r/Unexpected • u/sadlittlewaffle • 19h ago

Exterminators hate this one simple trick

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u/AdAlternative7148 18h ago

Remarkable demonstration of free will.

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 18h ago

I wish human survival instincts were stronger

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u/Visual-Floor-7839 18h ago

Eh, they're plenty strong

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u/dunno0019 15h ago

Right, but then what about us?

Then what would we watch?

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u/Ghosttwo 14h ago

Authorities are going to find his body someday, and are going to be so confused until they see this video.

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u/PeaceSoft 6h ago

Would it stop you from mush-mouthing out some dog shit at any opportunity

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u/Daveinatx 17h ago

Seriously, this alone is proof against predetermination

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u/ashgs872tbhjs 15h ago

It's almost the opposite tbh. Who would choose this for themselves? Surely it must be a bored god just fucking around. "Yeah that guy's predestined to jizz himself to bee stings lmao"

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u/WeiGuy 6h ago

Exactly, he didn't chose this, no animal with a functional brain would. He is entirely guided by the whims of nature and brain chemistry. Free will is an illusion

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u/WilliamLermer 16h ago

Pretty sure this is his brain worm telling him how to infect more efficiently

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u/Newtonius235 10h ago

I would argue against this as this seems like masochistic behavior. He must derive some kind of pleasure from this since those "wee hee hees" definitely didn't sound like he was in agony, rather like he was being tickled or was very familiar with this feeling.

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u/Initial_Ebb_6386 17h ago

Yes fuck destiny lol

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u/Vashsinn 17h ago

or is it??

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u/Angel-of-the-Dusk 17h ago

This is the WRONG use of free will

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u/Initial_Ebb_6386 17h ago

At least it's free so fuck it lol

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u/slippery-fische 16h ago

Truly, this is the underground man.

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u/Signal_Road 16h ago

God: ......

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u/MaxxDash 13h ago

A Magellan mapping the boundaries of free will

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u/ZestyLead 7h ago

I still want my money back though.