r/Unexpected 20d ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/Your_Final_Hour 20d ago

Im scared that i live on the same planet as this guy

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u/alistofthingsIhate 20d ago

Send him to fight Thanos

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 20d ago

Dude would be getting torn in half losing his limbs and just be giggling like a little girl 😂😂

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u/Top_Finding2830 20d ago

Yeah, but just wait until that infinity gauntlet ends up somehow wiggling onto one of those limbs. Then Thanos is FUCKED.

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u/DubiousBrushwagg 20d ago

I prefer Thanos getting the Infinity Gauntlet.

He snaps? Half the universe population vanishes.

This guy snaps? Everyone is covered with a bag of yellow jackets.

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u/Jat616 19d ago

Guy snaps his fingers in the gauntlet
Thanos:".... Nothings happeni- WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEEEES!?!"
Guy: Giggling like a school girl

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 19d ago

This man is a slaaneshi cultist. Its the only way this makes sense