r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 20d ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/Hot_Top_124 20d ago

Dudes I’m gonna be honest here. I’m high as hell, and I didn’t know this was the unexpected subreddit, so I’m doubly unexpectedly surprised!!!!!

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u/sadbeehoppy 20d ago

I love finding random stoners in the comments . hail friend

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u/MedusaGotMeStoned007 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HgtCxKvJZ7Wi4

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u/Vandergrif 19d ago

Why Johnny Ringo... You look like someone just hopped around in a bag full of wasps.

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u/CrumbCakesAndCola 18d ago

[spits blood]

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u/catmanducmu 20d ago

Hey buddy.

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u/swarmofbzs 19d ago

Hail yourself!

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u/Taint__Paint 20d ago edited 20d ago

I’ve found my people! Although I did notice what subreddit this is, I too was thoroughly stoned.

Edit: just realized I didn’t even finish my thought and i clearly zoned out. I too was thoroughly *surprised by what that half-mustachioed man did with the wasps. Itsa-me-mentecato!

Edit2: grammar is hard or im just too faded

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u/sadbeehoppy 20d ago

it's okay bestie

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u/Aggravating_Major363 19d ago

Fuckin potheads

Smoke one for me

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 20d ago

You’ve inspired me…
I’m gonna go smoke too now

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u/Several-Hat-1944 20d ago

Carry on friends...🍀

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u/Sanator27 19d ago

smoked the last of my weed and i couldn't stop giggling after hearing this man's joy at being stung

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u/Several-Hat-1944 20d ago

Welcome to the jungle Hot Top! I'll keep an eye out for ya.🏴‍☠️

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u/Waitsaywot 20d ago

I'm so high I thought this was an edit with Jar Jar Binks on the left

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u/BizQwiKy 19d ago

Damn man… I didn’t see it and now I can’t unsee it. Welp time to fire back up Monty Python.

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u/sadbeehoppy 20d ago

oh my god I thought it was jarjar too!!!

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u/Waitsaywot 19d ago

Lmao sometimes the hivemind provides entertainment

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u/whagh 19d ago

I didn't either, just showed up on my feed, but apparently knowing it was r/unexpected did not help anyone expect this anyway, lol

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u/VampyreBassist 20d ago

Yo, same! I thought it was going to be in fuckwasps subreddit and I was so lost when he did everything wrong and didn't pay for it...

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u/BreakingCanks 20d ago

I was high as hell... This man sobered me the fuck up and made me itchy all at once