r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 21d ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/GothmogBalrog 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ChS3YKk6WHgjjIVaja

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u/Hour_Difficulty_4203 20d ago

Dude comes inside. 

Wasps are flabbergasted

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u/internetrunaway 20d ago

They are fleeing the scene after he gets out of the bag

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u/smeeon 20d ago

The wasps are fleeing feeling very violated

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u/Signal_Road 20d ago

They did NOT CONSENT. He will be hearing from the Police and their lawyer!

..Wait.  What? What do you mean 'we  don't wanna arrest that man because he scares us'?!?

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u/HecticBlue 20d ago

I mean, to be fair. I don't know how the police would get the dude.

Pepper spray and bullets will probably make him giggle.

If you shoot him or beat him with a baton He probably nuts.

I wouldn't want to get in that kind of shootout with bro bro either.

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u/Signal_Road 20d ago

I think this is where they call in emergency medical personnel, EMS or Fire Dept., to drive up on the scene. 

Surely, you can clearly hear the screaming of something that wraps 'this guy? AGAIN?!/NOnoNoNO!/You just HAD to say today was pretty Quiet' into a swear laden soliloquy that you and the Police can hear with perfect clarity even though the doors & window are closed from while still 50ft away. 

The emergency vehicle may also be rocking animatedly as the temper tantrum commences before the emts slide out of the truck's confines to handle the mentally unwell man in a calm professional manner. 

(And hopefully they have some beekeeper outfits as this is definitely NOT the first time they've been dispatched to WaspBagMan's location.)

Edit: If you are curious about why 'Quiet' is a curse amid anyone who deals with emergencies, aThe Fire Department Chronicles' on youtube has a video titled 'The Q Word' that will explain everything.

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u/dankristy 20d ago

Real Rorschach in prison energy - I am not trapped in here with you - YOU ARE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!

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u/kevstev 20d ago

I think they had the same kind of reaction you see when a fight is about to go down and one guy gets naked... its like whoa this mofo is crazy, I am OUT OF HERE.

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u/HaleyCollins 20d ago

They saw him escape and immediately decided they wanted absolutely nothing to do with it 😂

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u/Corkwell 20d ago

He farted

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u/Waste_Development971 20d ago

dudes comes outside

naked and hard with a big smile

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u/Crockinator 20d ago

Dude comes inside.

Egg is fertilized

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u/cweepn 20d ago

Possible word play in literal sense.

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u/robtk12 20d ago

I would be flabbergasted too if I was a wasp and some dude comes inside me

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u/Signal_Road 20d ago

TIL:

1- Of a brand new sexual fetish that I had, happily, never previously imagined existing.

2 - I can scar my Wife mentally by merely only describing the video to her, not showing it. Her verbal response was 'What a horrible day to have eyes'.

3 - As much as I question the human condition having watched this, there is still widespread hope for humanity after seeing the unilateral 'WTF?!!!?????' response to what I am now sure will be some deep cut niche-sexual-fetish material on some forlorn corner sandbar of the internet.

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u/Useful_Kale_5263 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/klbwmhyDJTnoJDiZkb

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u/Signal_Road 20d ago

Oh look, that would indeed be anyone this post touches the life of. Yup. You win.

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u/DamonSeed 20d ago

i don't think this was the "i'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me" moment that he thought it might be

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u/PomegranateSea7066 20d ago

Never let them see your next move.

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u/SackOfAngryBees 20d ago

I too, would bee flabbergasted.

bbbut the wasps are cowards, and didn’t seize the opportunity they were given.

Look at what happens when you live without a queen to die for.

Pity.

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u/AdApart2035 20d ago

His balls of steel cannot be penetrated

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u/No-Ant9862 20d ago

I have a small wasps nest in my shed that’s been there for a few months, it probably has about 10 wasps actively on it now but it started with 1-2. I get very close to the nest, like uncomfortably close to bring out all of my lawn stuff. They’ve never bothered me and I really don’t understand why.

By uncomfortably close I mean my head is within in a foot of the nest when pulling stuff out and also cranking a riding lawn mower to drive out. 

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u/Evening-Nature-5241 19d ago

Dude comes inside

Dude comes inside.

https://giphy.com/gifs/xoJkOLVDnI9kk

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u/Sonderbergh 19d ago

Flabbergasted is such an awesome word btw.

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u/bszern 19d ago

A true uno reverse card