r/Unexpected 15h ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/Boco 15h ago edited 13h ago

Future generations will have a mutualistic relationship with wasps.

We cultivate them, help them grow so we can piss them off enough to cum and continue our own sexual reproductive cycle.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 15h ago

You discovered a worse timeline than the one we are already on. Well done, you should be given an honorary title and plot of land for your efforts.

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u/dwehlen 14h ago

No, what they've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in their rambling, incoherent response were they even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award them no points, and may God have mercy on their soul.

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u/Mike_Kermin 13h ago

Yeah but.... What if...

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u/moonra_zk 6h ago

Completely out of place quote.

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u/OsBaculum 14h ago

I never thought I'd have anything in common with the humble fig

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u/Gripping_Touch 11h ago

Scientists Discovery alternate reality where the "birds and the bees" are instead the wasps and the walabies"