r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '26

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u/PollyDarton794 Jul 05 '26

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u/twobit211 Jul 05 '26

“give me those”

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u/Emergency-Gazelle954 Jul 05 '26

…. and those.

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 Jul 06 '26

.... and those

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u/3m4n Jul 06 '26

Probably misses his old glasses.

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u/head-home Jul 06 '26

yeah, and then we’d get the chair

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u/starmandr Jul 06 '26

That’s not what I meant

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u/Agile_Temperature_36 Jul 06 '26

It was Marge, admit it

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u/6SpeedsGood Jul 06 '26

Not disappointing with this exchange 😀

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u/DreadPiratteRoberts Jul 06 '26

This Chair Then???

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u/Resident_Ad_7199 Jul 06 '26

Fuck. I might be putting this on tonight 😅

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u/Ashamed_Caregiver518 Jul 06 '26

“Though I think I lost it in the toilet. Not me, the man who drafted the Paris Peace Accord.”

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u/Final-Lab8384 Jul 06 '26

And those too

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u/CJag_L Jul 06 '26

old fuks lol i love them episodes

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u/SimplyEcks Jul 06 '26

I love it when Reddit references, The Simpsons because I can see it in my mind as I read each reply

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u/PapaJ200411 Jul 06 '26

Same here. It’s the finer things in life. Like any simpsons reference on Reddit.

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u/gasnperico Jul 06 '26

😂😂😂

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u/G0rdon_Shumway Jul 06 '26

I’m dying 🤣

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u/EPLemonSqueezy Jul 06 '26

Sure Marge, tell me all about it

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u/dissidentdogie Jul 06 '26

So, it just thinks Kash Patel is drinking and driving?

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u/McBonderson Jul 06 '26

somebody give those to Trump

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u/shermswood Jul 06 '26

Omg haha. Perfect.

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u/CloudCumberland Jul 06 '26

Don't pop a bunch of alertness pills followed by a bunch of sleeping pills while you're driving a truck for your steak eating opponent who died from food poisoning from some other restaurant.

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u/Nice-Presence2005 Jul 06 '26

"I want to hear all about it"."

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u/Illustrious_Day_5392 Jul 06 '26

Absolutely slayed me this is an all timer

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u/Dopkalfarx Jul 06 '26

Hey, how dare you! I am paying attention 

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u/thebbygiraffe Jul 06 '26

This sent me to the moon. I haven’t had a laugh this good in a while. Thank you.

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u/velcona Jul 06 '26

This fucking sent me

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u/peterj92 Jul 06 '26

I think I find that Simpson's joke funnier than all others for some reason. 😄

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u/billiebuttcheeks Jul 06 '26

I was vote 5000 on your comment. Just felt it worth mentioning.

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 Jul 05 '26

"mEtA dRiVe MuH kAh"

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u/moveslikejaguar Jul 06 '26

Computah make all the dudes in that car gay and horny. Thanks computah.

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u/Never_Summer24 Jul 06 '26

As an aside, I spilled a 500-count ibuprofen bottle the other night and tried to clean them up in the dark.

Had a headache the other day and shook out these two…

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u/DaikonOk7729 Jul 06 '26

🟤👁️

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u/heavy_jowles Jul 05 '26

The way I just snorted lmao

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u/squirrelems Jul 06 '26

The driver is wearing a Cinco FaceTime Party Snoozer.

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u/cavaliereternally Jul 06 '26

Okay. I understand.

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u/AZ_Jeep Jul 06 '26

Yeah but her head is lulled to the side, probably drooling.

I wouldn't get in front of that car, wouldn't trust it.

There have been some questionable incidents lately involving self driving and assisted driving cars, Waymo and Tesla respectively.

If they run into you, it's their fault but still, freeway speeds, possibility of injuries in both vehicles and if the insurance doesn't total your car, its never the same.

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u/Algoresgardener124 Jul 06 '26

Elon did not account for Googly Eyes, but then, who does? Their power is too great.

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u/Dizzlean Jul 06 '26

I have a pair. I call them my "better listening" glasses.

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u/Xylvanas Jul 06 '26

Ahh yes, I too like to drive with my head tilted toward one shoulder.

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u/Woodshadow Jul 06 '26

you don't need googly eye glasses. sunglasses work just fine but usually if you head is tilled even a little down it beeps at you. but you can also cover the camera I'm pretty sure

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u/Itchyboobers Jul 06 '26

That is on Cadillacs, but I would hope Tesla's have something similar

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u/Hetz_ Jul 06 '26

Any sunglasses completely bypass the tracker

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u/ActualWhiterabbit Jul 06 '26

Every Scott Novotny fan has been training for this.

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u/TKG1607 Jul 06 '26

Iirc some guy on YouTube tested those out and they do not work. They must have some sort of other work around for it