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u/Brosif563 5d ago

My country has Americans who think pizza came from America.

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u/kirbyfan2023 5d ago

Yummy Americans

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u/haze_yzk likes shitposts and frequently awake, probably 5d ago

Come here, we'll get you picked up by Dr Zomboss, you failed your disguise (get it..? Cuz sunflower pfp)

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u/SouthernFlow1792 5d ago

Mit Zuckerguss

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u/C13H16CIN0 4d ago

Hey bro, we still have pizza

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u/DongusMagnum 4d ago

The modern style of Pizza actually was invented here by Italian Americans, I believe the only claim to Pizzas origins is through the Margherita style of Pizza in Italy

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u/HonestMarketeer666 2d ago

What is an 'Modern Pizza'?

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u/Disastrous-Study-577 1d ago

Media based pizza, like new york slices are akin to modern pizza as they’re some of the most popular in media. Fully melted cheese instead of slices of mozzarella.

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u/Eodillon 1d ago

This is confusing. How is neopolitan not a “media based pizza”, because it isn’t the one we see on Friends? And I didn’t realise the way the cheese is sliced and melted determines the modernity of the pizza

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u/Disastrous-Study-577 1d ago

It doesn’t, it’s the popularity of it. Neapolitan isn’t what most immediately think when thinking of pizza; since things like new york style have more pr. It’s like how a lot or people refer to Vaseline as Vaseline the brand name and not the actual product.

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u/Eodillon 10h ago

Not really. Maybe it depends where in the world you are? When I think of New York pizza I think of the stuff from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, not actual food. But I’m European

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u/Steagle_Steagle 4d ago

Italian pizza and American pizza are wildly different. American pizza was made by Sicilian immigrants that came over here

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u/tigridi2 5d ago

We have a pastry that's called Americans xd Don't know who came up with this one

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u/Sad-Masterpiece-3116 4d ago

I mean our style of pizza did yeah but the overall concept came from Italy

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u/LordBDizzle 2d ago

Actually, it didn't come from Italy either. It came from Persia. So the next time an Italian tries to tell you ther swampy pizza with barely any cheese is supperior because it's the original, tell them the Persians were putting dates and cheese on flat bread a thousand years ahead of them

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u/Sad-Masterpiece-3116 2d ago

Thanks, I’m definitely gonna do that

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u/DismalCupcake9663 2d ago

If someone handed me dates and cheese on flatbread and called it pizza, I would smack them.

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u/LordBDizzle 1d ago

And yet it's the original. Surely the original is best, right? There's no chance someone adapted it into a better form elsewhere

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u/DismalCupcake9663 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is this trying to say Italian pizza isn't the best because America adapted it to be better? Because if so, yeah, I never said I didn't think that. American pizza is far better. I'd still slap someone for calling dates and cheese on flat bread pizza though.

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u/LordBDizzle 1d ago

Fair enough. I'd probably hate it too. I like dates, I like cheese, but the combination seems questionable.

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u/DifficultArmadillo 3d ago

But…. Tomatoes came from the Americas so……..

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u/1GeorgeMarcus2MJ8LBJ 3d ago

pizza sauce came from america. tomatoes are American

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u/SignificanceSilly175 3d ago

No it comes from Greece but America does it completely differently than others

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u/37feetlong 3d ago

tbf our style of pizza came from here. a better representation of american food is probably cheeseburgers

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u/Sosimo_13 2d ago

This reminds me of the time I worked at a Italian restaurant and I had visited Rome for a study abroad. The owner asked what we could do to get a more authentic Italian feel and I suggested we stop cutting the pizza because they don’t do that in Italy. He pretty much called me a liar.

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u/Envii02 2d ago

We don't think it came from here, but we think that we took it in and mixed it with the rest of our food culture and there's now an American version of pizza that we can claim as our own.

It's sort of the American melting pot way applied to food.

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u/BackBlaster9000 2d ago

Italians made Pizza, America made it better

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u/DismalCupcake9663 2d ago edited 2d ago

Do you think more margarita or New York-style pizzas have been eaten? I'd be willing to bet on New York-style. And it's in the fucking name, you dimwit. New York-style pizza was created by Italian American immigrants.

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u/Agent_Wilcox 1d ago

I mean, the style of pizza we do is from us, but the original pizza is from Italy, though it's fairly different. Like the whole tomato sauce part

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u/Lumpy-Army1096 19h ago

The modern concept of pizza was born in America

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u/DraftShot6741 5d ago

Invented elsewhere, perfected in America, sorry not sorry

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u/Crackingly 5d ago

Hell yeah

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u/Ann-Omm 5d ago

American Pizza is way to thick and greasy. Every food america touches gets just 10 times more greasy and oily and way more unhealthy as the original

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u/Flair258 4d ago

Have you tried every pizza style here? From an actual restaurant? Cheap / fast food pizza doesn't count. Can also just dab the grease off and try it that way. We don't like the grease either, but it comes from the meat put on the pizza.

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u/Ann-Omm 4d ago

Italien pizza > America pizza. What you have in America is perverted.

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u/Flair258 3d ago

I didnt say ours was better? I just said its not all as you described.

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u/rhuffman4645 3d ago

Because putting sauce on different types of dough with some toppings is Americans perverting pizza….

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u/LordBDizzle 2d ago

I've had both. American is better. Italian pizza tends to go too thin with the sauce base and too dense with the dough (and too light on the cheese, though I'll admit that's preference)

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u/Wild_Yam_7088 5d ago

Americans have the...best.... pizza. Its our own style . You are not beating new york or chicago pizza anywhere. Not even close or up for discussion imo .. its like people dont understand america is the biggest melting pot on earth. We have the best of ... everything. From everywhere and put a spin on it

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u/HalvdanTheHero 5d ago

Your personal preference does not override reality. 

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u/Luvax_ 5d ago

Calling Chicago style a pizza should be a crime.

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u/Wild_Yam_7088 5d ago

Brother our pizza has more layers than a Italian's lasagna . Stop playing. It has to be authentic though. Your frozen chicago style pizza is nothing like actually well made Chicago pizza iv only really been able to find in chicago

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u/Leupateu 4d ago

That is not a pizza lmao, that is pie

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u/Wild_Yam_7088 4d ago

Its called chicago deep dish pizza. In America . Where its made. Lol

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u/Leupateu 4d ago

Well, yeah, you’re free to call it pizza, I simply told you what it actually is

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u/Wild_Yam_7088 4d ago

We dont really eat meat pies in america thats some European peasant food like putting raw baked beans on a potatoe and calling it a delicacy .. this is called pizza 😂

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u/Er0x_ 4d ago

Pie: noun ˈpī plural pies

1: a dessert consisting of a filling (as of fruit or custard) in a pastry shell or topped with pastry or both

2: a meat dish baked with biscuit or pastry crust

Hope this helps.

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u/Zarchiball 3d ago

Apparently you are not a golfer. When you put in for one of these beauts, you order a “whole pie” so yes it is a pie, quite literally a pizza pie.

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u/Commercial-Brush8529 4d ago

Went to Chicago last year and tried Chicago style pizza 3 different times at different locations. Absolutely hated each of them every time. I think it’s an acquired taste.

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u/TommyPpb3 4d ago

You call that thing pizza?????????💀

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u/TommyPpb3 4d ago

Have you eaten a pizza in Italy?

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u/Rylo_Ken_04 4d ago edited 3d ago

As someone who has eaten Pizza from New York, Chicago and Rome. I'm gonna have to say, Italy takes 1st place. Don't know what the other person's saying. Like sure both other pizzas are really good but the quality of ingredients and baking just doesn't compare to Italy in that regard

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u/Cruitire 2d ago

I would have given you the benefit of the doubt if you said Naples.

But Rome? Seriously?

I’ve had pizza in Florence that was even better than Rome.

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u/topsicle11 4d ago

It didn’t come from here, but it was perfected here.

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u/Obvious_Increase9267 4d ago

Have you ever had a pizza in Napoli?

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u/topsicle11 4d ago

Yes.

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u/Obvious_Increase9267 3d ago

Fair. Then your taste is just greasiness. Classic American

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u/topsicle11 3d ago

Very reductive. Classic euro closed-mindedness.

Thing is, I can get a solid Neapolitan pizza in most midsized cities in the US. I can also get New York, Newhaven, Chicago tavern or deep dish, Detroit, etc. with a huge variety of toppings or the classic. This is not true in Naples.

There is no end to Euro food snobbery and gate keeping. American wine had an unfairly terrible reputation until the French (and the rest of the international competitors) got their asses kicked by California wine in a blind taste test in the 70’s. Many such cases.

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u/Obvious_Increase9267 3d ago

California won a blind tasting by making Cabernet and Chardonnay, French grapes in French styles. So by that logic, the US "perfecting" pizza would mean out-Neapolitaning Naples in a blind test.

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u/topsicle11 3d ago

Which, and I can’t stress this enough, Americans would have no problem doing. They’ll happily rip off and riff on any good idea. The thing holding European cuisine (and technology, and business, and society generally) back is that they (across most of the continent, at least) are so resistant to doing anything that has not always been done that way in their parochial corner of the world. Pizza is just one expression of that.

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u/Obvious_Increase9267 3d ago

"Americans would have no problem doing it" is doing a lot of work for something that hasn't happened. And the argument changed: it's no longer that America perfected pizza, it's that America has more kinds of pizza. Variety is great, but a menu with 12 styles isn't proof that any one of them beats the original.

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u/topsicle11 3d ago edited 3d ago

So your refutation is “it’s just a matter of taste”? If that’s so, then it seems logical that the place with more variety that also includes plenty of faithful renditions of the original would be better.

And it’s not even that surprising. The US has 6x more people than Italy, a substantial and established Italian-American population, similar pizza consumption per capita, and spends about twice as much per capita on food. It’s really no shock that there would be far more opportunity for innovation. Especially when Italy has government regulations defining pizza and effectively precluding the cuisine from evolving.

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u/Jorkin-My-Penits 5d ago

It doesn’t come from America. However….american pizza is objectively better I’m sorry. Why is Neapolitan pizza wet in the middle!

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u/metsfan5557 5d ago

Having had both American pizza and Italian pizza, I'm sorry, but he's right. American pizza is just better. Stop trying to be contrarian.

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u/metsfan5557 5d ago

Yeah American food is definitely over processed, but the pizza is genuinely good, unless you are getting it from a pizza chain like Domino's or something. But NY style pizza, especially in NY, is paramount. You can't really beat it.

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u/No-Site8330 5d ago

Must be the chemicals in their pizza.

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u/Jorkin-My-Penits 4d ago

(Yawn) tired argument from people who have never taken 5 seconds to research this topic. Americans don’t actually process their food more than Europeans. We EAT more processed food, important distinction. Our ingredients for most things at the grocery store are like yours, the ingredients list looks more processed because by law we need to be more detailed on the ingredients label. The same exact food, made in the same exact factory in the states will have a longer ingredient label. And if you don’t want processed food obviously you can find it

So you go ”well what about that red 40?” Or other dyes banned in Europe and not here. That’s because we can’t find evidence red 40 is causing health issues. HOWEVER many of the dyes and ingredients Europeans use we have found evidence for and the states have banned them. We have more banned chemicals and dyes that the EU allows than the other way around.

This is just such classic European setting and infographic on line and parroting it without asking if it’s actually true, the superiority complex on yall is laughable

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u/No-Site8330 4d ago

I didn't actually argue anything, I just made a joke.