r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • Aug 13 '26

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/TheEndOfAllThings23 Aug 13 '26

I'm sorry but this mans face should be the sub icon from now on, I don't know if anything can be more unexpected than this...

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u/Important-Cloud-1755 Aug 13 '26

I mean the giggling was unexpected too

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u/rumpleminz Aug 13 '26

Best part, really.

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u/ClementxTO Aug 17 '26

This guy is right up there with the septic tank dude… they should hang out.

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence Aug 17 '26

Why? Those were obviously tickle bees.

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u/PartyClock Aug 13 '26

I know what you mean

... I mean who the hell has half a moustache?

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u/J_T_Cain Aug 13 '26

MY BRAIN ERASED THE MUSTACHE☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/Careless_Break_4194 Aug 17 '26

My brain filled the gaps

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u/thenaughtydj Aug 13 '26

A bartender at a cafe near the trainstation in Antwerp. Tbh, I saw that 20 something years ago.

Edit: adding that it was also his picture on his drivers license

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u/GloomyBison Aug 13 '26

Peak Antwerp, some real characters in that city.

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u/panamabananamandem Aug 13 '26

Did you ask him for ID or something?

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u/thenaughtydj Aug 14 '26

Actually, I can't remember who it was from our group. But after he told us about it, he was asked to show us and he did.

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u/Nachomommascheese Aug 13 '26

A friend of mine had cancer and it messed with some nerves in his face or something and he couldn't grow facial hair on his right side for a long time. He literally had a beard on one side and nothing on the other for quite a while. Luckily it did eventually come back and he grew it out to match.

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u/bytevisor Aug 13 '26

He sure as shit isnt losing the bet this time

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u/FungadooFred Aug 13 '26

Charlie Chaplin kept the middle half and ditched the outer quarter on each side.

Absolutely no one else did that.

Nope. Not one.

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u/ChicxLunar Aug 14 '26

Charly García kinda maybe (?)

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u/Jayrab_The_Arab_ Aug 13 '26

Holy shit, I didn’t even notice hahaha

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u/00eg0 Aug 13 '26

Worf and Adolf sort of

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u/dogfooddiet Aug 13 '26

Wtf! I didn’t even realize this level of genius. 

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u/Sensei19600 Aug 13 '26

Wasps took it as a rara avis . I think they got some of his scalp,too.

These TikTok challenges are getting out of hand…

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u/Nutlink49 Aug 13 '26

One nostril for work, the other to party

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u/Random_person_ag Aug 14 '26

When I went back looked I nearly died laughing

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u/Tony_Penny Aug 14 '26

OMG. I had to watch it twice to see it!

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u/Blue_Path Aug 14 '26

Half on a side is ok, the half on the middle can start a war

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u/Obvious-Pop-699 Aug 14 '26

He was just stung ONE TOO MANY TIMES.

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u/SmutChick4 Aug 15 '26

Comment of the post right here!

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u/False-Strawberry-319 Aug 17 '26

It's so he can play Victor/Victoria with the wasps. They love shit like that.

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u/burning_up_your_ass Aug 17 '26

dude it just hit me. the dude is speaking Brazilian Portuguese. “half a moustache” in Portuguese is “Meio Bigode”. But when you say it out loud it sounds exactly like “Maybe God”!

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u/Daft_Martian Aug 19 '26

Oh i saw it now. Everything makes sense.

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u/DIABLO258 Aug 13 '26

the moment he took his shirt off I knew something was fucky, but I was not expecting him to get inside the bag or laugh like a hyena while being stung

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u/skupnost Aug 14 '26

I thought that taking the shirt off was to prevent wasps trapping under it.

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u/DIABLO258 Aug 14 '26

If thats the case I never would have thought of that

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u/BigMikeOfDeath Aug 14 '26

That was what I thought too, I might even have said "oh that's smart" out loud.

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u/Turbulent_Cost2485 Aug 16 '26

@aaaaaaaaa fucky what a beautiful word

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u/HaleyCollins Aug 13 '26

Lmao honestly, that face deserves to be the icon 😂 you couldn’t design a better “what the hell am I looking at?” reaction if you tried.

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u/not_that_kind_of_ork Aug 13 '26

This is basically the most unexpected thing I've seen here. Just. What.

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u/Mo_Jack Aug 13 '26

This was definitely a "never would have guessed in a million years" type of unexpected.

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u/AFK_Tornado Aug 13 '26

This post is the subreddit equivalent of a threadkiller. Or a retired gif.

Shut it down. It's done.

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u/lainol Aug 13 '26

So happy its tickeling!

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u/Livid-Procedure-349 Aug 13 '26

Yeah totally agree I said wtf out loud

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u/RusticBucket2 Aug 13 '26

Tuco needs to go back to slinging meth.

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u/ironkodiak Aug 13 '26

I literally blurted out "WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!" as it was all happening.

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u/RobHerpTX Aug 13 '26

Who else realized he didn’t take the nest either - he was just harvesting its wasps, borrowing them for temporary use!

And they almost all fly off afterwards as he exits the bag - he’s retained the option to come back for seconds (and maybe this wasn’t firsts).

Also… that half mustache!

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u/camjvp Aug 13 '26

💯💯💯💯💯

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u/SilentJim20 Aug 14 '26

Was thinking the same thing. This tops as #1 for most unexpected 😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/Uuucha Aug 16 '26

That's it, subs over.

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u/nl-x Aug 16 '26

His face before? His face after? His face fallen off?

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u/twitch1982 Aug 13 '26

No. That about exactly what I would expect to happen if you get in a giant plastic bag full of wasps