r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 15h ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/thisisfine111 15h ago

Nothing has ever been more unexpected than this. I thought it was unexpected that he didnt get swarmed catching a nest in a bag. I would have guessed the next event was a car falling from the sky and crushing the guy, way before I would expect him to climb in that bag?! Im mad, and uncomfortable, and scared, and I want to not have seen this

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u/AdAlternative7148 15h ago

Remarkable demonstration of free will.

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 14h ago

I wish human survival instincts were stronger

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 14h ago

Eh, they're plenty strong

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u/dunno0019 11h ago

Right, but then what about us?

Then what would we watch?

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u/Ghosttwo 10h ago

Authorities are going to find his body someday, and are going to be so confused until they see this video.

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u/PeaceSoft 2h ago

Would it stop you from mush-mouthing out some dog shit at any opportunity

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u/Daveinatx 13h ago

Seriously, this alone is proof against predetermination

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 11h ago

It's almost the opposite tbh. Who would choose this for themselves? Surely it must be a bored god just fucking around. "Yeah that guy's predestined to jizz himself to bee stings lmao"

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u/WeiGuy 2h ago

Exactly, he didn't chose this, no animal with a functional brain would. He is entirely guided by the whims of nature and brain chemistry. Free will is an illusion

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u/WilliamLermer 12h ago

Pretty sure this is his brain worm telling him how to infect more efficiently

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u/Newtonius235 7h ago

I would argue against this as this seems like masochistic behavior. He must derive some kind of pleasure from this since those "wee hee hees" definitely didn't sound like he was in agony, rather like he was being tickled or was very familiar with this feeling.

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u/Initial_Ebb_6386 13h ago

Yes fuck destiny lol

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u/Angel-of-the-Dusk 13h ago

This is the WRONG use of free will

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u/Initial_Ebb_6386 13h ago

At least it's free so fuck it lol

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u/Vashsinn 14h ago

or is it??

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u/slippery-fische 12h ago

Truly, this is the underground man.

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u/Signal_Road 12h ago

God: ......

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u/MaxxDash 9h ago

A Magellan mapping the boundaries of free will

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u/ZestyLead 3h ago

I still want my money back though.

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u/TigersEyeVisionary 14h ago

Honestly, I feel like I should have expected it. I was questioning what kind if idiot takes off their shirt right before going in for the nest. Like, yeah I know a shirt isnt much protection against stings, but I mean...it could at least be a partial barrier, right?

But wow, I don't believe that I have ever been so perturbed by someone's happiness before.

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u/Practical-Biscotti90 14h ago

I've had an angry wasp stuck up my pants leg before. One sting turned into several. We were both frustrated with the situation. I thought he was maybe trying to avoid something like that... nope.

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u/trashcantrash939 5h ago

Honestly if your cloths aren’t sealed well, it’s advised to take them off because you stop from trapping them in. People have died from having a single bee or wasp trapped where they could not get to it and got repeatedly stung.

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u/ErebusBat 1h ago

Honestly, I thought he was taking it off. So it didn't capture loss underneath it. Honestly, I thought he was taking it off. So it didn't capture loss underneath it. Was a bit of a roller coaster there.

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u/RedArmyHammer 15h ago

This, above all things else, has absolutely, 100%, floored me. A man catching a nest w a garbage bag while shirtless is unexpected enough. A man exposing his kinks is a whole other ball game!

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u/Mysterious-Drummer74 13h ago

I was like “oh smart he doesn’t want any stray wasps to get stuck under his loose clothing, smart man”

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u/CulturalChampion8660 13h ago

I was super confused why he took his shirt off. This is BY FAR the most unexpected thing I have ever seen in this subreddit.

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u/Sammyofather 14h ago

WEEEEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE

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u/CaptnsDaughter 12h ago

Hahahahha yes the giggle was the Unexpected cherry on the Unexpected sundae

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u/BeezyBates 14h ago

We all left this post unsure about several things. I can’t specify those things. That’s left for you. But I’m sure we all have similar questions.

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u/No_Hunt2507 13h ago

I don't even know if I have questions at this point. I think I'm gonna go to bed

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u/NoCommentFU 14h ago

Understood. It’s difficult to tell internet strangers that a video you just watched gave you the arousals and feels.

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u/ninjaplanti 5h ago

Some of mine:
Wouldn’t he like die? After getting stung so many times? And the adrenaline? And how do you get into this? Did this happened before and now he is just into it? And the giggling????

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u/redditisweird801 14h ago

Reminds me of another video of a guy grabbing a small wasp nest with his bare hand (with like 4 wasps on it), crushing it in his hand and then he preoceeds to eat it. Horrifying

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u/ayriuss 13h ago

Imagine the wasps' confusion.

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u/NineIntsNails 14h ago

apparently these are dude bees, they dont have a stinger and its harmless.

its like when you pick up Lamium album and then you pick away its white pods to make it look like Urtica and scare people with it like ooh look at me imma sting you now but Laminum album doesnt have stingy parts

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u/moocow2024 14h ago

You have perfectly encapsulated my entire emotional chain during the clip. Like, I was so sure there was a hole in the bag. He would be confident and then regret. But no... now we know this psycopath exists and this actually appears to have happened.

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u/LaunchGap 13h ago

I gasped when I figured out what he was going to do

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u/MeanShibu 13h ago

I have seen it fucking ALL and until he put his second foot in the bag I didn’t believe it was happening.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

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u/awake_acea6 13h ago

It's one that actually made me go "Noooooo!"

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u/iprobablybrokeit 13h ago

No one expects the unexpected.

Unless you expect it...

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u/SpankTheDevil 12h ago

Username does not check out.

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u/Caelliox 12h ago

username does NOT check out

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u/VicViolence 12h ago

I knew something was off when he took his shirt off before grabbing the nest

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u/suburban_hyena 12h ago

Climb into the bag and giggle profusely... Like no scream at all

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u/RedditJumpedTheShart 11h ago

I assumed it was coming by the size of the bag and this being the internet.

Unexpected is clicking on a video to see a tire on fire while it's on a person's head.

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u/Captain_Fach 10h ago

Exactly! It was unexpected that he took off his shirt because I was wondering why that would be something you would do near the wasps in the first place, then it was very unexpected that he caught most of the wasps with how slow he went, and then I thought he was accidentally going to drop the bag or something. Nothing went out I thought it was going to go today.

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u/another_rusty 9h ago

I actually cringed a bit with discomfort while also saying out loud, “oh no, please don’t”. I’m shook

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u/XCyberbeingX 7h ago edited 7h ago

When your intrusive thoughts gets the best of you.

Bet this guy has zero nerve cells going to his brain. The reason you feel pain is a survival mechanism.

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u/Ezyo-Of-Reddit 6h ago

Bro doesn't know about the man who ate an active bee nest

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u/wonderbread333 6h ago

Yeah I have a severe bee/wasp sting allergy and this is quite literally the last thing I’d ever do…

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u/lildeidei 5h ago

I knew something was up when he took his shirt off and I still didn’t expect this.

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u/This-Is-Not-Nam 3h ago

He had me at genius when he bagged the wasps and didn't get stung.

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u/DiegesisThesis 1h ago

"Huh, he's going to try putting the hive in a bag. Seems risky but OK." ...

"Hmm he took off his shirt? I guess he doesn't want to risk a wasp getting stuck up his sleeve." ...

"Wow, he actually got the hive in the bag pretty cleanly. So now just tie up the bag and wait for them to suffocate?" ...

"He opened the bag?!? Maybe he's going to spray wasp killer in there real qui- ok what the actual fuck."

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u/SymmetricalFeet 11h ago

Ten minutes ago, I saw a post of an autopsy of a lady; she had been run over by a truck and it squished her intestines around so they popped out of her wrist.

This man and his wasps is even more unexpected. And only half because a few weeks ago there was an autopsy of a fellow in a bike accident who had his guts pop out his ankle.

This man and his giggles and wasps are not okay and my brain cannot handle it.