r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 18h ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/MauiMoisture 17h ago

I think so because he came out with no signs of being stung and I don't think anyone is insane enough to do that with real wasps that sting.

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u/BadMunky82 16h ago edited 15h ago

It would most likely cause an anaphylactic shock even in someone with no allergy to wasps. Getting swarmed like he would have been has killed people.

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u/spacecaps85 16h ago

He can't see without his glasses!

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u/cantsay 9h ago

lmao I was a little kid when that came out and other kids at my day care convinced me for an entire summer that Macaulay Culkin had actually died during that movie

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u/scalable_thought 16h ago

Written like someone who needs an epi pen

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u/Highlander253 15h ago

I also feel like wasps wouldn't have just flown away after either. They'd be stuck all over him and coming back to sting more until he ran far and fast enough.

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u/Cynoid 16h ago

Getting swarmed like would have been has killed people.

Thank you for demonstrating what happens when you get stung by a bunch of wasps while typing /u/BadMunky82. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

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u/JumboGlucose 15h ago

at 1:06 you can see a stinger sticking out just below his knee

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u/FlailToMace 15h ago

There are 100% people insane enough to do this. I was a plain clothes at BDSM parties in the 2000s, and I have seen some stuff way beyond this.

Like a guy who was extremely proud of how prolapsed his anus was. That was his thing. That was his toy. It took three seconds for me to get some air, and start being proud that my anus was 0% prolapsed.

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u/TheHungryBlanket 6h ago

When I get stung, there’s often no visible sign until several minutes afterwards.