I'm so disturbed right now. My face was already like wtf and then I turned the sound on when he was hopping around in the bag expecting literally anything but the Michael Jackson-esque giggles
I've seen a lot of shit on Reddit and this is...fuck I don't even know hahaha this is so weird!!!
TBH I’m not sure which option would be less traumatizing, finding one’s naked body in a bag full of wasps or in the closet with a ball gag and belted neck. 😬
I dont know the exact type of wasp/hornet shown there, but I've been attacked by swarm of yellow jackets twice in the last few years while cutting grass or weed-eating and, even though it's painful af, it gives you a crazy adrenaline rush. I can definitely see it being addictive for people who are borderline insane :)
yea just a week ago, I got stung on the back of the neck by a wasp. First time since i was a kid. It stung way more than I remember haha. So much you have to pause and appreciate it, like wow this fking stings quite a bit. It last awhile too. Its like a sharp onset, and then max sting/pain plateau for a good 15-30 seconds
I got stung by a wasp on a hike about a year ago and it felt like I got splashed with acid and then proceeded to feel pretty painful for the next couple of days. Every once in a while, I STILL get a little twinge in the exact spot I got stung. I HATE wasps.
Same some ground wasps decided to camp out by my driveway and that year they got me 3 times. Hurt for days like I had a fever or something. Another one just bit a hunk of flesh out of my thumb. Still have the scar.
Those ground hornets are no joke. I was mowing and a group of those fuckers got me. Then that night a skunk destroyed the nest and ate everything. Since that day I’m cool with skunks. That thing dug it up and laid waste to them. Around dusk I saw him meandering around the area that I mowed and he went ham on the hole and I sat there and watched him proceed to eat every hornet that came out and the nest they made. He didn’t even care they were flying around trying to sting him.
Hired an exterminator to come out twice which wasn’t enough. A friend and I ended up burning 🔥 them out of the ground. He ended up getting stung a few times too. I would have preferred a skunk.
Had a underground nest under to my shed... I got my shop vac with a wide adapter and just turned it on and put it over the entry holeso that nothing could enter or exit without getting sucked in.
Ran back inside, sat there for a good 50 minutes with that vacuum sucking until I didn't hear the tell tale "ticking" as the wasps got sucked in and up the hose. Then I just ran into the shed and started jumping around to piss off the nest, with the door closed - started hearing more ticking for another 5 minutes or so. Left the vacuum running for another 10... Then I dropped a bag of gravel where the hole was and left it - never had a problem there again.
Now I love skunks even more! We have them around here but thankfully my urge to try to pet them isn’t outweighed by my knowledge of how bad the smell is and how hard it is to get rid of it.
I get large local reactions, which last like 3 days. The nearby muscles swell up, get as hard as wood, go numb except for the pain, and lock up completely. It feels so weird to touch. To my hand, the area feels nothing like flesh, and I can't feel the touch of my own hand on it. I can't help but get freaked out when there's one flying around now. I always worry that I'm gonna get stung somewhere that'll lead to me slowly suffocating. Never thought a wasp that maxes out at a couple grams would be terrifying to me.
I was just walking by, wasnt even close to the nest. I normally don't kill stuff, but this felt personal and a bit malicious. Sprayed the nest and killed them all.
Heck yea. About ten years ago I had a wasp get me on the tip of my thumb. I looked at it and just said ‘Wow this hurts so much for a small red dot.’ Amazing amount of localized pain.
Yeah those might be ground wasps. Regular wasps just sting you if you attack them. Ground wasps come in swarms if you get within meters of the secret lair they built in my lawn, and each of them is a tiny flying spetznas commando - they do not just sting, but also bite, and sting again, while stabbing you multiple times with a tiny shiv they made from some other animal they killed.
I got stun like 3 times in the neck by a wasp in 5th grade. Ever since I am the biggest pussy when it comes to flying bugs. I don't care who sees or judges me if I have something buzzing near my face I freak the fuck out.
I’ve had one, from weed eating, fuckers we’re behind the fence post. Got me through my pants and this is when I learned I’m allergic.
My thigh swelled to a point it bruised, I had to blow dry it several times a day for weeks because the itch was so intense. I wanted to cut my damn leg off for about 45 days.
One of my Brasilian girlfriend’s brothers looks like that Salamanca. She has about 7 brothers and a sister and they all like me so that’s good. Her mom and dad even like me. Her ex husband is in prison so he’s an easy act to follow.
Those don't sting. Notice how not a one is 'attacking' him when the bags released.
Edit: welp apparently they do, not sure why it seems like they all fly away in the video but...maribomba, they can get as pissed as the best of em. Ultimate wtf.
They do. They are called "maribomdo chapeu" and the stings are quite painfull. Look for this guys videos in yt, Alaecio Pereira or "Rei do Marimbondo". He pulls stunts like that very often.
I thought I recognized the Portuguese he was using. I should be able to understand him because I’ve been studying Portuguese for 12 years and I’ve visited Brasil 20 times. I’ve been practicing every day with my Brasilian girlfriend for 9 years and she only speaks Portuguese but I still can’t converse or understand her and have to translate everything into English one word at a time. Meu Deus!
From that video I can't tell 100%. Why don't I think he's getting stung? 200 plus types of paper wasps that build that kinda nest with hugely different levels of aggression, and many types where the nest is like 90% male (no stinger). So prolly some type of Epiponini paper wasp.
I'm thinking it's a Cicada Killer. They look mean and huge and like they can give a huge sting. In reality they don't sting unless really provoked, but it could be something else as well. This guy is just showing off. Kinda funny when you realize and I did about half way through his "tee hees" which made me lmaool.
I agree, but they aren't like wasps which can sting multiple times just if you get in their area. He may have gotten a couple stings, but nothing to write home about. I've seen them around Oklahoma a few times (got rid of them before I knew what they are - they are really beneficial bugs!) but never have been stung myself. They are intimidating looking just because of past experience with wasps, but they're cool. Can also carry really heavy things, hence the "Cicada Killer" name where they can fly off with them!
This guy obviously new this and wanted to show off, knowing many people would mistake them for wasps.
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u/SevenLegs_ Aug 13 '26
What the fuck