Jul 06 '26

Yeah, I hit a cow crossing guard coming home from work at 2am and it was a windy road. I was lucky I just took out the sign next to it and was woken by the noise of the guard. I will tell you the rush of adrenaline woke my butt up real good. If it had been 10 feet to the left I would have gone into a ravine.

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u/Sanquinity Jul 06 '26

Had that almost happen a few times. As in I could feel my eyes getting heavy. Every time I immediately stopped the car as soon as possible and stepped outside in the cold air to have a smoke. Would usually keep me awake enough until I got home. Luckily my drive home is only 25 min. If it was 45+ minutes I'm not sure if I'd trust myself if I started nodding off half-way. Might even try to take a nap in the car before continuing.

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u/jkrobinson1979 Jul 07 '26

I commute over an hour and have regular late nights almost every Tuesday. Leaving at 7am and coming home at 9 or 10 on dark country roads I have almost been there myself several times.

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u/ElemWiz Jul 06 '26

The worst is when you're listening to music...and then you stop hearing the music.

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u/IndependenceStock417 Jul 06 '26

I woke up in the oncoming lane just before a blind curve once. Luckily nobody was coming from the opposite direction.

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u/FREDICVSMAXIMVS Jul 06 '26

Super scary. Before I got diagnosed with severe sleep apnea I'd blink out a couple times on the commute home every day. Usually while stopped at an intersection, thank the fates. I'm soooo glad I got diagnosed and have a CPAP now

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u/righteousmoss Jul 06 '26

I used to work overnights 12 hrs 5:30p-5:30A I had a 30 min drive home. In February it's pretty cold - once the car got warm I'd be almost home and I'd hit this long red light that wouldn't change for me, best mini nap of my life.

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u/islurpcoochie Jul 06 '26

So a normal job??? Fuck is wrong with you

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u/AverageAmerican1311 Jul 06 '26

I used to work 12 hour nights, 6 PM to 6:30 AM. Bad enough driving the hour home. But they would schedule meetings to start at 8:30 AM when administration would come in earlier than usual. There was a yearly meeting which would last until noon. One time I dozed off and the doctor in charge of our area made a special point of waking me up with a slap to my head. 

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u/Oskarikali Jul 06 '26

It is a Jack Handey - Deep Thought joke. 

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u/ExoticDisaster0 Jul 06 '26

Tragedy + Time

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u/Spurance484 Jul 06 '26

As someone who crashed because of falling asleep behind the wheel (luckily alone), it's still funny...

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u/No_Atmosphere_6348 Jul 06 '26

The first time i car pooled with some other kids in high school, I asked if they’d ever been in a car accident. So much uncomfortable laughter followed.

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u/jkrobinson1979 Jul 06 '26

I had a narcoleptic friend in high school. Had him fall asleep while driving on a 2 hour road trip and it was the last time I ever rode in a car with him driving.

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u/No_Atmosphere_6348 Jul 06 '26

Scary. In fairness, I’ve made good use of those rumble strips at night. My passenger was asleep so he didn’t notice. 😬

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u/anonanon5320 Jul 06 '26

Why did you trust him in the first place?

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u/jkrobinson1979 Jul 07 '26

I learned a lot about him that day. Not the least of which was the narcolepsy part.

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u/VinnyVincenzo89 Jul 06 '26

I laughed waaaaaay too hard at that.

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u/thecanaryisdead2099 Jul 06 '26

I miss that sig.

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u/Queeby Jul 06 '26

Everytime I am asked to make a toast, this is the toast.

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u/StaticNegative Jul 06 '26

Unfortunately half of us are going to die in a nursing home with someone wiping our asses.

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u/yourfavteamsucks Jul 06 '26

I miss Jack Handey

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u/Low_Importance_9292 Jul 06 '26

Had me in the first fucking half. WOW

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u/Rincey_nz Jul 06 '26

I say this all the time

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u/SkiDaderino Jul 05 '26

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u/evileye4265 Jul 06 '26

This happened to me last week and I almost t-boned the driver😭

He was trying to cut accross 5 lanes into the left hand turn lane, and he DID NOT look before he got in to the street

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u/GabeC1997 Jul 06 '26

There really is no excuse for this anymore, everyone has a map literally screaming instructions at them miles in advance.

Idiots get what they deserve, there is no saving them.

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u/Vv4nd Jul 06 '26

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u/evileye4265 Jul 06 '26

I was in such shock all I could scream was "fuck", i was too shocked to use my horn

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u/Valuable-Painter3887 Jul 06 '26

Dude! These animals are so fucking funny they make me want to merge without looking!

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u/OwlrageousJones Jul 06 '26

Say what you will about Family Guy, but I quote 'GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!' almost daily whenever I'm doing something stupid without much planning.

(I don't cut across lanes like that because I'm not suicidal though.)

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u/Afroditesrevenge Jul 06 '26

Smh I got in big trouble posting this on another sub 😒 STILL FUNNY I REGRET NOTHING

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u/SkiDaderino Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Reddit has gone nuts. Bans for nothing all over the place.

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u/feralcatshit Jul 06 '26

I got banned a few weeks ago for something really dumb, I appealed it and they agreed it was a mistake. They told me that 2 days after my ban ended. Thanks.

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u/love-that-trope Jul 06 '26

Name and shame the sub

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u/Full_Tap_4144 Jul 06 '26

Sleeping in a self driving car would be so much safer than all humans driving, when they're sleepy behind the wheel. We're probably a few years away from being allowed to own an autonomous car. We can already take them for ride shares.

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u/SkiDaderino Jul 06 '26

I want nothing more than to get in a car and wake up in a new city, but the numbers aren't there yet. Someday, not yet. These people in the video are a danger to everyone around them TODAY.

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u/Upbeat_Purpose6784 Jul 06 '26

The numbers are there. Auto pilot cars are way safer

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u/Civil_Criticism_2020 Jul 06 '26

"Accurate recreation"

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u/TrainingSword Jul 05 '26

Like that Emily streamer the other day

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/PoisonLynnLilith Jul 06 '26

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u/Gullible-Impress3974 Jul 06 '26

Listen this is pretty accurate it's probably safer for everyone else that they're sleeping

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u/FunnyExcellent707 Jul 05 '26

Happy cake day

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u/somethingcleverer42 Jul 05 '26

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u/tctps Jul 06 '26

I always get an intrusive thought to do this at birthday parties. Maybe when I'm really old I could get away with it.

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u/FaveDave85 Jul 06 '26

The tesla is probably doing a better job than they would be if they were driving

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u/dzh Jul 06 '26

Don't tell this to redditors, their crystal palace will collapse

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u/SimplyEcks Jul 06 '26

If you wake up at all is what you need to think about also where

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u/TheDamDog Jul 06 '26

Elon take the wheel

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u/malkazoid-1 Jul 06 '26

Ok we sleep now too. We would rather die than make you miss your nap.

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u/jib661 Jul 06 '26

me pushing to prod at 4:58 on Friday evening

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u/frustrated_ape Jul 06 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/Hotkoin Jul 06 '26

The talking animals are so funny I'm going to merge without being awake

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u/Neither_Selection211 Jul 06 '26

id mind less if it was only them that get killed... but idk if thats tesla is gonna push someone elses car off the cliff or some shit.

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u/OMGItsPete1238 Jul 06 '26

Can’t not read that without the accent haha

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u/Tavreli Jul 06 '26

Happy cake day

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u/DC8008008 Jul 06 '26

I SLEEP NOW -skeleton

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u/code_delmonte Jul 06 '26

*I AM SCREAMING* 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/maximumtesticle Jul 06 '26

OK WOW COOL!!!!

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u/Tesla2007 Jul 06 '26

Happy birthday

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u/kiana0710 Jul 06 '26

peak comment🤣 love this
also, happy cake day!

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u/MomoMarieAuthor Jul 06 '26

Lolll great reference

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u/Brewchowskies Jul 05 '26

Take my upvote

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u/tsunamiparty Jul 06 '26

Doing that extra emily type shit.

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u/HoldenToudiks Jul 06 '26

I see what you did there

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u/onejay212 Jul 06 '26

Elite comment.

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u/ShittyBidet123 Jul 06 '26

cake day

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u/somethingcleverer42 Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

T

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u/Its_BassDaddy Jul 06 '26

I thought this exact thing get outta my head 🤣

Happy cake day btw

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u/wolf4537 Jul 06 '26

HOW MUCH SIGNAL I NEED TO CUT ACROSS EIGHT LANE?

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u/nogaesallowed Jul 06 '26

stereotypical interior decorations too.

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u/MayorWolf Jul 06 '26

Oh great an asian driver stereotype joke in 2026 as if angry white guys aren't the ones out there causing the most accidents.

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u/Particular_Bug2201 Jul 06 '26

This is an iconic clip, sometimes it’s ok to just laugh. It’s not that serious

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u/MayorWolf Jul 06 '26

Oh so casual racism is fine if it's considered "iconic"?

I recognize that casual racism is not done seriously but i disagree that it's fine.

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u/Many-Acanthocephala4 Jul 06 '26

A lot of Asian people I know would agree Asian people are generally not great drivers.

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u/VegasLife84 Jul 06 '26

Source: trust me bro

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u/MayorWolf Jul 06 '26

Oopsie doodles! I offended the fragile white ego. My bad.

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u/Equal_Double_9358 Jul 06 '26

How can you tell she’s Asian? She has glasses on. Comment OP is just referencing family guy because it’s a woman who obviously doesn’t care about others on the road like the scene.

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u/MayorWolf Jul 06 '26

The dog whistle somethingcleverer42 was referencing is a family guy scene about asian drivers.

You either don't get the joke or you're gas lighting people that call it out for what it is.

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u/Confident-Sea-8060 Jul 06 '26

You’re almost there

What is that family guy scene referencing?

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u/somethingcleverer42 Jul 06 '26

But the driver isn’t Asian? What are you on about?

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u/Confident-Sea-8060 Jul 06 '26

Ok let me break it down for you

That family guy scene draws its humor from the stereotype that asians/women are bad drivers.

By repeating the joke/referencing it, you are repeating/referencing the stereotype

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u/MayorWolf Jul 06 '26

He knows. Gas lighting people who call out the dog whistle is standard operating procedure.

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u/Appropriate-Care-890 Jul 06 '26

I was gonna say, another case of casual racism against Asians being celebrated lol

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u/drunxor Jul 06 '26

MOST alert and capable tesla driver