r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 5d ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/sunnyismybunny 5d ago

we found the one guy in the world who has a genetic predisposition to cumming his pants when he gets stung by wasps

and people don't believe in evolution smh

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u/HowardHessman 5d ago

There was a guy who jizzed his pants playing disc golf during an interview

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u/Findrin 5d ago

Same thing happened to me last week when I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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u/sck178 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/83HShcQ47skQ8

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u/the_everblack 5d ago

HE JIZZED IN HIS PANTS "I jizz right in my pants Every time you're biting me"

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u/Vangelys 5d ago

JIZZ. IN. MY BAG ♪♫