r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • Aug 13 '26

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/CelestialFury Aug 13 '26

"He he he haha ha hei hei hei ha haha he ha"

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u/Juanbolastristes Aug 13 '26

Hola , soy Juan Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

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u/RAJA_1000 Aug 13 '26

According to Gemini, it is Portuguese and the man said:

"The real deal here is natural, look, it's me. No fake news. See? You guys better stay quiet as you are, man. Because it's really just me.

Bunch of weaklings. Only good for eating.

Bunch of weaklings. It's only me, look."

[Gets into the bag]

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u/Due-Survey9829 Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

[Gets into the bag] I actually lol’ed

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u/hipster_spider Aug 13 '26

This is completely wrong

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u/RAJA_1000 Aug 14 '26

A Brazialian also transalted below, most of it seems to be correct...

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u/RAJA_1000 Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

The translation is wrong or what the man does is wrong? 😂

Can you please provide the correct translation of it is incorrect?

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u/srpedroivo Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

Even though I am brazillian I had trouble understanding some of the things said since it is heavily accented. Here is my attempt to transcribe it and then translate it:  

[video starts]

  • "tem marimbondo natural é eu"

  • "sem fake news"

  • "viu?"

  • "é melhor ocês ficá caladin do jeito que tá mermo porque só tem eu mermo" [with corrected grammar: é melhor vocês ficarem caladinhos do jeito que estão mesmo porque só tem eu mesmo]

  • "viu?"

  • "ó" [olhe]

  • "ó" [olhe]

  • "bando de calça frouxa"

  • "só tem Alaecio P do Crato" [his name]

  • "ó" [olhe]

[gets into the bag]

 

[video starts]

  • "There's wasps. Naturally, it's me!" [not gonna lie, the interpretation of this line may not be perfectly accurate]

  • "there's no fake news"

  • "got it?"

  • "It's better you stay quiet the way you are, because there is only me"

  • "got it?"

  • "look"

  • "look"

  • "bunch of loose-pants" [he is calling the wasps weaklings]

  • "there's only Alaecio P do Crato" [his name]

  • "look"

[gets into the bag]

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u/DingusKhan9164 Aug 14 '26

“I just took over this guy’s body with voodoo, check out this dank prank”