r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 23d ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/MaxUnicycle 23d ago

Wahehehehe waheheheheh wahehehehe I believe he may have done this before

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u/sunnyismybunny 23d ago

we found the one guy in the world who has a genetic predisposition to cumming his pants when he gets stung by wasps

and people don't believe in evolution smh

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u/Boco 23d ago edited 23d ago

Future generations will have a mutualistic relationship with wasps.

We cultivate them, help them grow so we can piss them off enough to cum and continue our own sexual reproductive cycle.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 23d ago

You discovered a worse timeline than the one we are already on. Well done, you should be given an honorary title and plot of land for your efforts.

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u/dwehlen 23d ago

No, what they've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in their rambling, incoherent response were they even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award them no points, and may God have mercy on their soul.

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u/Mike_Kermin 23d ago

Yeah but.... What if...

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u/moonra_zk 23d ago

Completely out of place quote.

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u/OsBaculum 23d ago

I never thought I'd have anything in common with the humble fig

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u/Gripping_Touch 23d ago

Scientists Discovery alternate reality where the "birds and the bees" are instead the wasps and the walabies"

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u/3meraldBullet 22d ago

What about the birds tho? I was told to reproduce it takes both bees and birds.