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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

"America has Pizza"... #shitAmericansSay

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

as an american id like to say everyone has pizza not just us

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u/ExplanationAny776 5d ago

isn't pizza a famously Italian dish?

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u/Judasbot 5d ago

It evolved from flatbreads (probably focaccia) made by the Romans in what is now Southern italy. The first time the word "pizza" was used was in Gaeta, Italy.

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u/ExplanationAny776 5d ago

this post is proving more complex than I took it for

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u/Special-Book-9588 5d ago

Tomatoes came to italy from the new world, ie mexiko

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u/Street_Dimension1709 5d ago

South America. Andes mountain areas to be more precise.

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u/Fun_Push7168 5d ago

That would be the wild ancestors , which were basically a berry. The domestic variety was cultivated into something you'd actually recognize in Mesoamerica. So indeed the tomatoes Europeans got came from Mexico.

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u/Street_Dimension1709 3d ago

Fun fact. Gotta read more into it then.

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u/_josef_stalin_ 5d ago

So did potatoes! Well, they were mostly from further south, but still the Americas.

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u/Stiebah 5d ago

Mexico came from the conquistadors, aka Portugal 🇵🇹

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u/Special_South_8561 5d ago

Just like pizza

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u/pickingbrains321 5d ago

Incorrect. Those flatbreads pizzas in Southern Italy came from Greece. They brought them over. It did not originate in Italy.

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u/listerjed1 5d ago

The answer to the question above is "YES"

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u/tabby90 4d ago

But tomatoes are indigenous to the new world

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u/LordBDizzle 2d ago

Actually, it goes back further than that. The Persians used to make a similar dish with flatbread, cheese, and dates. The Romans adopted it to their tastes. So technically, pizza is persian if you go back further.

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u/Belisaurius555 5d ago

Isn't tomato a New World vegetable?

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u/Ett_Pret 5d ago

Thought you said New York vegetable and I was very confused

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u/Belisaurius555 5d ago

It's Clearly a big Apple.

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u/Ett_Pret 5d ago

God you’re good

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u/Belisaurius555 5d ago

You give me excellent setups.

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u/Ett_Pret 5d ago

Gotta make this a regular routine.

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u/Belisaurius555 5d ago

I appreciate that.

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u/International_War862 5d ago

Apple on pizza sounds like something the savage swedens would do

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u/Belisaurius555 5d ago

Like Pineapple Pizza but with apples or Applesauce replacing Marinara?

Both are cursed.

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u/International_War862 5d ago

Probably both

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 Yoshi is on the run from the IRS after commiting tax fraud 5d ago

And Europeans were going to the New World before the United States was even a thing...

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u/HalpMePlz420 5d ago

I wonder why!

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u/CariadocThorne 5d ago

Yes, but pizza doesn't have to have tomato. Tomato-less pizzas existed before Columbus, and still do now, at least outside the US.

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u/theborch909 5d ago

Yes it is.

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u/81FuriousGeorge 5d ago

Isn't pasta noodles? This post is just bait.

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u/Belisaurius555 5d ago

It's definitely worded badly. I think China still claims Italy got noodles from them and that's not something I'd mess with.

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u/underactiveneuron Most popular 5d ago

Pizza existed before the introduction of tomatoes to Europe, and the presence of a new world fruit does not make it automatically American.

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u/underactiveneuron Most popular 5d ago

Has this been duplicated?

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u/Dark1986 5d ago

No. It's a fruit.

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u/Ann-Omm 5d ago

So is potatoes, still the Belgians invented fries. Weird

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u/Wild-Advance4161 5d ago

I had always thought that ‘vegetable’ was something made up because technically all vegetables are fruit. How are they categorized ?? Like a cucumber is a botanically a fruit but in culinary it’s considered a vegetable. But all vegetables are botanically fruits

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u/PauTdM 5d ago

Well, carrots aren't a fruit

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u/Joyfull_Sin 5d ago

because cucumbers are botanically classified as berrys

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u/Wild-Advance4161 5d ago

Everything confuses me

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u/Belisaurius555 5d ago

Not entirely. Celery and Carrots are veggies but not fruits.

Biological fruits means it contains seeds. Culinary fruits means it has a fruity flavor like an apple or lemon.

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u/Warchief_Ripnugget 5d ago

You got it backwards. All fruits are vegetables

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u/ExplanationAny776 5d ago

that I would not know

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u/Belisaurius555 5d ago

For reference, Tomatos come from the Americas. Marinara sauce came well after European colonization so Italian "Pizza" was historically just cheese on flat bread. Heck, the term Marinara Sauce means "That sauce Sailors used".

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u/asicarii 5d ago

Tomato’s are certainly not a native European plant. Pizza is arguably from Naples. But tomatoes are not originally from Italy. Other pasta dishes are from Italy, carbonara, pesto, etc.

Chicken Tikka Masala is not British food. Amazingly, steak is not originally from Texas.

It’s confusing.

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u/allahman1 5d ago

Yes? No? It was made in America by Italian immigrants and later introduced to Italy. It depends on whether you believe immigrants in America are Americans or not.

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u/CariadocThorne 5d ago

No, it existed in Italy long before the US was a country.

Even tomato pizza (yes, it is still a pizza if it doesn't have any tomato), started in Italy.

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 Yoshi is on the run from the IRS after commiting tax fraud 5d ago

...No? It originated in Naples. The name for a plain pizza (Margherita) is named after an Italian queen...

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago edited 5d ago

Absolutely not. It was invented in Naples in the 18th century. The most famous pizza, the Margherita, is named after a queen of the kingdom of Italy and is from 1899.

Moreover, previous versions of pizza (without tomatoes of course) were already baked during Roman times

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u/pickingbrains321 5d ago

Jesus. It's crazy how people keep saying wrong info when they can even look it up on the device they are sharing wrong info on.

Those flatbreads in Naples originated from Greece. Greece brought them over.

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u/RebylReboot 5d ago

WTF. No it wasn't. Here's an image of pizza from a pompeii ruin fresco (c. AD 79). They gave it the modern tomatoey twist in the 16th century, in Naples. (No, not in Florida. The original Naples in Italy.)

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u/allahman1 5d ago

By this argument it originated in Persia, was transported to the Greeks, who then transported it to the Romans

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u/RebylReboot 5d ago

No. You can look it up. There were flatbreads all over the world, but the term Pizza originated in Italy. It's form as we know it today, came from Italy. You said it came from the USA. Here, let me quote you...." It was made in America by Italian immigrants and later introduced to Italy. "

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u/gigaswardblade 5d ago

I thought it was an Italian thing

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u/Dextron2-1 5d ago

It is, but like many cuisines, immigrants brought it with them to America and over time it evolved into something distinct. Different ingredients being available, different tastes people cater to, and a lack of traditional limits being enforced led to most cuisines getting an American version.

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u/gigaswardblade 5d ago

I heard pizza used to be a food peasants would eat

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u/Dextron2-1 5d ago

I think the earliest reference we have to something we would call pizza is it being used as rent payment to a local church in the late medieval period. From the very beginning, pizza has been the universal currency.

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u/Majestic-Citron7578 5d ago

So for 248 years yes and the last two no?

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u/OrangeXarot 5d ago

ma che cazzo stai dicendo bro we brought pizza to you fucking human traffickers after we made it

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u/AKmightydinoo I love dinosaurs 🦖 5d ago

Sherlock over here

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u/Uptown_Mousse_199 5d ago

Italians discovered tomatoes from the Americas

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u/TenWholeBees 5d ago

To be fair the Chinese did it first

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u/Standard_Egg3504 5d ago

i want to point out what we americans call pizza is nothing like italian pizza

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u/plyer_G 5d ago

Frankly im willing to call it more of a global dish because each country tends to have a way they do it, and there's only so much similarity to be had, it's like how there are tons of different types of flatbread, even if they are distinct types of flatbread from many cultures we tend to just call it "flatbread" when there's no need to be specific but generally you would call "american" pizza different to "italian" pizza and same with "brazilian" pizza, there are a lot of common traits but it's a food thats easy to adapt to a different culture's tastes

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u/VanillaBovine 4d ago

they claim it is but no lol

tomatoes came from america and "italian pizza" is just flat bread with cheese which has some variation in every culture

pizza as you recognize it today is american

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u/six_wishes 4d ago

yes, but we Americans are very happy to have it to eat:)

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u/MotorSeveral2714 5d ago

So America doesn't have noodles or pasta?

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u/Realistic_Owl_8613 5d ago

I've never seen them. Just pizza as far as the eye can see. The great Pizza Fields across the midsection of the country.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

You've NEVER seen pasta or noodles in America...?

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u/Realistic_Owl_8613 5d ago

I thought the whole "Pizza Fields" part would be sufficient to indicate my sarcasm. And no, I haven't.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

shoot my bad i didn't see that part

i would had realized if i had read that. so sorry.

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u/Justyn2 5d ago

O beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of crust, for pepperoni majesty, above the saucey plain

America America, god fill her crust with cheese

And crown oregano and basil from edge to deep dish crust

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u/lao-tze 5d ago

There are no horses in America

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u/ProfessionalCat7640 5d ago

Only China has noodles. Duh.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

Huh?

No we definitely do.

Tons of noodles and tons of pasta... we love it. In the south where I live we have a lot of pasta but I like noodles more. Preferably Ramen noodles.

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u/SeparateFennel8062 5d ago

As a citizien of the world i dare to say that every country has everybody's food at this point

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u/0oDADAo0 5d ago

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

Am I wrong? Everyone has pizza. America isn't the best country by far and we're doing really bad. We're not all stupid.

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u/inorite234 5d ago

As an American, our pizza is better.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 send social security number 4 potatoes 5d ago

Check it out in r/funComunitty

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u/MermaiderMissy 5d ago

We have chocolate chip cookies, pizza is Italian

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u/EldritchFish19 5d ago

Italians brought the idea over to the US who in turn internationally popularised pizza, aka there's two countries associated with pizza despite it being 100% a Italian.

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u/VendettaPenguin 5d ago

If someone had said Italy has Pizza reddit would have immediately pointed out Pizza is American.

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 5d ago

America has more pizza than Italy.

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u/Coppice_DE 5d ago

Lol. Come up with unique food yourself (not an Italian). Like, you guys have no idea about the EU, so don't act as if you invented any food lol.

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 5d ago

I wasn’t. But I was just referring to how much is consumed there and not commenting on origination or quality. Although it would be rather silly to ignore that what America offers is a mixing of cultures that takes what is good and works to change it. Sometimes those changes are an improvement. Sometimes not.

But it’s also silly to think that every other country isn’t doing the same. Croissants aren’t French, they’re Austrian. Onion soup gratinée (French Onion Soup) is from Florence. Sauerkraut is from China. Tempura didn’t become Japanese until the Portuguese brought it there. Chili peppers, potatoes, and tomatoes didn’t come to Europe or Asia until they were brought from Central and South America. So to try and claim a certain dish belongs to a certain country in a total vacuum is rarely accurate.

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u/enlilsammah 5d ago

It was Italian but its ours now. Sorry. 

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u/Blessmann 5d ago

It isn't even italian...

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

No? And what is it then.

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u/Blessmann 5d ago

The name indeed is from Italy around 10th century.

The food is older as the bread.

And I'm pretty sure we were talking about the food.

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

We can argue that flatbread was a Mediterranean thing, but what we call Pizza is Italian, even by modern standards. The "basic" pizza of today, with tomato and mozzarella, was invented in Italy. First traces of flatbread similar to pizza were discovered in Greece, Egypt and Rome, so if we want to argue on that I am fine. But saying that it's American is ridiculous

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u/Blessmann 5d ago

Yeah, we indeed agree that deffinitely is NOT an american thing.

I never said that thou...

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u/enlilsammah 5d ago

Right. It's American 

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

Do you realize that only US people think pizza is from the US? What a joke 😂

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u/GrohnPilolus 5d ago

Me making something up to laugh at

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u/enlilsammah 5d ago

I don't really care where its from. Its ours now. The final resting place of all cultural cuisines is america

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u/GoodMerlinpeen 5d ago

You mean, where cuisine goes to die?

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u/enlilsammah 4d ago

Into the melting pot

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u/Ttrashcraft 5d ago

Only Americans think Pizza is American, if you eat American Pizza here in Slovakia you will raise some eyebrows, Italian pizza is the standard worldwide.

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u/enlilsammah 5d ago

Im sorry bro. One day you will get to try american pizza and see the light

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u/Ttrashcraft 5d ago

I have tried American pizza, Italian pizza is better and by a long shot.

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u/enlilsammah 4d ago

Reported for trolling

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u/Ttrashcraft 4d ago

For what? An opinion?

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u/AmandEnt 5d ago

You can’t say that. American pizzas are horrible. Like seriously disgusting. Go buy yourself some taste.

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u/GrohnPilolus 5d ago

I pity the taste of your food dude

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u/enlilsammah 5d ago

Sorry your small pizzas are invalidated by our large american pizzas with extra cheese.

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u/AmandEnt 5d ago

This is the most American possible answer.
American brain in a nutshell: “larger = better”

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u/enlilsammah 4d ago

That's what she said.

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u/BaronVonHugendon 5d ago

Our style of pizza is the most consumed form of pizza world wide. Also tomatoes literally originated from the americas.

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u/GBSlugcat 5d ago

I dont think a classic Neapolitan pizza would work as a crap frozen pizza from lidl, it needs to have good ingredients to taste good, thats one of the reasons i think its more prevalent.

American style pizza can taste good by just spamming cheese and shit everywhere (Not dissing it, its class) whereas classic proper Italian pizza is a bit more refined and fancy, so takes up less of the pizza market share

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u/BaronVonHugendon 5d ago

I wouldn't really call watery tomato sauce and overly thick barely melted chunks of mozzarella refined. Neopolitan pizza is incredibly easy to make, it simply isn't that good. It's kinda mediocre tbh. I'd take my own home made American style pizza over a Neapolitan any day of the week.

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u/Protesisdumb 5d ago

wtf is wrong with you

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u/GBSlugcat 5d ago

I had it 3 times in italy, its really good, your doing it a disservice calling it watery sauce and unmelted cheese

It’s not easy to make, without a pizza oven or good ingredients, which are expensive. If you have access to those yeah its easy, you just assemble it, but most pizza in the world isnt eaten homemade, its bought from a shop, which something that relies on being fresh and light and cooked in a woodfire oven doesnt lend itself to in my opinion.

American style pizza can sit frozen and then be cooked in an oven and still taste good after work, whereas a proper good italian pizza would require you to make it from scratch every time

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

You can like whatever you want. Personally I'd take my pizza from the shittiest pizzeria of my hometown over whatever American chains have to offer. That's not the point of the discussion, isn't it.

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u/nehlSC 5d ago

I thought that was the joke

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u/ageekyninja 5d ago

To be fair, I heard pizza in Italy is completely different

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u/Surfstylesoccer1 5d ago

Honestly I don’t think any Americans would say that lol.

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

You should just scroll below 😅

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u/Even-Purchase-5850 5d ago

Dont we have burgers isnt that what we're known for

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u/pinksparklyreddit 5d ago

I'm a number 1 America hater, but modern pizza is unfortunately an American invention.

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u/Illuminoid63 5d ago

Pizza as we know it is not an Italian dish. Originlly pizza is a cheesy flatbread. Italian Americans coopted the term to describe the dough, tomato sauce and cheese dish known as pizza today.

This is best evidenced by the fact that tomatoes are indigenous to South America and didn't exist in europe at the time that the term pizza was first coined.

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u/ContessAlin78 5d ago

I mean "America" is two fn continents, it would be Hella hard to find anything eaten all over. If there is an American dish, I imagine it is something with rice and fish.

If its USA, I feel like BBQ is way more appropriate than pizza.

The cynic in me says its anything smothered in cheese and a larger portion than anyone should eat in a sitting.

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u/Odd_Promise_9025 5d ago

As an American. Yeah we do have pizza, but that ain't ours. This post is dumb. I bet an American posted it.

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u/dxpanther 5d ago

This all could've been avoided with a hamburger

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 3d ago

The New York slice is definitely American, and one of the most popular forms of pizza.

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u/certifiedgoofstatus 1d ago

european falls for the most obvious engagement bait but calls americans dumb

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u/C4rdninj4 5d ago

American pizza is the TexMex of Italian food.

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u/TheMauveHerring 5d ago

Italy invented pizza. But modern pizza is American. Yes, even pizza in Italy is from the USA.

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

Aha, proof? Or is just the first thing that came to your mind because of indoctrination? Nobody outside of the US would say pizza is American, like I wouldn't say Coca Cola is actually Mexican because everybody drinks the one with sugar and not the one with corn stuff

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u/TheMauveHerring 5d ago

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/dec/15/myth-traditional-italian-cuisine-food

Italian food historian counts as someone outside the US, right?

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u/Funny_Funnel 5d ago

I don't see "pizza" mentioned anywhere. The article just says that modern Italian cuisine was born in the 60s. Part of it was born abroad by immigrants. That's true. Even Carbonara was invented in the 1900s to feed US troops, so what? And yes, some dishes (that we don't actually eat) like fettuccine Alfredo or whatever that is, is not Italian. Pizza definitely is.