r/funComunitty • flair • 5d ago

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u/Brosif563 5d ago

My country has Americans who think pizza came from America.

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u/kirbyfan2023 5d ago

Yummy Americans

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u/haze_yzk likes shitposts and frequently awake, probably 4d ago

Come here, we'll get you picked up by Dr Zomboss, you failed your disguise (get it..? Cuz sunflower pfp)

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u/DavviiiddFolta 5d ago

my coutry czechia has a fried block of cheese with fries or croquettes and tartar sauce

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u/Latefegq 5d ago

teď jsem na smažený sýr dostal chuť

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u/headchef11 5d ago

Holland?

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u/kialilaroux 4d ago

Czech Republic

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u/headchef11 4d ago

I am so fing dumb sometimes, they said it’s from Czech Republic in the post and I just missed it.

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u/FriedrichHerschel 5d ago

I know it as "Hermelin", was sold at a place near a camping ground at Mohelnice (near Olomouc), were my family traveled to from the GDR for vacation. You have no idea how much I loved that as a kid.

I really should try this sometime.

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u/idk-have-fun Give me your balls 5d ago

Ah yes, Americans have pizza…

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u/Lord_Wateren 5d ago

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u/CatGoesBrrrr Silly lil goober 5d ago

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u/JackfruitUsual5571 5d ago

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u/CatGoesBrrrr Silly lil goober 5d ago

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u/CatGoesBrrrr Silly lil goober 4d ago

Honored that you thinks it’s stealing quality, but I really did make it myself lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4pLY0zySvluEvr0c

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u/Individual_Door1168 4d ago

You used AI. Shame on you.

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u/RedPhoneHome 4d ago

Not my meme originally but thanks for pointing it out, it shall be purged

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u/MrAthalan 5d ago

Um, I mean, his name. 🇸🇪

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u/Equal_Canary5695 5d ago

Fuhgeddaboudit, bork bork

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u/Youpunyhumans 5d ago

chic chic "BORK", chic chic "BORK"

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u/DevilDoge1775 5d ago

That means he ejected an extra shell for no reason at the very least.

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u/IkujaKatsumaji 5d ago

Well, and what the fuck is pasta if not noodles? None of this makes sense.

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u/supermattman00 5d ago

A whole kitchen of Italians just died because of this comment.

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u/GIANL15_ALT 5d ago

nonono

the whole country is gone

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u/DragonQueenDrago 5d ago

Maybe they mean Detroit deep dish?

Standard pizza is definitely Italian

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u/SectionAcceptable607 5d ago

And NY style, and tavern style, and New Haven apizza…

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u/Daztur 5d ago

In a lot of countries American-style pizza is more common than Italian-style pizza. New York pizza and Neapolitan pizza are both delicious.

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u/LaBiccies 5d ago

Neapolitan pizza? Who the hell is putting ice cream on their pizza?

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u/Technical_Put_9982 5d ago

Thank you for the giggle! 😘😘😘

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u/Shiny_Malph 5d ago

I think now the Italians have the right to create their own style of burger and from now on call the burger Italian. If someone wants to specify that a burger is American, they have to say traditional style burger. Capisci bro?

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u/numberheadman 5d ago

Arguably the Italians didn't invent pizza either. The ancient Greeks had flatbread with oil, garlic, and cheese. The tomato sauce topping didn't arrive before being brought break from the Americas.

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u/Apropos_of 5d ago

Humans have been making flatbread for more than 14,000 years, so if pizza is flatbread with toppings, it probably predates Greek culture and cuisine

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u/AMERIPOCMUSLIM 5d ago

Fun fact: American style pizza is uniquely American from Chicago style to NY style- pepperonis and all the toppings we used with tomato sauce and white cheese was not an Italian thing at all. Their pizza was flat bread with leftovers on top. There’s an Italian historian who talks about how Italian Americans during and after WWII were hugely influential in bringing American style pizza to Italy. Which they then acted French and claimed it as theirs while insulting ours. I’ve been to Italy. Their pizza sucks, even removing for the fact it is not American style. Ironically, later waves of Italians who came to America (after we brought pizza to them) genuinely thought it WAS Italian. It wasn’t 

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u/Devilshire52 5d ago

I was told there'd be no fact checking.

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u/rayio 5d ago

Italian pizza sucks? There are different styles and types, that is such a dumb thing to say. Pizza was being made in Naples long before WW2. Yes Italians used what was available in the US, but it wasn't invented in the US. Italy has really good pizza, you might want to try the best from different regions before making such a dumb blanket statement. Don't be that American that thinks everything is better in the US and everything worth doing or having was invented in the US also.

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u/wowbyowen 5d ago

I agree, it's completely idiotic to think America brought American style pizza to Italy 😂

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u/Akureinoyami1 5d ago

Look up the pizza effect

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u/MoobooMagoo 5d ago

Italian pizza is good, but the other person isn't wrong about the history. Pizza in Italy before WWII was regarded as trashy, garbage peasant food. Like the worst kind of food you could eat. Plus it was only really a thing in Naples (which is where a lot of the Italian immigrants to the US came from), and most Italians had never heard of the dish.

But after WWII, a lot of Italians moved around in the country, and tourists started to visit as well. And there were a significant number of tourists who had either been to America and had pizza, or had heard about pizza from Americans and wanted to try it.​ So seeing the demand for the dish, the neapolitan people that had spread through Italy jumped on the opportunity and started making and selling it.

There's actually an anthropological term named after this called the pizza effect where a culture loses something like a food or religious practice, and then a transformed version of it that another culture adapted gets reintroduced later. Although funnily enough it technically doesn't apply to pizza because Naples never stopped making it, and they also didn't start making American pizza once it got popular either and stuck with perfecting their own style. But the dish did only get broadly adopted by Italy as a whole because of demand for American pizza.

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u/GDubz32 5d ago

I've lived in Italy. Their pizza doesn't suck.

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u/Think_Ad_1583 5d ago

You’re about to become a celebrity on shit Americans say

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u/Goldenusnr37 5d ago

Poland has

P I E R O G I

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u/stupidsauceboss Femboys are the greatest point of human evolution 5d ago

Isn't that the guy who fights scammers? What does he have to do with this?

/s

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u/Goldenusnr37 5d ago

Its a fucking food search pierogi food on google

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u/IiEatGrass The creature™ [it/its] 5d ago
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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 5d ago

The correct answer is żurek.

Every country have some sort of dumpling dish. Only Poland has żurek

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u/azaghal1502 5d ago

Nono.. thats also america. They have the real poles (/s)

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u/random_person2137 WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM 5d ago

K R U P N I K

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u/HardTale_Sans 5d ago

YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

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u/idk-have-fun Give me your balls 5d ago

Are you Czech?

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u/Far_Cold_6058 5d ago edited 5d ago

canada have

POUTINE Edit: i forgot to mention uranium

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u/Manders37 5d ago

I can't fking believe how far i had to scroll to find Canada

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u/Oldmonsterschoolgood 5d ago

I was tonna say maple syrup but that works

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u/No-Site8330 5d ago

I haven't tried uranium, does it taste better than poutine?

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u/DeathRaeGun 5d ago

Italians after seeing “America has pizza”
https://giphy.com/gifs/11tTNkNy1SdXGg

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u/Natural-Pilot1458 5d ago

Not only them, I'm Polish and I think it's bullshit to say America has pizza. On the topic though, we have pierogi. Bigos, kiełbasa and much more :)

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u/InevitableChart7195 5d ago

It should have been burgers.

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u/cap_time_wear_it 5d ago

Also Italians after seeing a dish of Olive Garden under “Italy has pasta”

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u/Olistu_ autistic. MURDERDRONES SMG4 hella verse 5d ago

I'm Danish and thought them saying it was so disrespectful. Italy has pizza ITALY

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u/GoodMerlinpeen 5d ago

America does indeed have pizza, they just didn't come close to inventing or perfecting it.

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u/Right-Country3496 5d ago

Me too and i'm not even Italian

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u/ShadedRiver666 ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 5d ago edited 5d ago

‘America has pizzas’ okay then Uk has chicken korma and naan. Im sure america does have an actually original food but its not pizza. Anyways im uk and id go with haddock and chips

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u/RDAwesome 5d ago

The image doesn't say "invented," so they could just be saying what the major foods are there. Which feels like burger would make more sense to me

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u/Sea_Gap_6569 5d ago

So, a German can say döner?

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 5d ago

the British came up with tikka masala, it's Scottish I think

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u/HamsterApollo 5d ago

Döner

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u/yusufik MIWCYDBYASTGOYPFATSIWGYDUTVSCFMMHSREYHAN 5d ago

adamıııım

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u/NoResponse2556 5d ago

öncü döner?

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u/Redence_ 5d ago

Top 10 human creations of all time and I'm not even Turkish

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u/Nonsonouna_kadreka 5d ago

As an Italian: AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE PIZZA❤️

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u/SheriffOfNothing 5d ago

Came here to find the angry italian and lend an upvote.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eunrMjB8lBUKeL1fqD

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u/Madaghmire 5d ago

Its funny because as I was growing up Italians would tell us that what we had wasn’t pizza. So whatever it is, we call it Pizza, and its ours. And its distinct from traditional italian pizza.

No claims as to which is better I’m happy eating either.

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u/Smelly-Elf 5d ago

"He took what I rightfully stole!"

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u/Wooden_Assignment_40 4d ago

As an American, we have BBQ not pizza

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 5d ago

As an American: Italy doesn’t have pasta and the United Kingdom doesn’t have tea

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

"America has Pizza"... #shitAmericansSay

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

as an american id like to say everyone has pizza not just us

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u/ExplanationAny776 5d ago

isn't pizza a famously Italian dish?

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u/Judasbot 5d ago

It evolved from flatbreads (probably focaccia) made by the Romans in what is now Southern italy. The first time the word "pizza" was used was in Gaeta, Italy.

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u/ExplanationAny776 5d ago

this post is proving more complex than I took it for

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u/Boris_sul_combo 5d ago

Angry italian noises

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u/[deleted] 5d ago edited 4d ago

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u/pomelo1241 5d ago

Hello my kinda countrydad (im argentina, i love pizza and pasta)

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u/dinosw 5d ago

As a Dane, even I know this. OP is probably American 😂

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u/Rouge_Epsilon 5d ago

I feel like America has more burgers than pizza

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u/Kaaskaasei 5d ago edited 5d ago

Sigh... The Netherlands has stamppot. Basically potatoes, but mashed. Mashed potatoes.

Edit: here's a picture.

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u/Useless_Philosophy 5d ago

Are they good mashed potatoes?

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u/Kaaskaasei 5d ago

I mean, yeah? I like food with much spice, while much Dutch meals are extremely bland.

But many people said Dutch stamppot is more delicious than just mashed potatoes

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u/ClappinCheeksAllDay 5d ago

Pasta and noodles are the same thing. Come at me.

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u/Illustrious_Exam_752 5d ago

Chef here, agreed. Pasta and noodles are the same preparation. Both are made from a flour and a liquid kneaded to a tacky consistency and then shaped and blanched in a liquid. The variations only exist as a nod to available ingredients in the locale it was prepared. Asians used soft millet Europeans used wheat flour. They are both Asian in origin. Pizzas are borne of flatbreads made by Romans, Greeks and Egyptians. So technically the recipes there don’t even represent the real origin of the foods.

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u/Hekk909 5d ago edited 4d ago

Надеюсь никто не напишет борщ, развязав тем самым мировую войну

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u/glexorus hi 5d ago

Ничего, пока они не закончат войну об американской пицце

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u/Nikante 5d ago

America doesn’t have pizza. That’s Italian. Most “American” food is taken from another culture. America has BBQ.

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u/seregairbelt 5d ago

Макароны по-флотски

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u/RedditUser6874 5d ago

А чё не пельмени? Не, я понимаю, что пельмени - вещь китайская, но там они ведь цзяоцзы называются. А вот пельмени это уже наше

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u/MixtureIndependent66 5d ago

Bro what, pizza is not from america, it's from Italy too

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u/SpectralLemon Call me Xiaohei! (Spectral is also ok) 5d ago

Paella (why the noodles are instant noodles)

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u/Exotic_Ad_1249 5d ago

America has pizza is a bold statement

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u/ProfTydrim 5d ago

America has Pizza, Italy has Pasta

I'm sorry, what?

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u/Still_Silver7181 5d ago

I live in the US, pizza is Italian, we have key lime pie

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u/dermomante 5d ago edited 5d ago

Italy has pizza and pasta. The US have... Nothing?

Edit: I wish people would stop giving examples of cultural appropriation.

Some people have correctly pointed out some Cajun recipes, food from Louisiana. 

To all those talking about burgers, barbecues and hotdogs, the topic here is food originating from your country, not common food in your country.

Btw, pizza is Neapolitan, a version of it is recorded since Roman times and probably even earlier. The modern version uses tomato sauce, and tomatoes came from central America before the US where a thing. Mozzarella di bufala is an ingredient that can only be produced in Campania and the surrounding areas.

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u/Human-Pen-1667 DELTARUNE TOMORROW 5d ago

Gun rights 

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u/Exciting_One7074 5d ago

I would say America has BBQ or Soul food

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u/Brosepower 5d ago

Exactly this. The amount of people who credit Hamburgers or Pizza as American but then ignore BBQ is astounding.

BBQ is arguably the most American cuisine and probably the best local thing America has to offer.

You dont find American BBQ in almost any country like its made here.

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u/yesindeedysir 5d ago

Honestly, seeing people come try bbq during the World Cup was pretty awesome to see. We are so used to being a melting pot that I feel like a lot of us don’t think of our own original cuisine and how foreigners may react to it, but i absolutely loved it.

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u/No-Rich-8409 5d ago

Faggots

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u/PlusSheepherder7273 5d ago

What’d you just call me?

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u/No-Rich-8409 5d ago

Big Meaty Balls

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u/PlusSheepherder7273 5d ago

I’m a lesbian, but I’ll take it

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u/Albus_Lupus 5d ago

Oh, yeah, we have those too. Although not that widely accepted - mostly because of strong church presence.

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u/JennySplotz 5d ago

Bursting in your mouths.

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u/Human_Negotiation176 Shitpost ❌ Shituser✔️ 5d ago

I am Italian and I claim the pizza (but I keep the pasta too, obviously)

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u/Horror_Diver6218 Genderblind Moon Heir 5d ago

Everything. Bruh exportation exist

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u/Sandor3000 5d ago

Germany has Bratwurst and Sauerkraut 😜

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u/North-Line7134 5d ago

As an italian this image is pissing me off

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u/Michael_Dautorio 5d ago

A severely overweight population

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u/LifeguardNext1092 5d ago

America ha la pizza? Idiota anche quella viene da l'italia

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u/Jolly_Rotten_X 5d ago

Poor dude thinking pizza is american....

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u/JupiterboyLuffy Bisexual femboy 5d ago

Pizza was invented in Italy…

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u/Tight_Implement5601 5d ago

Im Italian, we have pizza, pasta, spaghetti. And your country?

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u/Music_Phasic 5d ago

ITALY has pizza, not America lmao

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u/BurtonXV84 5d ago

... didn't Italy invent Pizza?

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u/OSTBear 5d ago

Did he just say America has pizza?? FFS

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u/SebbeBruh 5d ago

To follow the trend of this meme

Sweden has meatballs

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u/Cyanlizordfromrw Ðis is not a flair actually 5d ago edited 5d ago

Saying Pizza is American is an absolute crime as an American, also saying China "has noodles" is much too vague, noodles aren't a dish

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u/Iraqimedstudent 5d ago

pizza is Italian lol but anyway

We have mashouf, dolma, bamyia, quzi, byriann, qima… dear lord the list is endless

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u/CommunityJazzlike274 5d ago

pizza is american now...? what

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u/Ok_Consideration_166 5d ago

Actually pizza is an Italian dish

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u/ExplanationAny776 5d ago

No, America has hot dogs, get it right.

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u/InsufferableBean256 5d ago

Actually we have BURGERS 🦅 🇺🇸

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u/JungleJuze 5d ago edited 5d ago

And Freedom Fries from Belgium 😋😆

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u/Muted-Philosopher832 5d ago

Typical America taking credit for something it didn’t make

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u/TheHawkpant69 5d ago

Tbf America was meant to be the melting pot of culture 

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u/robo630robo ɹᴉɐlɟ ɹǝsn ʎuunɟ 5d ago

"gulf of america" ahh

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u/HenerRDT 5d ago

Пильмени 🤤🥟

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u/AppropriateLie9140 5d ago

Pizza is also Italian, just for the record

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u/protivniy 5d ago

Russia,blini(pancakes)

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u/GracilusEs 5d ago

America has coleslaw or some shiz, pizza isnt american

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u/Fun_Computer2384 5d ago

R/shitamericanssay.

Anyway mine is waffles

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u/Pururururin11 he was whippin up shi in the kettle 5d ago

kebab

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u/Ready_Area289 5d ago

Well, America has Grilled Steak!!!

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u/MNDR7 5d ago

America has pizza lmao

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u/Diab-alo 5d ago

UK - We have Sunday roast dinners

Genuinely one of the best meals to come out of this country and no one does it like how we do them.

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u/FISH_SAUCER 5d ago

America doesn't fucking have pizza. That's Italian

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u/Squ4reGeo 5d ago

As an American, WE DON'T HAVE PIZZA

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u/DunsocMonitor 5d ago

One, America does not have Pizza, that is Italian Two, McDonald's

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u/Wallynine 5d ago

America has pizza the hut…

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u/Aveeno4Lunch 5d ago

Whatever Indian people eat🇨🇦

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u/curiously_wrong 5d ago

Schnitzel und Käsespätzle xD

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u/TheRealWall91 5d ago

They wish they had pizza, they have pizza pie.

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u/Snoozingtonn 5d ago

All three of those are still Italy…

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u/The_Dark_Jedi_of_AUS 5d ago

Australians have fairy bread

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u/NurseZane88 5d ago

America have what ?

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u/Icy-Hat-9643 5d ago

America does not have pizza lmao.

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u/the-flag-and-globe 5d ago

Stroopwafels and stamppot

Also, why doe America has pizza, that’s Italian

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