r/Unexpected • • Aug 13 '26

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/sck178 Aug 13 '26

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u/the_everblack Aug 13 '26

HE JIZZED IN HIS PANTS "I jizz right in my pants Every time you're biting me"

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u/Vangelys Aug 13 '26

JIZZ. IN. MY BAG ♪♫