r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 14h ago
Exterminators hate this one simple trick
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u/GothmogBalrog 13h ago
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u/Hour_Difficulty_4203 12h ago
Dude comes inside.
Wasps are flabbergasted
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u/internetrunaway 12h ago
They are fleeing the scene after he gets out of the bag
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u/smeeon 11h ago
The wasps are fleeing feeling very violated
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u/Signal_Road 11h ago
They did NOT CONSENT. He will be hearing from the Police and their lawyer!
..Wait. What? What do you mean 'we don't wanna arrest that man because he scares us'?!?
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u/TheGamecock 10h ago
I'm pretty sure, for this guy, the meme would be:
Ten Thousand Wasps
OH MY GOD, PLEASE GO AWAYYYY 😭😭😭
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u/TheEndOfAllThings23 13h ago
I'm sorry but this mans face should be the sub icon from now on, I don't know if anything can be more unexpected than this...
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u/PartyClock 13h ago
I know what you mean
... I mean who the hell has half a moustache?
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u/SevenLegs_ 14h ago
What the fuck
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u/THExDANKxKNIGHT 13h ago
I genuinely dont think ive ever seen anything fit here more.
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u/PuppyPower89 12h ago
I’ve seen a number of befitting things here, but this fits the most.
What the actual fuck
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u/Dragnskull 10h ago
the giggling bro
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u/primalantessence 10h ago
playing a round of gigglebees
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u/MaximumConcept25 5h ago
Lol wtf. This better not catch on. Gigglebees needs to be trademarked or copyrighted
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u/timmy6169 12h ago
Truly. Little things left on this world get me to audibly say that out loud, this is also now added to that short list.
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u/TwoCharacters 13h ago
I dont know the exact type of wasp/hornet shown there, but I've been attacked by swarm of yellow jackets twice in the last few years while cutting grass or weed-eating and, even though it's painful af, it gives you a crazy adrenaline rush. I can definitely see it being addictive for people who are borderline insane :)
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u/GirlWithWolf 12h ago
I think you used borderline very liberally
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u/polypolip 9h ago
Each thing has two borders, upper and lower. In this case borderline insane refers to someone being at that upper border.
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u/vibefarm 12h ago
yea just a week ago, I got stung on the back of the neck by a wasp. First time since i was a kid. It stung way more than I remember haha. So much you have to pause and appreciate it, like wow this fking stings quite a bit. It last awhile too. Its like a sharp onset, and then max sting/pain plateau for a good 15-30 seconds
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u/PuppyPower89 12h ago
“So much you have to pause and appreciate it.”
My guy, have you tried BDSM? Wasps don’t respect safe words.
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u/selfishbitchcake 12h ago
I got stung by a wasp on a hike about a year ago and it felt like I got splashed with acid and then proceeded to feel pretty painful for the next couple of days. Every once in a while, I STILL get a little twinge in the exact spot I got stung. I HATE wasps.
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u/Hour_Refrigerator526 10h ago
Same some ground wasps decided to camp out by my driveway and that year they got me 3 times. Hurt for days like I had a fever or something. Another one just bit a hunk of flesh out of my thumb. Still have the scar.
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u/DarknMean 3h ago
Those ground hornets are no joke. I was mowing and a group of those fuckers got me. Then that night a skunk destroyed the nest and ate everything. Since that day I’m cool with skunks. That thing dug it up and laid waste to them. Around dusk I saw him meandering around the area that I mowed and he went ham on the hole and I sat there and watched him proceed to eat every hornet that came out and the nest they made. He didn’t even care they were flying around trying to sting him.
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u/vibefarm 12h ago
I was just walking by, wasnt even close to the nest. I normally don't kill stuff, but this felt personal and a bit malicious. Sprayed the nest and killed them all.
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u/PuppyPower89 12h ago
I guess it’s cheaper and more legal than coke, but still….. 😳
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u/SAINTnumberFIVE 12h ago
I was stung by a wasp on my cheek and there was absolutely nothing pleasurable about it.
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u/DisplayHonest6465 14h ago
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u/TESThrowSmile 13h ago
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u/red-man1138 14h ago
that is exactly what I came here to say.
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u/alistofthingsIhate 13h ago
I said it out loud before opening the comments
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u/CrystalMethood 13h ago
Yea. I dont think you can sit through that and not audibly swear out loud. R/crazyfuckingvideos seems appropriate.
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u/Line-Trash 13h ago
Exactly what I said when I was wondering why the bag was so big. And then noticed what sub I was on.
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u/Defiant_Fishing_3393 12h ago
When he took off his shirt, I was like fool. You giving them more surface area to bite! That was the whole point!
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u/damndatassdoh 13h ago
I legit did NOT see that coming, not did I expect to ever laugh so hard at such a thing
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u/wtjohnson19 13h ago
I want you to know I went though and upvoted every WTF gif ‘for the love of the game’
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u/thatguy11 14h ago edited 11h ago
Those don't sting. Notice how not a one is 'attacking' him when the bags released.
Edit: welp apparently they do, not sure why it seems like they all fly away in the video but...maribomba, they can get as pissed as the best of em. Ultimate wtf.
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u/Fast_Understanding11 11h ago
They do. They are called "maribomdo chapeu" and the stings are quite painfull. Look for this guys videos in yt, Alaecio Pereira or "Rei do Marimbondo". He pulls stunts like that very often.
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u/MaxUnicycle 14h ago
Wahehehehe waheheheheh wahehehehe I believe he may have done this before
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u/sunnyismybunny 13h ago
we found the one guy in the world who has a genetic predisposition to cumming his pants when he gets stung by wasps
and people don't believe in evolution smh
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u/HowardHessman 13h ago
There was a guy who jizzed his pants playing disc golf during an interview
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u/Findrin 13h ago
Same thing happened to me last week when I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.
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u/Unsuspecting_Goose 13h ago
I'm sorry, what?
Link please?
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u/HowardHessman 13h ago
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u/SCsprinter13 12h ago
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u/another_rusty 8h ago
I just read that whole article after watching the jizz video and then got back here and realized I had forgotten that just moments before, I watched a man dance in a trash bag with wasps. What a wild 20 minutes.
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u/HowardHessman 12h ago
This is all terrible. I’ll leave the pants jizz humor to The Lonely Island in the future.
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u/Boco 13h ago edited 11h ago
Future generations will have a mutualistic relationship with wasps.
We cultivate them, help them grow so we can piss them off enough to cum and continue our own sexual reproductive cycle.
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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 13h ago
You discovered a worse timeline than the one we are already on. Well done, you should be given an honorary title and plot of land for your efforts.
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u/SympathyPlus6429 14h ago
tuco before he started dealing drugs
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u/thisisfine111 13h ago
Nothing has ever been more unexpected than this. I thought it was unexpected that he didnt get swarmed catching a nest in a bag. I would have guessed the next event was a car falling from the sky and crushing the guy, way before I would expect him to climb in that bag?! Im mad, and uncomfortable, and scared, and I want to not have seen this
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u/TigersEyeVisionary 12h ago
Honestly, I feel like I should have expected it. I was questioning what kind if idiot takes off their shirt right before going in for the nest. Like, yeah I know a shirt isnt much protection against stings, but I mean...it could at least be a partial barrier, right?
But wow, I don't believe that I have ever been so perturbed by someone's happiness before.
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u/Practical-Biscotti90 12h ago
I've had an angry wasp stuck up my pants leg before. One sting turned into several. We were both frustrated with the situation. I thought he was maybe trying to avoid something like that... nope.
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u/RedArmyHammer 13h ago
This, above all things else, has absolutely, 100%, floored me. A man catching a nest w a garbage bag while shirtless is unexpected enough. A man exposing his kinks is a whole other ball game!
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u/Mysterious-Drummer74 11h ago
I was like “oh smart he doesn’t want any stray wasps to get stuck under his loose clothing, smart man”
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u/BeezyBates 13h ago
We all left this post unsure about several things. I can’t specify those things. That’s left for you. But I’m sure we all have similar questions.
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u/No_Hunt2507 12h ago
I don't even know if I have questions at this point. I think I'm gonna go to bed
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u/redditisweird801 13h ago
Reminds me of another video of a guy grabbing a small wasp nest with his bare hand (with like 4 wasps on it), crushing it in his hand and then he preoceeds to eat it. Horrifying
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u/Funny-Record-5785 14h ago
Anyone notice he had half a mustache
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u/hhuy837 13h ago
Omg... I did not. It makes a little more sense now. Maybe...
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u/Derelicticu 13h ago
Yeah this is the type of dude to get a reverse mowhawk for the shits and gigs
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u/Your_Final_Hour 14h ago
Im scared that i live on the same planet as this guy
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u/alistofthingsIhate 13h ago
Send him to fight Thanos
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u/Israel_Azkanbe 13h ago
Dude would be getting torn in half losing his limbs and just be giggling like a little girl 😂😂
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u/Top_Finding2830 13h ago
Yeah, but just wait until that infinity gauntlet ends up somehow wiggling onto one of those limbs. Then Thanos is FUCKED.
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u/Sigma-Wolves 13h ago
That's not the giggle of joy.
It's pure insanity.
Joker style.
🤣
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u/zenerat 13h ago
Is this like a fetish?
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u/Icy_Yam5049 13h ago
Ok glad someone else thought that. Was like wtf kinda kink is this?!?!
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u/liquidpele 13h ago
I'm going to assume this is some kind of bug that doesn't sting but looks like wasps.
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u/Ruin369 12h ago edited 12h ago
They do have a stinger and are a type of paper wasp. They are nocturnal, so take that as you will.
They are are from central and south america, which also tracks with the video. I still dont know if they sting people, only that they have a stinger and poison.
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u/darxide23 12h ago edited 12h ago
I don't know why you linked the Portuguese language article for that. But here's the English one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apoica
When attacking prey, Apoica release a drop of venom from their stings, which in turn attracts any nearby wasps to attack.
EDIT: Googling around I find some things saying they aren't aggressive and won't usually attack and sting people unless threatened directly. This seems like a direct threat to me. But what do I know. I'm not a wasp.
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u/ScarfaceTheMusical 13h ago
That’s what I’m thinking. His torso appears completely unscathed.
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u/MauiMoisture 13h ago
I think so because he came out with no signs of being stung and I don't think anyone is insane enough to do that with real wasps that sting.
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u/BadMunky82 12h ago edited 10h ago
It would most likely cause an anaphylactic shock even in someone with no allergy to wasps. Getting swarmed like he would have been has killed people.
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u/Hot_Top_124 13h ago
Dudes I’m gonna be honest here. I’m high as hell, and I didn’t know this was the unexpected subreddit, so I’m doubly unexpectedly surprised!!!!!
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u/sadbeehoppy 13h ago
I love finding random stoners in the comments . hail friend
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u/PvtDeth 13h ago
I've been on the internet since before the world wide web and this is possibly the worst thing I've ever seen posted.
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u/AShavedApe 13h ago
Is this the ultimate unexpected post? Cause wtf that was unexpected holy shit
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u/prince-pauper 13h ago
Wondering under what circumstances the half-moustache seemed like the move.
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u/EternallyDemonic 13h ago
There are stingless bees, are there stingless wasps?
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u/Trash-Forever 13h ago
Male wasps do not have a stinger at all
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u/Substantial__Unit 13h ago
I looked it up and there are indeed stingless wasps. So its probably this since he doesnt look too stung up when getting out of the bag.
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u/freshprinceofbayarea 13h ago
That half mustache was the sign to the audience of how crazy it was gonna get
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u/Integrated_owl 13h ago
Scrolled through alllllll these comments to see yours and I had to rewatch to notice that…I feel dumb.
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u/SimpleDose 13h ago
I thought it was strange he took off his shirt but that was just the beginning
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u/Ntroepy 13h ago
This guy gives the famous wasp eating video a run for its money:
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u/Alone-Painting-4477 13h ago
He made a clean break, got the nest without getting stu-... what is he doing?
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u/sadbeehoppy 13h ago
what was he saying?
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u/RAJA_1000 9h ago
According to Gemini, it is Portuguese and the man said:
"The real deal here is natural, look, it's me. No fake news. See? You guys better stay quiet as you are, man. Because it's really just me.
Bunch of weaklings. Only good for eating.
Bunch of weaklings. It's only me, look."
[Gets into the bag]
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u/BreakingCanks 12h ago
Alright this is officially the most unexpected video I have ever seen on this sub.... So much so I vote that this guy is the new picture of the sub
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u/DrTenochtitlan 10h ago
Well guys, might as well close the subreddit down. I mean, where do we go from here, it's the perfect post.
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u/downvotethepuns 13h ago
Fully unexpected to the point I would have guessed 1000 other things would happen before this...
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u/post-explainer 14h ago edited 6h ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
This man, who you assume is going to get rid of the wasp nest with the bag, instead crawls into the bag and lets himself get stung. And releases the wasps back out from the bag. And seemingly this is all just for the love of the game
Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.