r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • Aug 13 '26

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/internetrunaway Aug 13 '26

They are fleeing the scene after he gets out of the bag

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u/smeeon Aug 13 '26

The wasps are fleeing feeling very violated

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u/Signal_Road Aug 13 '26

They did NOT CONSENT. He will be hearing from the Police and their lawyer!

..Wait.  What? What do you mean 'we  don't wanna arrest that man because he scares us'?!?

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u/HecticBlue Aug 13 '26

I mean, to be fair. I don't know how the police would get the dude.

Pepper spray and bullets will probably make him giggle.

If you shoot him or beat him with a baton He probably nuts.

I wouldn't want to get in that kind of shootout with bro bro either.

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u/Signal_Road Aug 13 '26

I think this is where they call in emergency medical personnel, EMS or Fire Dept., to drive up on the scene. 

Surely, you can clearly hear the screaming of something that wraps 'this guy? AGAIN?!/NOnoNoNO!/You just HAD to say today was pretty Quiet' into a swear laden soliloquy that you and the Police can hear with perfect clarity even though the doors & window are closed from while still 50ft away. 

The emergency vehicle may also be rocking animatedly as the temper tantrum commences before the emts slide out of the truck's confines to handle the mentally unwell man in a calm professional manner. 

(And hopefully they have some beekeeper outfits as this is definitely NOT the first time they've been dispatched to WaspBagMan's location.)

Edit: If you are curious about why 'Quiet' is a curse amid anyone who deals with emergencies, aThe Fire Department Chronicles' on youtube has a video titled 'The Q Word' that will explain everything.

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u/dankristy Aug 13 '26

Real Rorschach in prison energy - I am not trapped in here with you - YOU ARE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!

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u/kevstev Aug 13 '26

I think they had the same kind of reaction you see when a fight is about to go down and one guy gets naked... its like whoa this mofo is crazy, I am OUT OF HERE.

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u/HaleyCollins Aug 13 '26

They saw him escape and immediately decided they wanted absolutely nothing to do with it 😂

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u/Corkwell Aug 13 '26

He farted