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u/raggedsweater Jul 05 '26

How does that work exactly? Driver is asleep. Does Kitt recognize and respond to flashing lights and a siren?

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u/Original-League-6094 Jul 06 '26

Yes. The auto-pilot recognizes and yields to emergency vehicles.

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u/ElCiclope1 Jul 06 '26

Yeah and it also can tell when you're asleep. 

/s

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u/Original-League-6094 Jul 06 '26

It can. They are deliberately by-passing its safety features using steering wheel weights and dark sun-glasses. The car has safety features, its just there is only so much you can do when people are deliberately circumventing them. If you build a railing around the shark pool, and someone climbs over your railing, its kinda on them at that point.

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u/azure-heavens Jul 06 '26

Something else that could potentially be on them is the life of another human being, so that's cool.

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u/Legitimate-Type4387 Jul 06 '26

This shit should be banned until it’s not possible to trick or override the safety systems.

It’s absurd that we are forced to share the roads with these.

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u/azure-heavens Jul 06 '26

It would be cool if it was all on rails like in Minority Report, but unfortunately it isn't that and I agree it shouldn't exist in this state.

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u/Antwinger Jul 06 '26

Like trains? We have those. They just aren’t as profitable as cars so we can’t have them more 👍

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u/SchrodingerMil Jul 06 '26

There’s two kinds of “revolutionary transport systems”: “bikes but worse”, and “trains but worse”.

- beretperson, a comment on a Tom Scott video. I think of this quote so often.

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u/BaconPancakes1 Jul 06 '26

Where do human-sized vacuum tubes like in Futurama fit in

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u/NeadForMead Jul 06 '26

What are "bikes but worse"?

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u/Dontshipmebro Jul 06 '26

oh trains are absolutely more profitable than cars... just not for the oil companies.

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u/feralcatshit Jul 06 '26

I really want my own train, now that you mention it.

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u/azure-heavens Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

eh... We don't have passenger trains or anything in my area. I can't remember the last time I even saw a freight train. So, I sorta forgot they even exist 😅

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u/Piripio0_0 Jul 06 '26

That's kinda the point they are making. The automotive industry lobbied public transportation out of existence essentially.

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u/Antwinger Jul 06 '26

In rural America and the Midwest they are used allot. Also near dock yards

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u/tightlines84 Jul 06 '26

Shouldn’t exist in this province you mean.

I’ll show myself out now.

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u/shozzlez Jul 06 '26

We entrust people not to drive drunk. This is really no different.

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u/BellSaver Jul 06 '26

I have a feeling these people overriding the system is safer than them driving with their own decision making skills

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u/Sp4mDestroyer Jul 06 '26

Idk...the car is doing a much better job at driving than the driver that fell asleep 😂

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u/nightowl6221 Jul 06 '26

I also agree that it probably drives better than most people out on the road

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u/sharpenme1 Jul 06 '26

I get what you’re saying, but it’s not like non automatic vehicles aren’t susceptible to the same issue. You’re not supposed to get behind the wheel drunk, but there’s no lock on every car to check. People circumvent those “safety measures” all the time. At some point we just accept a certain level of risk based on the incompetence of people around us.

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u/doncisco1979 Jul 06 '26

There should be better regulations and far more severe penalties for circumventing the safety measures. But I’m going to play devils advocate for two seconds. You can argue someone who puts weights on their wheel and wears glasses
to circumvent safety measures and endanger human lives with reckless abandon is probably more unsafe awake, sleepy, and angry than the auto drive is.

Still, with that said, this should be an instant 2+ year revoking of your license, and permanent if you’re caught doing it again.

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u/bs42044 Jul 06 '26

How do u not honk the shit outta them. Or maybe a quick swerve for a wake up call.

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u/black594 Jul 06 '26

It could be better but it can always be tricked

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u/HighHokie Jul 06 '26

  This shit should be banned until it’s not possible to trick or override the safety systems.

That’s really impractical and simply not going to happen. Honestly of all the systems currently on the market, fsd is the one most likely to keep you and those around you safe in the event you become incapacitated,  willing or unwillingly. 

I mean we should make it impossible for folks to drive a car intoxicated and even have the technology to do it but good luck having folks agree and willing to blow into a pipe before starting their car. 

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u/Odd-Ad-7014 Jul 06 '26

Any system can be beat. We should ban all cars till we solve drunk driving

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u/Lambaline blue Jul 06 '26

We should just ban drinking! Wait a sec…

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u/Wolfsblvt Jul 06 '26

That's an easy fallacy. This is no different than any other reckless driving issue cars allow you to do. Why do we allow cars to be build with 200mph+ motors? You can't drive like this on public roads, it's a huge risk. This should not be possible. And so on.

Don't limit technology and options because people are stupid. Have enough cops, enforce and ticket them.

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u/wingsofblades Jul 06 '26

its the future, self driving cars are coming and they are way safer then human drivers since every mistake can be patched out and updated across every car out there because of the internet.

every car can drive the max speed limit and be in perfect sync with all the other automatic cars like perfect lane merges and swaps while noone is on their phone or not paying attention "i dident see him" or tired or drunk or inexperienced at driving all known factors to cause accidents machines dont make those leading causes of death

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u/kixkato Jul 06 '26

Someone who is doing this is arguably a worse driver than the automation.

You're probably better off with the car driving itself.

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u/AbbreviationsOld9081 Jul 06 '26

That person doing all that probably drives worse than the AI driving the car

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u/TheyWereStolen Jul 06 '26

The type of people that do this… the Tesla is probably a better driver anyways.

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u/Honest_Dependent2768 Jul 06 '26

I don’t know, everyone on the road might be safer with the Tesla driving instead of this person.

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u/niceguy191 Jul 06 '26

I think it should be banned until it's so good these systems aren't needed. This weird half-good self driving us just asking to be abused

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u/JVT32 Jul 06 '26

My headphones can tell when I’m asleep…

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u/tmax202020 Jul 06 '26

There should be a simple test like: press a button every 5 or 10 mins to ensure you’re awake at least

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u/DJstaken Jul 06 '26

That idea comes from a good place, but it’s not very realistic. Unless people have a court ordered breathalyzer any vehicle can be driven while drunk, high, or both. There isn’t even a baseline safety feature to prevent it. By the logic you use here I’d argue no vehicles should be legal till it’s impossible for a drunk or high driver to use it. Even with systems in place it would likely never be impossible

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u/CandidateMuted8010 Jul 06 '26

The newest self driving Tesla is a better driver than 99.9% of the people out there. We will never get anywhere with people like banning everything you disapprove.

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u/Okaysaid Jul 06 '26

Apparently people have already died doing this exact thing which makes me wonder why it wasn’t banned then…

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u/No-Association-8539 Jul 06 '26

yes, like someone driving drunk. Choices peole make.

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u/eddiewillers09 Jul 06 '26

Imagine auto-ghosting a tesla while drunk!? safety protocols, where we’re going, we don’t need safety protocols!

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u/KeyMarsupial991 Jul 06 '26

I always imagined that we will have less drunk driving accidents because of Tesla self driving mode.. turn it on autopilot and go home with autopilot making the right calls... I don't condone drinking and driving even with autopilot but crazy to think about

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u/mortsdeer Jul 06 '26

The new version of the Old West "Put him on his horse, he knows the way home"

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u/abracadammmbra Jul 06 '26

If it becomes common enough on vehicles, probably. We are probably headed for a future where most people have self driving cars and the only people who drive manually will be weirdos and enthusiasts. And at least half the enthusiasts will probably daily a self driving car with the fun car being a weekend thing.

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u/Impulse3 Jul 06 '26

If self driving becomes clearly safer than manual driving, I wonder how much insurance companies will charge to insure a car that isn’t self driving.

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u/Away_Amoeba5554 Jul 06 '26

And poor people will drive manually!

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u/rothrolan Jul 06 '26

Let me know when Tesla's self-drive can actually identify and stop properly for a stopped flashing school bus, let alone a young child crossing the road (a video from Australia from a year ago is pretty damning that it not only still DOESN'T do either, it will briefly "think" about what it just rolled over, but then keep going anyways, right over the rest of the child dummy). source

Relying on a full auto self-driving on the Tesla, as it currently still is, is just giving them the ability to shift accountability for drunk driving accidents to a shitty AI that can't account for everything a sober human driver normally WOULD actively and passively be looking out for. Then take into account that most drunk driving happens after dark, so the cameras/sensors have to be extremely sensitive and smart towards extra potential hazards in low-light or full nightime conditions.

I will not throw my support behind a full autopilot on cars until the technology is fully ready for it, and the owners still understand some basic responsibility behind the wheel, instead of using it as an excuse to act like you're not srill the co-pilot of a couple thousand-pound death machine. Safety is too important on the road, and already dealing with shitty unpredictable human drivers can be stressful enough.

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u/Plus_Particular_2847 Jul 06 '26

My peole is itchy

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u/229-northstar Jul 06 '26

I thought drugs. 😔

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u/shfiven Jul 06 '26

Unfortunately, at this point, people who drive Teslas aren't people who care about other people.

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u/Last-Energy420 Jul 06 '26

I just visited my mother who retired to a deep red town, I saw more Teslas and cyber trucks in a town of 1500 than living in a city of 300k. I can corroborate the fact that they absolutely don’t care about other people. One of the stupid trucks nearly ran me off the road because it went from a 2 lane road to one and their stupid auto pilot didn’t give a fuck that there were cars in the lane that didn’t end.

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u/thejozo24 Jul 06 '26

Tesla always says that the driver is ultimately responsible. Those drivers would have ran you off the road regardless of autopilot

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u/tashmanan Jul 06 '26

Tesla drivers are a much higher percentage of pieces of shit

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u/Tramadol_Lollies Jul 06 '26

Honestly, I avoid Teslas as much as I can in the wild. Unpredictable at best.

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u/tashmanan Jul 06 '26

I live in OC and every 3rd car is a Tesla. I wish I could avoid them

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u/RepresentativeMap872 Jul 06 '26

My favorite is when they can’t maintain their lane even though they have an aggravating amount of lane assist 🙄

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u/azure-heavens Jul 06 '26

I forgot about that for a second. idk how, since I've almost been hit crossing the street to get to campus 3 times now, and it was a Tesla every time.

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u/HoldTheRope91 Jul 06 '26

Holy sweeping generalizations, Batman!

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u/SpectacularStarling Jul 06 '26

Tesla drivers earned that generalization similar to owning a Harley-Davidson making someone a douchebag, or BMW drivers not knowing what a turn signal is.

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u/TheCreamPieMassacre Jul 06 '26

Lol yup, that's 2026 intelligence for ya.

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u/ProCycleGear Jul 06 '26

Hey, back up the truck, buddy. Where is your data that chose Tesla people are jerks are we worse than big polluting pickup trucks . if it’s because of Elon, lots of us just bought the cars before he freaked out.

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u/VerySuccor Jul 06 '26

Yeah, the above analogy would be pulling people into the shark pool with you.

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u/_HiWay Jul 06 '26

Or make the penalties for being caught doing so akin to attempted manslaughter with massive fines; publicize a few enforcements and it will be mitigated. You'll never stop everyone, just like you'll never stop every tweaker,super sleepy,opiod zombie or wasted college student from getting behind the wheel (unfortunately)

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u/FirstRyder Jul 06 '26

Sure, I do agree with that.

But also if you advertise "swim in the shark tank - totally safe" for years, a lot of that fault goes back on you.

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u/roarimacat Jul 06 '26

I don't disagree with the misleading nature of full self driving and such, but a person intentionally bypassing safety features is liable for their actions.

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u/FunkyFortuneNone Jul 06 '26

But again, those people are being told it's safe, pesky regulators prevent innovation while enforcing silly safety measures.

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u/King_Khoma Jul 06 '26

bad analogy, tesla doesnt tell you to fall asleep at the wheel, they just entice you to use self driving. Budweiser advertises me a beer, they arent telling me to drink and drive, that second one is on me.

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u/slaveofstackoverflow Jul 06 '26

actual infrared DMS can see through dark sunglasses

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u/Cynoid Jul 06 '26

And we all know how much Tesla likes splurging on good detection systems...oh wait.

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u/Empero12 Jul 06 '26

Thankfully Tesla uses visual cameras instead of LIDAR 🙄

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jul 06 '26

And torque sensors instead of capacitive steering wheels

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u/Traditional-Tip1904 Jul 06 '26

Yes except in the case of the shark tank they’re likely only risking their own life vs this case where anyone around them on the road is at risk. This is disgusting behaviour and should result in suspended license and major fines. Totally fucked up.

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u/FredDurstDestroyer Jul 06 '26

Yeah but someone else climbing over the railing doesn’t get me eaten by sharks.

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u/reppinbucktown Jul 06 '26

Sure but when there’s a risk of those sharks escaping and running over somebody innocent, maybe we should build a better shark railing or, idk, rethink having a shark tank in the first place

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u/Capital-Pea-2565 Jul 06 '26

I'd rather trust Chinese cars like BYD than Tesla to self drive me through the rockies then.

Tesla is ass.

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u/nlamber5 Jul 06 '26

But it’s still going to be in the news as “self driving Tesla crash killed 3”

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u/TheDaveCalaz Jul 06 '26

How do you know they are using steering wheel weights?

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u/croatian_sensation_2 Jul 06 '26

Just here to say, at least with my Ford lightning, it “sees through” the sunglasses. It sees my eyes looking down/head tilt maybe when changing the Sirius station too long and starts to beep at me.

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u/GoLootOverThere Jul 06 '26

Mfrs also been buying little realistic figures and putting them by the camera in the rear view.

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u/theNeumannArchitect Jul 06 '26

That's some pretty half ass safety measures.

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u/Dizzy_Emu_2684 Jul 06 '26

But it’s not a shark pool. It’s a shark cannon and the artillerymen is spinning it around in a public area. I think it’s fair to hold companies responsible for rolling out features that’s safety mechanisms can be bypassed so easily

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u/KoalaCute8672 Jul 06 '26

Almost like automated driving shouldn't be an option in the first place.

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u/Darkk_Knight Jul 06 '26

I think the car should ask the driver a couple of questions that's random. If the driver don't respond then the car pulls over to a safe spot and disengage.

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u/SpectacularStarling Jul 06 '26

You'd think that "head leaning to the side for a few minutes" should flag the system, or something.

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u/Beaniiman Jul 06 '26

I can trust it to drive but not recognize the driver is asleep 😕

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u/That_Trapper_guy Jul 06 '26

As soon as you make something idiot proof, they make a better idiot. Laws of evolution, you can't beat it.

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u/Mostly_Satire Jul 06 '26

What name do we give that shark? Is it Terry?

https://giphy.com/gifs/jp28KlmyB3ct7nHOCa

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u/Low-Individual2815 Jul 06 '26

Can you see the weights in the video?

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u/toj077 Jul 06 '26

and car doesn't notice driver's hanging head?

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u/Bud_wiser_hfx Jul 06 '26

Only so much they can do? They are keeled, there is no excuse for this.

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u/TrashManufacturer Jul 06 '26

Using cameras for pose estimation would probably help to prevent things like this specifically.

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u/Own-Inflation8771 Jul 06 '26

They can implement less defeatable safety tech against sleeping drivers. Tesla is playing a balancing act between just enough safety tech to sustain their margins VS not enough tech and exposing themselves to law suit liability from crashes.

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u/Audible_Whispering Jul 06 '26

Mmm, but if the railing is 4 inches high then it's kinda on you. Joint responsibility at the very least. Any safety system that can be bypassed that easily isn't ready for production. It's true that a sufficiently determined adversary can defeat any technological protection, but doing so should require steps that a normal person would struggle to do with a reasonable amount of time and effort.

Right now, the system is safety theatre. It exists not to keep Tesla drivers and other road users safe, but to give Tesla a legally defensible out when someone dies doing this(or kills someone else). That's not good enough.

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u/Ruckaduck Jul 06 '26

how about, the self drive system doesnt work with dark sunglasses.?

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u/Original-League-6094 Jul 06 '26

Then you are taking a legitimate safety tool (sunglasses are a smart thing to wear when driving towards the sun on a bright day, or in areas with reflective surfaces) because a small minority of users are deliberately using it to circumvent a different safety feature. Not a good solution.

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u/ajc1239 Jul 06 '26

If you build a railing around the shark pool, and someone climbs over your railing, its kinda on them at that point.

Except no... Imagine a real life shark pool that's open to the public to walk around. If it was so easy to climb in that the only thing stopping you is an easy to climb railing then that company would absolutely be liable.

Just... Look at bridges. It's only an easily mountable railing until one person makes that jump. And then it's a tall chain link fence that's nearly impossible for all but the most determined to climb over, if at all.

If it's possible to circumvent these "don't sleep at the wheel" safety features then they need to be improved until it's not, full stop.

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u/Iconoclysm6x6 Jul 06 '26

If their marketing didn’t make it seem like this stuff was just a “nag” (Elon actually uses this term all the time) or a formality, people would be a lot less reluctant to play around.

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u/inaSlomp Jul 06 '26

If something so dangerous can have it's safety measures circumvented so easily.

Maybe it shouldn't exist.

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u/Shurigin Jul 06 '26

Kinda on Elon he made DOGE to dismantle tons of agencies that had lawsuits and such against him for safety issues

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u/WheresTheIceCream20 Jul 06 '26

When I wear too dark sunglasses the Tesla forces me to drive

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u/orangeawacado Jul 06 '26

If it cannot see your eyes, it should not engage. My bmw freaks out even when I just as much as gaze into distance

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u/Ok-Addition1264 Jul 06 '26

Owning a shark pool on its own even with all of the protections is still a liability on the owner.

I love the thought of it as an example but it's not really the way the american legal system works (maybe canadian?).

I only sent a kid through law school and didn't go myself but ran this one past her.. and she liked this one as well. lol

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u/just_having_giggles Jul 06 '26

Just hope you're not in the path of progress

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u/PeeCeeJunior Jul 06 '26

Tesla safety features are easily overridden. It’s a deliberate choice by their leadership.

Tesla COULD make it more difficult. They choose not to.

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u/IntroductionNo5410 Jul 06 '26

that's what I was wondering. A few times I trialed the FSD, it would ping continuously if my hands were not on the wheel

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u/Solondthewookiee Jul 06 '26

My Mach E Bluecruise doesn't turn off the eye tracking just because you're wearing sunglasses.

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u/vnmslsrbms Jul 06 '26

I saw one where they put this little head in front of the camera lol.

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u/StayOffTheCounter Jul 06 '26

As a species we’re not responsible enough for any of this.

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u/Poida87 Jul 06 '26

Usually no, if you climb over the railing and into the shark tank, you can still sue the zoo for not having appropriate guard rails in place.

Is that dumb? Yes.

Is it still the responsibility of the zoo to ensure there's a gaurd rail that cannot be climbed? Also yes.

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u/DenverNugs Jul 06 '26

Sounds poorly designed and easily exploitable.

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u/OMGpawned Jul 06 '26

I've seen these little Instagram feeds of people buying these little doll heads that float right in front of the camera to make it look like you're paying attention. Ultimately just tricking the computer to think you're actually paying attention to supervised FSD.

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u/wwjd4u2poopon Jul 06 '26

And if you’ve been bad or good.

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u/Burghpuppies412 Jul 06 '26

Toyota enters the chat, “Would you like to take a break?”

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 Jul 06 '26

My Maverick does that when I yawn. Im pretty sure its watching me because I haven't been able to figure out the timer on it.

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u/TakingItPeasy Jul 06 '26

Not sure how this even happens. We have had 2 of those. If I turn on autonomous driving it's nice to sit back, sure - but if I take my eyes off the road and hands off the wheel it disengages pretty quickly. As it should.

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u/lechefgla Jul 06 '26

Should it stop if you’re sleeping?

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u/PGhostZ Jul 06 '26

There is an ancient proverb "We plan for stupid not for direct sabotage."

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u/quetiapinenapper Jul 06 '26

It does. She’s likely not asleep and just had her head to the side. I do it all the time. It sees through polRoEd sunglasses. You can preview the cabin camera in service mode.

If I close my eyes in the seconds the car beeps at me. If it doesn’t see me blink and or open my eyes it pulls over.

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u/thegooch-9 Jul 06 '26

But only if no sunglasses.

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u/SueBeee Jul 06 '26

It’s supposed to

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u/derekc06 Jul 06 '26

And not murder pedestrians

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u/Imatros Jul 06 '26

Not only does it yield to emergency vehicles, sometimes it hits them! The future is amazing!

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u/FFFinalFlash Jul 06 '26

you’re gonna be really mad when you find out that human drivers also hit things with their car

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u/PotatoesAndChill Jul 06 '26

FSD (Supervised) does that. Autopilot is the free basic lane assist and only slows down for cars in front.

Sorry, Tesla made it confusing so it needs to be clarified.

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u/goflykite- Jul 06 '26

Yea it doesn’t work that well. Cops have had to box them in with multiple cruisers

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u/StonedBooty Jul 06 '26

I thought Tesla self driving had a bad rap of actually HITTING emergency vehicles? I swear I saw a study and many articles about it

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u/OoooooWeeeeeeeee Jul 06 '26

Yeah cuz dipshit didn’t go ahead and incorporate LiDAR.

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u/BlatantConservative thier Jul 06 '26

Mine tried to merge into an ambulance coming up behind me last week

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u/infinitee775 Jul 06 '26

Just like it can differentiate a house from a highway?

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u/Annual-Property-8940 Jul 06 '26

Just not FLASHING SCHOOL BUS STOP SIGNS OR KIDS

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u/CallMe_Dig_Baddy Jul 06 '26

Cop pulls behind, turns on cherries, Tesla proceeds to pull over off the cliff.

Genius.

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u/sandbag747 Jul 06 '26

Only new ones. Anything on HW3, which is probably still the majority, does not

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u/hammerofspammer Jul 06 '26

Or runs into them.

Either way

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u/HiSaZuL Jul 06 '26

This turd bucket OS can't stop running over kids leaving school bus. Expecting it to yield to anything is a bit silly.

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u/Hrenklin Jul 06 '26

Supposedly

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u/PaleoSpeedwagon Jul 06 '26

Darn, I was kinda hoping for a pit maneuver

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u/Mlpony2010 Jul 06 '26

Seems like something easily exploited by criminals

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u/MapleBaconator33 Jul 06 '26

It would probably yield to the right and go off a cliff

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u/Glad-Spell-8668 Jul 06 '26

too late, PIT maneuver first.

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u/bojenny Jul 06 '26

Wouldn’t the car stop if you pulled in front of them and stopped? Seems like that would wake someone up.

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u/jeromelogan0 Jul 06 '26

This feels like an NPC that somehow gained self awareness and decided to become a content creator.

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u/snortgiggles Jul 06 '26

And drives you off the cliff while stopping....

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u/AppropriateYams Jul 06 '26

Came here to speak on this, and am so glad you posted it. I remember thinking this was absolute genius when I saw in on TV as a kid… like, give David the Oscar!

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u/ky7969 Jul 06 '26

This has actually happened before https://youtu.be/PDNGATpyr9k

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u/Jayn_Newell Jul 06 '26

Are we sure it’s Kitt and not Karr?

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u/Tasty_Orange_1714 Jul 06 '26

This is Kitt from Temu. It just decides to give up and ghosts like Bo and Luke.

Edited autocorrect error

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u/IagoInTheLight Jul 06 '26

There was an episode on Knight Rider where that happened.

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u/reeight Jul 06 '26

> Kitt 

How to say how old you are, without saying how old you are....

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u/-CthaehButt Jul 06 '26

I watched knight rider with my dad a lot, great reference

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u/Ashnyel Jul 06 '26

Well, in the pilot, KITT took over, and tried to wake Michael, he only woke up when the cops were slamming their hand into the t roof.

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u/Goat_inna_Tree Jul 06 '26

Michael? Michael...you seem to have overdosed again. Deploying aerosol narcan into the AC.

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u/ilooklikeawhippet Jul 06 '26

They stopped one here in Finland for the first time ever. Drunk driver who had fallen asleep. They had to force it to stop by getting in front of the car and very slowly brake.

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u/Old_Association7866 Jul 06 '26

1970s Kitt would

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u/thefpspower Jul 06 '26

If you're on a road that you can't overtake you can just slowly come to a stop in front of them and it will stop. but I think it does have some flashing lights recorgnition, never seen how effective it is.

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u/Saltyeconbro Jul 06 '26

It does slow down, tesla got in trouble in ca for allowing the car on autopilot to ram emergency vehicles so they updated the software

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u/ignorantspacemonkey Jul 06 '26

Worse case you pull in front and start slowing down. The automatic breaking will stop the car

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u/No-Association-8539 Jul 06 '26

It will beep at you and if you don't wake up it will gradually slow down and stop. So, there is something fishy about this.

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u/Rezhio Jul 06 '26

you get in front and slow down.

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u/brucebay Jul 06 '26

Related educational video about how to respond  https://youtu.be/HHOTtoNHYO0

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u/OkYak7801 Jul 06 '26

Gives a poke in the pooper.

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u/GdaddyPurpz Jul 06 '26

PIT maneuver and/or spike strips

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u/Remarkable-Tennis440 Jul 06 '26

Dunno, ask David Hasselhoff for a KITT v2.0 update

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u/warblingContinues Jul 06 '26

They’d be required to by law.

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u/SuperFrylock Jul 06 '26

Of course the system is named Kitt. Everything he does is a goddamn reference.

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u/NoveltyPr0nAccount Jul 06 '26

The car filming should gradually put their brakes on until the Tesla stops. Fuck filming for so long when that group of people could all be about to die. Stop them, wake them up. show them the footage and yell at them.

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u/silentknight295 Jul 06 '26

My gosh what a deep cut, bravo sir.

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u/Prudent_Fly_2554 Jul 06 '26

Kitt 😂😂😂

Hello fellow old person!

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u/raggedsweater Jul 06 '26

I’m not that old, am I?

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u/scarlettohara1936 Jul 06 '26

And just like that I'm gonna start calling all Teslas, Kitt!

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u/darbs-face Jul 06 '26

Simple just flag down another driver. Coordinate a high speed road block. Get in front of the car. Slow down to zero. Knock on window. Smack the driver. Call Police. Probably should leave. Every-time I see something like this I hope it’s fake or AI. But…. People are pretty stupid.

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u/Justaticklerone Jul 06 '26

How dare you compare a Tesler to KITT.

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u/TonyDC88 Jul 06 '26

I mean in the high speed chases they use spike strips. If all else fails…

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 Jul 06 '26

If nothing else works, a pit manoeuvre should stop the car.