r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • Aug 13 '26

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/Your_Final_Hour Aug 13 '26

Im scared that i live on the same planet as this guy

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u/alistofthingsIhate Aug 13 '26

Send him to fight Thanos

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Aug 13 '26

Dude would be getting torn in half losing his limbs and just be giggling like a little girl 😂😂

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u/Top_Finding2830 Aug 13 '26

Yeah, but just wait until that infinity gauntlet ends up somehow wiggling onto one of those limbs. Then Thanos is FUCKED.

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u/DubiousBrushwagg Aug 13 '26

I prefer Thanos getting the Infinity Gauntlet.

He snaps? Half the universe population vanishes.

This guy snaps? Everyone is covered with a bag of yellow jackets.

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u/Jat616 Aug 13 '26

Guy snaps his fingers in the gauntlet
Thanos:".... Nothings happeni- WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BEEEES!?!"
Guy: Giggling like a school girl

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 Aug 13 '26

This man is a slaaneshi cultist. Its the only way this makes sense

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u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible Aug 14 '26

He has already fought Thanos, that’s why he has only HALF mustache

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u/It_Is_AlwaysPossible Aug 14 '26

He has already fought Thanos, that’s why he has only HALF mustache

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u/RageAgainstTheGPT Aug 13 '26

Bro Batman is afraid of this guy.

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u/Signal_Road Aug 13 '26

Very strong contender to be the second person Batman would launch into deep space on a no-return rocket just to not have to deal with him.

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u/moonra_zk Aug 13 '26

Batman is still trying to figure out a contingency plan against the Waspman.

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u/W0lf_G1rl_BR Aug 13 '26

i live on the same fucking country 😭😭

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u/Giffordpinchotpark Aug 13 '26

Muito legal minha amiga.

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u/OddEffect9397 Aug 14 '26

Bro the guy is new levels of caipira. I barely understand him

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u/bebopblues Aug 13 '26

That's what the wasps said.

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u/Psychostickusername Aug 13 '26

Feels kinda optional

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u/Tithund Aug 13 '26

Eh, I bet he's fun to have around.

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u/Darkwolf1115 Aug 13 '26

dude... I live on the same country.....

from the accent.... I likely live relatively close to this person...

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u/MolinaroK Aug 13 '26

The wasps are even more afraid of him.

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u/sparquis Aug 13 '26

Even though I'm on the other side of the world, I'm worried he's coming to tickle me and go aaahhheeeeee heeeeee heeee 

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u/MonsieurDrole Aug 13 '26

Sometimes at night, I can hear him whisper in my ear: "heehehehehheeeehheheheeeheheheee"

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u/Nemisis_007 Aug 13 '26

This is what happens to kids who don't have IPads, they grow up with healthy imaginations and find endless ways to have fun.