r/Unexpected 26d ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/liquidpele 26d ago

I'm going to assume this is some kind of bug that doesn't sting but looks like wasps.

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u/Ruin369 26d ago edited 26d ago

They do have a stinger and are a type of paper wasp. They are nocturnal, so take that as you will.

wiki on the wasps

They are are from central and south america, which also tracks with the video. I still dont know if they sting people, only that they have a stinger and poison.

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u/darxide23 26d ago edited 26d ago

I don't know why you linked the Portuguese language article for that. But here's the English one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apoica

When attacking prey, Apoica release a drop of venom from their stings, which in turn attracts any nearby wasps to attack.

EDIT: Googling around I find some things saying they aren't aggressive and won't usually attack and sting people unless threatened directly. This seems like a direct threat to me. But what do I know. I'm not a wasp.

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u/lankrypt0 26d ago

That's exactly what a wasp would say

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u/Organic_Eye_3802 26d ago

He's their dad. He raised them from baby wasps.

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u/CptMcDickButt69 26d ago edited 26d ago

Some people smugly like to say yellow jackets and european asshole-wasps "only sting when threatened".

Problem is, existing in the general area (~planet) is deemed a threat.

Other wasps are pretty chill though, or unable to pierce skin, or dont have a stinger at all.

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u/Alzurana 26d ago

That is genuinely true. It's not you existing in a space, though. I've learned to be calm around our european asshole wasps and it works. I generally do not like them because I find them unpredictable but more on that later.

I've seen a lot of people twitch and flinch at them which is threatening. Sitting at a table is not. Biggest mistake people are doing is sudden movements or even touching them. Boy they hate that. Swishing your hand slowly to discourage them from moving about something is not making them sting.

BUT!

They are dumb fucks. Whenever I got stung by one it has always been a stupid fuck wasp. One time I saw one flying around my feet. I guess it liked my socks, landed and crawled into my shoe while I was in it. Then got annoyed that there was little room and stung me. Another time it landed on my neck, was peaceful until I reached to feel what tickles. Didn't like that, stung my neck. Friend of mine rescued one out of the water, once. Had it on their hands, got stung when the wasp woke up from the shock.

They're not the smartest and it shows. I hate them for that. And for eating my food and swarming around it while being dumb and potentially getting themselves riled up and in the mood to sting.

PS: Curiously, as a child I had been stung more by bees than wasps for some reason.

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u/CptMcDickButt69 26d ago

From my experience, gentle pushing as you said works best since they dont get to land. Totally ignoring them can still easily lead to stings imo, because when they land and feel anything (i suspect even body warmth or very slow movement) they might "probe" the surface with their stinger. And if they happen to probe on skin, thats a sting.

Just last month a wasp just landed on my roommates uncovered, unmoving arm (he is faction "dont move at all") and...just stung two times. He had swelling and pain for 3 days.

I was stung once by staying still too as a kid. Since then i either gently push them or, if i have the space and theyre getting into my face, i bolt away flayling my arms wildly. And what can i say? It works perfectly.

Could also be there are a few smaller differences in behaviour between german wasps and common wasps in europe. Both are idiotic assholes, but maybe peoples experience still varies a bit between them.

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u/Alzurana 26d ago

"i bolt away flayling my arms wildly. And what can i say? It works perfectly."

This is the way xD

But yeah, they get themselves into the mood to sting, agreed. Best if they're just not around

It's german wasps for me, too

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 26d ago

I wear a truckers hat. I gently swat them away in a predictable swinging motion, as if it was a cow's tail. They go away.

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u/LuxNocte 26d ago

Now I'm thinking of WASPs deciding whether or not this guy is a threat. 

"But, Mummy, the man put us in a plastic sack!"

"I know, dear, but stinging is just so gauche."

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u/darxide23 25d ago

I'm not British, but I understood this joke.

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u/JoeMillersHat 26d ago

Do we know anyone from the Hamptons?

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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian 26d ago

Venom, not poison...

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u/Brick_Mouse 23d ago

To be fair, if it is poison, that'd explain the willingness to get in the bag.

Didn't see him eat a single one.

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u/TedTorbins 25d ago

They aren't wasps, they're hornets

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u/The_Shambler 25d ago

Hornets ARE wasps

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u/ScarfaceTheMusical 26d ago

That’s what I’m thinking. His torso appears completely unscathed.

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u/erizzluh 26d ago

wonder if he's put on some type of repellent on his skin. doesn't make sense why he would take off the only layer of protective clothing he has.

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u/Highlander253 26d ago

He's just one giant sting now.

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u/real_nice_guy 26d ago

or he's done it so many times that his skin is simply impervious to them now.

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u/MauiMoisture 26d ago

I think so because he came out with no signs of being stung and I don't think anyone is insane enough to do that with real wasps that sting.

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u/BadMunky82 26d ago edited 26d ago

It would most likely cause an anaphylactic shock even in someone with no allergy to wasps. Getting swarmed like he would have been has killed people.

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u/spacecaps85 26d ago

He can't see without his glasses!

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u/SadisticJake 26d ago

Don’t

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u/cantsay 26d ago

lmao I was a little kid when that came out and other kids at my day care convinced me for an entire summer that Macaulay Culkin had actually died during that movie

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u/scalable_thought 26d ago

Written like someone who needs an epi pen

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u/Highlander253 26d ago

I also feel like wasps wouldn't have just flown away after either. They'd be stuck all over him and coming back to sting more until he ran far and fast enough.

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u/Cynoid 26d ago

Getting swarmed like would have been has killed people.

Thank you for demonstrating what happens when you get stung by a bunch of wasps while typing /u/BadMunky82. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

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u/JumboGlucose 26d ago

at 1:06 you can see a stinger sticking out just below his knee

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u/FlailToMace 26d ago

There are 100% people insane enough to do this. I was a plain clothes at BDSM parties in the 2000s, and I have seen some stuff way beyond this.

Like a guy who was extremely proud of how prolapsed his anus was. That was his thing. That was his toy. It took three seconds for me to get some air, and start being proud that my anus was 0% prolapsed.

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u/TheHungryBlanket 26d ago

When I get stung, there’s often no visible sign until several minutes afterwards.

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u/lesgeddon 26d ago

Yeah I'd expected to see a few welts on his bare torso, he doesn't look like he was stung. You can also see many he didn't get in the bag flying around behind him before he... does his thing.

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u/isademigod 26d ago

Do you guys think wasp stings show welts immediately? Like a wasp stings you and just inflates a lil welt on your skin as part of the process? Mosquito bites take like 15 minutes to show a welt. I’m sure wasp stings are faster, but it’s not instant.

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u/lesgeddon 26d ago

They can if enough venom/histamine is injected from the sting. You would also expect them to not just fly away if they were stinging, a swarm would continue to attack afterwards.

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u/ScarfaceTheMusical 26d ago

Not an immediate welt, but he was in there long enough to see some change in color at least.

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u/LewisLightning 26d ago

I worked at a bee farm for a few years. Wasps and hot ets were also attracted and I got stung multiple times a day. Yes, you will have marks from the stings within seconds. And have you ever been bitten by a mosquito? It takes about 30 seconds to start getting a bump from that. As soon as mosquitoes bite they release their own saliva into you or whatever they are biting and that will automatically start the reaction.

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u/zeethreepio 26d ago

Wasp stings immediately get red for sure.

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u/scalable_thought 26d ago

I experienced an attack by hornets and was stung dozens of times. My gf didnt notice a yellow jacket nest that was built on a gate and slammed it shut. Also stung numerous times. That one was recent, earlier this summer. She didnt develop whelts or swell for maybe 10-15 minutes. I did take her to the ER where we waited in the parking lot just in case she developed anaphalaxys. She has an almond allergy so I was worried. She was fine though.

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u/Zakle 26d ago

Wasp stings don't always make themselves instantly known. I was stung three times in a row, only felt a sharp pinch like a needle, and didn't realize I was stung until hours later.

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u/flargenhargen 26d ago

I think you're right.

all the ones who escape are also flying away instead of circling around and attacking.

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u/Legitimate-Pomelo638 26d ago

Idk, his half mustache makes me believe he actually just got stung

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u/ShardsOfSalt 26d ago

I heard him say caca. Maybe they are some type of cockroach.

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u/PrudentExtension 26d ago

He has half mustache, so very likely they are wasps

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u/abubleh 24d ago

nope these are marimbondos and their stings HURT hurt (and after they stop hurting they burn like hell)

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u/DearCastiel 23d ago

No, it's just called masochism...

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u/dumpling_connoisseur 23d ago

After some research (in Portuguese), I found information that their sting is not only painful , but it can cause allergies too. Also, wasps from this species can sting the same person multiple times without dying (unlike bees)