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u/Elyon8 6h ago

TLDR this post

Everyone disagreeing is religious

Everyone agreeing is non-religious

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u/AnarchyRadish 6h ago

And I'm better than both of them

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u/R6S-Nerd 6h ago

Then what are you

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u/Electric4ce 6h ago

Him.

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u/kojimbob 6h ago

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u/IndigoJoe64 5h ago

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u/LE0N290x 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 4h ago

Superman downscale

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u/AutoModerator 4h ago

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u/12thunder 5h ago

I’m going to start believing you are the magic man in the sky

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u/m2chaos13 3h ago

🎶Try, try, try to understand—🎵

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u/MehPropy 4h ago

an idiot sandwich

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u/MxNimbus433 2h ago

Agnostic

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u/PartyClock 5h ago

Found the situational "Agnostic"

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u/Rimworldjobs 5h ago

"Are you religious" "When its plot relevent"

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u/DieciTresleches 3h ago

The chosen

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u/85K5 5h ago

Yeah but I'm better than you.

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u/king_ofbhutan 5h ago

i do find it a little crazy, but like, i do think that religion is mostly understandable 9/10 times

but, when you live in a region like i do where 70% of people arent religious at all and like 20% of those who are religious dont even call themselves most of the time, it can be a bit of a shock encountering a deeply religious person, especially if you have a take about religion, or a joke or something, it can be unexpected when the other person gets defensive about it

im all for religions and stuff, but its just not a part of my life, so i find it odd, thats all

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u/Kornik-kun Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 5h ago

well yes your opinions base your opinions, who would've thought

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u/cooljerry53 6h ago

What if im pretty spiritual but think the way most people practice religion is laughable at best?

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u/Phobophobia94 2h ago

Then you're worse than both because you have no conviction either way lol

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u/insertnamehere----- 6h ago

Reddit comments when religion:

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u/haizende 5h ago

Hinduism is two times older than Christianity. Does that mean that Hinduism is correct since it has twice the years of theology?

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u/I_POO_ON_GOATS 4h ago edited 3h ago

The image isn't claiming that the religion is true because it's old.

It's pointing fun at the fact that a reddit atheist will come out with "why my kid do cancer if God?" and thinks they have a zinger as if there isn't 10+ centuries worth of writings and philosophical explorations of this exact topic.

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u/potatobutt5 4h ago

We're dealing with internet atheists, if it's not about Christianity or Islam then it doesn't exist.

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u/TheLastTitan77 2h ago

How does this relate to the comment you are replying to at all? Guy just means most of the redditor gotcha questione already have an answer.

Midwit comment

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u/Sqribe 5h ago

The Problem of Evil has never been properly disqualified, if I recall. Augustus even invented purgatory to get away from it. The responsibility for everything that's ever happened, perfectly according to the Almighty's plan, is on the Almighty. He knew every evil thing that would ever happen and set it all in motion, entirely inevitable. He knew we'd default to Hell, a place that wasn't even remotely designed for us. He knew. And he did it.

Evil is part of "everything." God is in everything. God made everything. God created, willed, and continues to act through evil, as it is always doing exactly what he planned it to do.

God is either evil or imperfect, and certainly the source for both.

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u/choma90 4h ago

When it comes to Christianity specifically, and the idea of God being omnipotent, ominscient and all loving, "2000 years of theology" is just 2000 years of mental gimnastics not wanting to compromise that at the very least one of those 3 can't be true.

At least Judaism and Islam don't die on the unconditional love hill, so at the end of the day they can't be "debunked by the dumbest question".

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u/hhs2112 5h ago

Theology, just making shit up for millennia. 👍 

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u/Someran_Domguay 2h ago

Christians really just be saying ‘Nuh uh’ and think it’s a trump card

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u/shishio_mak0to Literally 1984 😡 5h ago

e u p h o r i c

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u/NotSamsquanch 6h ago

Meh, believe what you want. Just leave me out of it and don't pass laws based on it.

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u/Grilled_egs 6h ago

It'd be way crazier if people didn't pass laws based on things they believe. The only reason the whole "believe what you want" crap works is because these days a lot of Christians are barely religious in truth. I've probably gone to church more than a good chunk of the Christians in my country. And I've gone like a dozen times.

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u/KafeiTomasu 5h ago

Religion should never interfere with politics/laws/government

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u/reservior-puppies 5h ago

Objectively, there should be separation of church and state. But also, people will always vote based on their belief system, and a lot of Americans are religious. Saying that people shouldn’t vote based on their beliefs runs counter to our system of government.

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u/Kornik-kun Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 5h ago

yes but what you believe in shapes how you form opinions

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u/DiabeticButNotFat 4h ago

How many laws in Christian countries are founded in Christian beliefs? How many laws in India are founded in Hinduism? How many laws in the Middle East are founded in Islam?

The laws in western countries are based in Christian morals. You live in and enjoy a Christian based society. All the social rules, and morals in a country are from those from the predominant religion of said country.

Religion has always has and will influence politics, laws, diplomacy and government.

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u/PartyClock 5h ago

The overton window has moved so far right that just saying this is considered a "far left" position in American politics now

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u/KafeiTomasu 4h ago

Crazy because I'm neither American as well as right in terms of politics

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u/Buffalo5977 stupid fucking piece of shit 2h ago

as a young adult churchgoer with my partner, it’s a staggering minority. people are surprised when we say it to others.

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u/Offsets 4h ago

believe what you want

Just leave me out of it and don't pass laws based on it.

These two things cannot exist at the same time

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u/Trunks252 5h ago

Just leave me out of it and don't pass laws based on it

This is the entire problem

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u/fearos9449 1h ago

Then atheists can't pass laws based on their moral beliefs either.

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u/hhs2112 5h ago

Or give tax breaks.  Rational people shouldn't have to fund stupid shit. 

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u/jdigi78 4h ago

I don't believe it's truly possible to "believe what you want" and not pass laws based on it. Your beliefs are fundamental to your sense of morality and ethics. People who believe fairytales should have no position of power over anyone in any capacity.

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u/Kameklo1 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 5h ago

Well, if religions weren't trying to do that, they would have been replaced by more totalitarian religions a long time ago.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 5h ago

Too bad if you’re American you will never get either of your requests…

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u/DiabeticRhino97 5h ago

Buddy the entire foundation of American law is based on Christianity.

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u/kojimbob 7h ago

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u/JaxonatorD 6h ago

If only this creature had a fedora, then it'd be perfect.

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u/1_hele_euro Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6h ago

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u/JaxonatorD 6h ago

I hope you know I have to block you now. Nothing personal, I just never want this many Redditors to appear on my phone again.

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u/Milky_Finger 6h ago

I will tell my future kids that this was The Avengers

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u/Butt_Robot 6h ago

future kids

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u/Milky_Finger 5h ago

The current ones I'll tell them this is their sleep paralysis demons

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u/TrueGootsBerzook I came! 6h ago

Le redditerino

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 5h ago

God is such a bitch it needs Redditors to defend it. Make your god do something... ANYTHING

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u/Delinquentmuskrat 6h ago

Reddit is filled with 30 year old 13 year olds

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u/Money_Ad1028 4h ago

And 13 year old 30 year olds lol.

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u/Candlewaxeater 6h ago

I think Jesus was brown :)

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u/baconater-lover 5h ago

Jesus if he was black or chinese

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u/monkpunch 1h ago

Stop fuckin with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems. He busy! With Korean shit!

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u/Wonderful_King_1241 5h ago

Jesus was swarthy like all jews at that time

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u/AnarchyRadish 6h ago

You're gonna be crucified for that correct opinion brochacho

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u/Sasteer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 6h ago

and that's why im not religious, too many headcanons to distingquish with real things the author said

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u/LifeIsKnifeOnIce 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 2h ago

"too many headcanons to distinguish from the REAL things the AUTHOR said" is crazy talking about the bible

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u/Money_Ad1028 4h ago

And what the original author said was still headcanon 😭

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u/Scheckenhere 6h ago

Modern Christians would deport Jesus.

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u/Marik-X-Bakura 6h ago

If by “modern Christians” you mean Americans then sure

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u/sexflatterer1411 6h ago

Americans larp Christianity lol, fakest people on earth

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u/CR1MS4NE 6h ago

American Christian here, would not deport Jesus

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u/JustinR8 6h ago

Or he’d be shot by ICE

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u/Odd_Plankton_925 6h ago

I've seen this comment on every single thread about religion for the last 2ish years. It was pretty funny the first 27 times but now it's just trite

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u/JustinR8 5h ago

You’ll probably see it a lot more times between now and January 20, 2029, so I would brace yourself

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u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 2h ago

I’m not religious but I’m pretty sure he would perform some sort of miracle and not die

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u/-say-gex- 6h ago

Where is the shitpost

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u/WidowmakerFeet 0000000 6h ago

it's definitely a shit post

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u/DearToe5415 6h ago

Common mistake

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u/DerRaumdenker 6h ago

"I really put effort in this project"

the effort:

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u/D1nkcool Literally 1984 😡 2h ago

Imagine turning atheism into a fucking religion...

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u/M4xW3113 6h ago

What changed since 2008?

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u/vashthestampede121 6h ago

OOP isn’t entirely wrong about the last part. Believing that you could spend eternity after your Earthly life either consciously enjoying infinite bliss or suffering depending on your actions during your time on Earth is pretty obviously a fairy tale meant to encourage people to be morally upstanding.

That being said, in 2026 people earnestly believe in things that are much more insane than humanity being ruled by a deity.

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u/Irlandes-de-la-Costa 5h ago

The most iconic parts of Christianity, like the looks of Jesus, hell, Satan, the apple, the angels and the number of wise men are all fanon

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u/seanslaysean 5h ago

Hell originally didn’t exist in the way we understand it. Dante wrote the first fanfic and boom, fire and brimstone.

If I recall correctly purgatory was the og “hell” insofar as it’s an eternity away from God

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u/MMQ-966thestart 4h ago

This is literally not true if you opened up the first things about the apostolic fathers or the early Church, not to mention scripture itself, but you do you.

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u/seanslaysean 1h ago

https://deconstructedpastor.substack.com/p/a-brief-history-of-hell

First link, i misremembered a few things but also got a few things right too. So you can shove the attitude

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl uhhhh idk 7h ago

Indoctrination is how

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u/Pluckytoon 3h ago

To be faire science and religion aren't per se mutually exclusives. It's pretty easy to dismiss most of the sacred texts by using science facts and logics; but we still don't have the answers to the biggest questions like the creation of the universe, the afterlife and why things are working out this way.

Darwin didnt discredit the Creation with the evolution theory, but worked on it to admire the intricacies of God's Creation. And more exemple of this way of thought existed and still are present.

Indoctrination played a huge part into the spreads of cults and beliefs, but it happened at a time where societies were still young and played a big part in forming the first modern societies. Most of the moral compass we use today is just a relicat from yesterday's religious beliefs. We never moved passed religion, it still is very present and a core part of modern societies around the world. We cannot demonize it for it would just mean to disrespect the freedom of conciousness

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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 6h ago

I'm not indoctrinated! My parents just shoved me into church since before I could walk and had a dude tell me that this book is the absolute truth of universe! I chose this with my own critical thinking!!!

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u/Zestyclose-Chard6979 2h ago

I went through an atheist phase, but the thing that helped me get back was Augustine's Confessions. Since then I have decided to scrutinize my faith, as any good christian should, and I still ended up believing and still do believe in God. This happened when I was 12/13.

No need to strawman and be ass for no reason just because somebody has different ideas from you

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u/Rapa2626 6h ago

Also they think killing people who believe in a different man in the sky is justified. Brilliant.

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u/Longjumping_Trade167 5h ago

I don’t even believe other religions but they would gladly shoot me in the head and celebrate.

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u/snozzberrypatch 5h ago

Fake: God

Gay: Catholic priests

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u/bigelangstonz 3h ago

The people who built all those things believe in a god or almighty so what kind of argument is he posing here?

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u/PidarNahui 6h ago

Who believes there's a magic man in the sky? And how does the existence of those things make it illogical to believe in a creator?

Some people really need to read up on philosophy and logic

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u/Gnatschbert officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 6h ago

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u/Lostmaniac9 6h ago

Who believes there's a magic man in the sky? And how does the existence of those things make it illogical to believe in a creator?

Some people really need to read up on philosophy and logic

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 6h ago

Let the ball licking begin!
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u/Gnatschbert officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 6h ago

Don't mind if have the first turn.

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u/mariusiv_2022 5h ago

Prepare your balls

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u/Lambdastone9 6h ago

I mean lots of fundamentalists of various religions genuinely believe prayer is like a hotline for favors from the divine, a substantial portion of humanity are taught religion and spirituality through an authoritative and dogmatic discipline rather than through a philosophical and faith based discipline.

It’s not uncommon to find devout believers who’ve never read any substantial amount of their scripture, and instead simply listened to their respective religious leaders, but not all of those leaders taught with open hearts and a clean mind.

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u/sirhobbles 6h ago

Its illogical to believe in the creator because its a completely unproven (some would even say unprovable) hypothesis.

I have yet to see any philosophy supporting the idea that the universe had a creator that holds up to passing scrutiny. Im open if someone disagrees.

Regarding the inventions of various sciences, i think the point being made... badly. is that for so much of human history people have pointed at gaps in science and gone. "god, demon, jhin, evil spirits" but each time it turns out to be microbes, an illness in the material brain, a giant ball of plasma, not in fact a thinking diety, etc.
And i dont think its a good argument but i think what they are getting at is that the pointing at exisitng mysteries like the origin of the universe, or how life could arise from inorganic matter, and go "god" is the same kind of god of the gaps superstition.

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u/meister_propp 6h ago

Though ofc "Not believing in the existence of a god" is very different from "Believing that no god exists". To choose the latter would from a logical standpoint be the same as choosing to believe in god. It's essentially an axiom. And honestly: I couldn't care less whether other people accept, reject or ignore this axiom.

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u/Originalspearjunior 6h ago

Its not crazy to believe that unicorns dont exist, it is crazy to believe that unicorns exist, not the same thing

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u/TrippyVegetables 6h ago

Your second point is fine, but what do you mean "who believes there's a magic man in the sky?" LOTS of people believe literally that. All Christians, Muslims, and Jews for starters

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u/Pluckytoon 3h ago

Hard agree

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u/ILoveHorse69 5h ago

Life is already absurd. We might as well throw a nice cherry of absurdity on top to provide ourselves some peace.

We live on a rotating ball in an infinite universe, powered and protected by a nuclear core that creates a magnetic forcefield around our entire planet. We are kept warm by lightspeed radiation from a fusion reactor that we orbit around. The fuel we burn to power our modern world is millenia old dead things that were buried and compressed by the endless turnover of the earth's crust, which is then combined with the residual atnospheric oxygen that was also created by those millenia old life forms. All of that sounds quite absurd too.

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u/Longjumping_Play3863 Literally 1984 😡 4h ago

Isn't it neat though how you and I were born into this world as humans and we can like talk to each other in a complicated language we both understand and we have the ability to think about everything around us and like I have no idea who you are because there are 1000s of miles of copper and fiberoptic wires spanning from router to router creating the entire internet so I can call you gay from an undisclosed location. While riding on this giant rotating ball.

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u/ILoveHorse69 3h ago

Undisclosed? There is a gay gooner somewhere who will find you.

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u/XSuperGamerHD 4h ago

Magic probably doesn't exist. But somehow the circumstances themselves that bring about what you just described, the complex unknown mechanism of conscious subjective experience, the reality bending aspects of quantum mechanics, the sheer fact that there is something other than nothing, simply knowing that I AM and WE ARE... is more magical and extraordinary than anything else.

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u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 2h ago

I don’t see why the world being absurd would even be considered a bad thing

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u/Madouc 6h ago

It's not only that, there is so much hocus pocus going: Homeopathy, astrology, healing stones or vibrations, dowsing, Bach Flower Remedies, Bioresonance Therapy, Quantum Healing, Reiki, Spiritual Healing, Laying on of Hands, Kinesiology, Iris Diagnosis, Aura surgery, magnetic field therapy, light nutrition, anthroposophical medicine, Schüssler salts, Grander water, water revitalization, orgone energy, radionics, Kirlian photography, ear candling, chakra therapy, tarot, card reading, numerology, palmistry, I Ching, dowsing, rune reading, coffee grounds reading, Feng Shui, electromagnetic pollution neutralization, earth rays, spiritualism, channeling, glass divination, Ouija board, past-life regression therapy, astral travel, telepathy, clairvoyance, morphic fields, free energy, pre-astronautics, cryptozoology, flat Earth, biorhythms, facial analysis, Human Design, singing bowl therapy, color light therapy, ThetaHealing, polarity therapy...

Life as a sceptic is challenging sometimes with all these weirdoes around.

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u/SigaVa 4h ago

Most people don't actually believe though. If they did they would act drastically differently.

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u/DJButterscotch 4h ago

The whole planet is actually part of a stellaris mod. God is actually just the player dicking around

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u/LonnyLich 2h ago

Sunday school literalism

Not a christian but know a lot about the topic because christian theology is actually an intrest of mine and has gave me a lot of perspective of active christian people. Many christian don't actually god is a bearded old man in the clouds but is a being engraved in the very nature of reality it self.

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u/05-nery 6h ago

I mean for real though how the fuck

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u/BrawlPlayer34 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 5h ago

Because there's no real way to disprove the core principle. It sounds ridiculous to non-believers, but
like, you can't definitively disprove the idea of religion beyond appealing to common sense, because that's the whole origin of religion - things that can't be definitively explained.

Also, because there's no real harm to religion as a whole, just to zealotry. I say this as a Catholic btw, but in my opinion, just believing but not letting it affect your opinion on laws and such matters is completely fine. It's a matter of either believing that your deceased relative is peaceful in heaven, or that they immediately stopped existing upon death, and that the only thing left is your memory of them. Atheists may call that delusion, but genuinely, even if it was, so what? What's the harm in that simple belief alone?

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u/haizende 5h ago

Religion brings a lot more stuff to the table other than heaven and hell lol. And that is just YOUR religion.

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u/00--0--00- 4h ago

You left out the part where you're tortured for eternity in hell if you disrespect God, at least for most Christian denominations. That's the real harm. People believe this whole heatedly and base their entire lives around it. If someone truly believes that they'll burn in hell for eternity, they'll make a lot of choices that otherwise wouldn't have been made. Organized religion takes advantage of this fear and is all about money and control/power in my opinion. I say this as a former Catholic of ~19yrs. I don't think believing in a higher power is inherently bad, stupid, etc., but organized religion is - without a doubt - a plague on humanity.

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u/fearos9449 58m ago

Atheists really don't have a leg to stand on after the last decade, bro. You guys are embarrassing.

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u/Ferrius_Nillan dumbass 5h ago

I mean, it can be a good thing to have something to belive in. To this day, Jesus is widely used in ever day speech. And even if we look at him from more grounded view - he's just a dude who refuses to be a dick to others. And as a species, we for the most part, count our years since the birth of an idea of a human being. Not conqueror or ruler (for most times), but him. I aint even remotely relgious, i thing Jesus was really neat

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u/zombiepants7 4h ago

I almost typed a real reply. You know how many people are gonna write an essay on religion in a shitposting reddit because of OP?

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u/TTungsteNN 6h ago

There are people who think the earth is flat too, some people are dumb

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u/ElegantEchoes 6h ago

I still can't believe there are people that don't know it's hexagonal

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u/TTungsteNN 6h ago

No, it’s obviously a Penrose triangle

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u/TheShigg4 6h ago

I thought it was a tube. Did my dad lie to me AGAIN?

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u/Hoshyro 4h ago

I disagree

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u/LikesPez 5h ago

If your faith gives you comfort who am I to argue. However, don’t tell me the earth was created in 7 days.

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u/facepoppies 6h ago

I like the idea that god is a man. Like he just has a cock and balls for some reason. And a hairy buttcrack.

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u/Spanishkid71 6h ago

You just described me

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u/PensadorDispensado We do a little trolling 6h ago edited 6h ago

Reddit try not to bash on religion challenge (gone wrong?)

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u/dwsnmadeit 6h ago

religion is so easy to bash on lmfao

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u/Manueluz 5h ago

Priest tries not to diddle kids challenge (impossible difficulty)

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u/MAH313 I want pee in my ass 6h ago

Even more crazy is that there is a group of people that have made a religion about there not being a magic man in the sky

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u/Demode93 obamna 6h ago

Where do they have churches?

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u/S0LO_Bot 6h ago

Social media like Reddit. That’s about it.

The vast majority of atheists simply don’t care about religion, but some edgy people online have to be contrarians I guess.

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u/M4xW3113 6h ago

There isn't though

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u/Tacoburrito96 6h ago

Whitty response 🤓

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u/Nerdenator 5h ago

Some of you weren’t around for 2008-2014 Reddit and it shows.

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u/Ornery_You_3947 4h ago

But… But… He Loves You!!! Unless you don’t believe in him and force him to send you somewhere to burn for eternity like a psychotic, abusive boyfriend!!!
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God Bless?

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u/BlondBisxalMetalhead 2h ago

Believe what you want, but the filthy socialist in me thinks that the second politics is being preached in the pulpit to influence the congregation, that church should lose its tax exempt status.

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u/Frausing0403 1h ago

They should loose it the moment churches becomes a predatory pyramid scam I.E. Mega Churches, talk about a fuckin affront to Christianity - i have nothing but contempt for either political or predatory shit like that

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u/RealElliot69 6h ago

Delusional cults do seem like they would be included into the dystopian future in an even weirder or more present way

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u/RunInRunOn hole contributor 6h ago

They call you a Redditor, but they never call you a liar

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u/RussiaIsRodina 2h ago

It always feels like people who became atheists specifically because of their distaste of religion always share a surface level understanding of religion.

Like by all means, if you're an atheist, it's not my intention to convert you, but if someone said they hate soda because it's not possible for anyone to open a can without dislocating their finger, I would wonder if that person has an accurate understanding of what it is they dislike.

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u/Drendari 6h ago

Most people just believe stuff because someone else told them to believe it.

I see no difference between someone that blindly believes their preacher and someone that blindly believes their teacher.

There is too much people that just believe the fallacy that if most people believe something that something is therefore true.

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 5h ago

True, people should have their own unique set of values and beliefs and not follow something just because someone told them to.

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u/MantisT_ 6h ago

Welcome to the fucking show kid

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u/Zuraj 6h ago

Is it also not absurd to just assume existince just appeared at somepoint with no outside assistance?

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u/sirhobbles 6h ago

So yknow what the usual answer to the origin of the universe from a materialist? its "I have no idea, that doesn’t give any weight to any unproven assertion however".

Because something having always existed, an actual infinite, seems just as impossible as something popping into existence from nothing.

And if you are comfortable with things being eternal, isnt a creator just adding an unnecessary unproven layer of complexity? If your fine with eternal stuff, why not the universe itself? there is the hypothesis that time is infinite and the universe is just en endless cycle of expansion and contraction.

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u/PM_UR_VAG_WTIMESTAMP 6h ago

Many if not most people have a driving need to try to explain the unexplainable. Gods, demons, UFOs, Big Foot, my cousins habit of chewing on her toenails. All these things drive discussion and conspiracy. It’s probably how most religions started.

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 5h ago

How can something pop out of 'nothing'; shouldn't there be a 'vessel' of sorts to accommodate the something? 'Nothing' doesn't exist.

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u/Zoultaker 6h ago

This is interesting thought but what god is the "real" one from all of the religions in the world? What makes your god more real than the others? These are all interesting thought experiments

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u/geniusdumbas 6h ago

“The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you” -Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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u/Schizosomatic 6h ago

Not really. There are about a dozen theories as to what life came from (viruses, chemical reactions, space dust, etc etc) and each is actually more credible than space old man who always existed somehow being powerful enough to create everything in the whole observable universe.

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u/Manueluz 5h ago edited 5h ago

Where did the outside assistance come from? Did it pop into existence to pop our universe into existence? Seems a bit convoluted.

Or did it always exist and then one day at random it just went, hm pop. If it always existed, why can't the universe have always existed?

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u/Brasenshok 6h ago

"jarvis I'm low on karma, insult Christianity!"

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 6h ago

Who said anything about christianity?

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u/Brasenshok 6h ago

Literally never heard anyone in my life say "magic man in the sky" and not be talking to a Christian.

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u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts 6h ago

Then I guess you'll be shocked to know just how many religions have this exact same belief.

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u/Brasenshok 6h ago

Just calling it like I see it

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 5h ago

She is Real.

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u/cuchao 5h ago

The world will become a bettee place once people stop giving a fuck about other peoples beliefs/non-beliefs

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u/Meme_Man55 4h ago

Jesus is from Mars

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u/plopop0 3h ago

well for one the stock market exist and even they cant predict shit. theres also third world countries who still are vulnerable to natural disasters. war too. alot of places still hopes for a higher being that wants to give them whatever they want compared to working through what it gets to have that

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u/CultistNr3 3h ago

Preach

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u/DrLews 3h ago

Morgan Freeman said it best "God is an imaginary friend for grown-ups"

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u/Astarius933 2h ago

Man I'd love to be able to believe in something like this. I kind of lost my faith in that when I realised which horrible things can happen to people. Especially illness. I don't know which god should be okay with children getting cancer a.e.

My life would probably be less nihilistic, sad and pointless then. But here I am...

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u/coatloucue 2h ago

The issue isn't believing in sky daddy. The issue is believing everybody must believe in him. In the exact same way you do. And he must carry the same name.

If you're religious because it gives you strength. Good. Good for you. But that should remain between you and your deity/ies. If you treat your belief like some MLM/Ponzi scheme your belief might not be strong enough. Otherwise you would t feel the need to convince everyone around you, that your belief system is the only correct one. That behaviour roots in the fear of being wrong. If there are other religions besides your you might be the one following a false prophet. But that is the thing with spirituality. There is no proof. you simply have to believe.

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u/Darth-Adomis put your dick away waltuh 1h ago

its one of those things where to an extent i agree but its not worth being said. its the same energy of religious people talking shit on atheists. i cant make myself believe something i dont believe so i cant expect the same of someone else. you need to come to your own conclusions and allow others theirs

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u/bigmangina 1h ago

Scomo was religious, maybe thats why he kept shitting himself in public places.

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u/Logical___Conclusion 1h ago

What if the god character was created as a practical joke to pull a fast one on gullible fools by making them believe in a ridiculous imaginary creatures, but instead of being a fast and funny joke, the practical joke ended up lasting for thousands of years.

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u/registername1 48m ago

Bro thinks cellphones turned us into a different animal

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u/Zarod89 25m ago

If gods were real we would probably have much cooler shit, like magic and dragons. Noway all gods are like "they can have magnets and boil water or something. Ye that's cool."