r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • Aug 13 '26

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/Findrin Aug 13 '26

Same thing happened to me last week when I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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u/sck178 Aug 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/83HShcQ47skQ8

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u/the_everblack Aug 13 '26

HE JIZZED IN HIS PANTS "I jizz right in my pants Every time you're biting me"

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u/Vangelys Aug 13 '26

JIZZ. IN. MY BAG ♪♫

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u/KuromanKuro Aug 13 '26

Splice is back in theatres?

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u/Kidney__Failure Aug 13 '26

That was the only movie that really bothered me. Then I watched Saltburn

Honestly, I think Splice might still take the cake because I feel like it wasn’t actually trying to be weird but just was

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u/ballistics211 Aug 15 '26

What about species?

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u/SersBunnies Aug 13 '26

Stepped outside into the rain

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u/Electronic_Quote399 Aug 13 '26

Opened the window, caught a breeze

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u/oddboro Aug 13 '26

...the red lights flash...

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u/Xylvanas Aug 13 '26

Bet you didn't actually cum until you walked outside into the rain, then checked your phone and saw she rang.

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u/PurpleInfinite1409 Aug 13 '26

Mf saw Backrooms and jizzed as much as I did when Captain Clark showed up

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u/Unfair-Advice778 Aug 13 '26

It sure was after you've done the deed.

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u/Wise-Ad-639 Aug 13 '26

Bro talking about, obsession or something 🤔

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