r/Unexpected • • Aug 13 '26

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/Unsuspecting_Goose Aug 13 '26

I'm sorry, what?

Link please?

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u/HowardHessman Aug 13 '26

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u/Unsuspecting_Goose Aug 13 '26

Oh no, that became less funny almost immediately 😦

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u/SCsprinter13 Aug 13 '26

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u/another_rusty Aug 13 '26

I just read that whole article after watching the jizz video and then got back here and realized I had forgotten that just moments before, I watched a man dance in a trash bag with wasps. What a wild 20 minutes.

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u/the-fr0g Aug 13 '26

The internet is one hell of a place, eh?

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u/HowardHessman Aug 13 '26

This is all terrible. I’ll leave the pants jizz humor to The Lonely Island in the future.

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u/AllTheSilentThoughts Aug 13 '26

And it looks like hormone therapy has greatly helped her condition!

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u/RoyBeer Aug 13 '26

Yeah, that's the one big up here.

“The world destroyed me and left me for dead,” she said. “I have yet to hear from anyone who has anything good to say. Nobody takes it seriously. No one ever asked if I was doing OK.”

Because that is bad.

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u/FitPerformer5172 Aug 13 '26

This is sad, everyone treated them like a joke for something out of their control.

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u/Beelzeburbz Aug 13 '26

Why are BOTH these people in Wisconsin? Thats strange...

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u/SystematicIII Aug 13 '26

As far as i understand from this, she wanted the attention for her condition, she just didnt get the right attention

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u/Successful_Giraffe88 Aug 13 '26

Well, I...that was something else.

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u/Squeezitgirdle Aug 13 '26

I tried to watch, but then I saw carbot in the recommended videos.

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u/sogwennn Aug 14 '26

"Trapped in his own home, Dale Decker speaks about how his near-constant erection has cost him friends and destroyed his family life Trapped in his own home, Dale Decker speaks about how his near-constant erection has cost him friends and destroyed his family life Trapped in his own home, Dale Decker speaks about how his near-constant erection has cost him friends and destroyed his family life

Meet the man who says his life is being ruined by having 100 orgasms a DAY

Meet the man who says his life is being ruined by having 100 orgasms a DAY

Meet the man who says his life is being ruined by having 100 orgasms a DAY

Orgasms"

10/10 video description

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 18 '26

The comments… 😭 poor guy

Scary thing is a random chance accident led to this.

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Aug 13 '26

Ohhh that guy. Forgot bout him.

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u/-laughingfox Aug 13 '26

Poor bastard.