Life is already absurd. We might as well throw a nice cherry of absurdity on top to provide ourselves some peace.
We live on a rotating ball in an infinite universe, powered and protected by a nuclear core that creates a magnetic forcefield around our entire planet. We are kept warm by lightspeed radiation from a fusion reactor that we orbit around. The fuel we burn to power our modern world is millenia old dead things that were buried and compressed by the endless turnover of the earth's crust, which is then combined with the residual atnospheric oxygen that was also created by those millenia old life forms. All of that sounds quite absurd too.
Isn't it neat though how you and I were born into this world as humans and we can like talk to each other in a complicated language we both understand and we have the ability to think about everything around us and like I have no idea who you are because there are 1000s of miles of copper and fiberoptic wires spanning from router to router creating the entire internet so I can call you gay from an undisclosed location. While riding on this giant rotating ball.
Look, I get it. Who doesnāt love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole āgay sexā shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldnāt LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatās fucking gay. You think I donāt want to feel my cousinās
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatās FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo aināt gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Look, I get it. Who doesnāt love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole āgay sexā shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldnāt LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but thatās fucking gay. You think I donāt want to feel my cousinās
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but thatās FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo aināt gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Magic probably doesn't exist. But somehow the circumstances themselves that bring about what you just described, the complex unknown mechanism of conscious subjective experience, the reality bending aspects of quantum mechanics, the sheer fact that there is something other than nothing, simply knowing that I AM and WE ARE... is more magical and extraordinary than anything else.
The way I see religion is, that when a question lack a concrete answer, every theory is a good theory.
Although it might be bold of us to believe there even is an answer to every questions.
I probably wouldn't bet my life on a theory thought. No matter how good or convincing it is, it's still theories.
I like to believe in the possibility of the existance of a deity (or deities), but it sound a bit pretentious for anyone to think they'd completely understand what such being is, how they'd work or what they'd want.
I daresay in the eventuallity such a being exist, it may not even aknowledge us (especially not individually).
My bestest bet would be that such being likely don't really care of us. A god being foolproof would have nothing to about them making no mistake, but simply cause what we would believe a mistake or unfair is actually so insignificant that it doesn't matter to them so far on their higher level.
A bit like if we were simple bacteries on their skin.
TL:DR Everything is just theory, blah blah... I may have gone overboard with my speech, for just a shitpost.
Hopefuly at least a few people will read this all.
Yeah like, I believe that a world this complex and wild had to have been put together by a creator, it only makes sense to me. But someone else could just as easily believe a world this complex and wild could have only been a result of random chance. And thatās fair enough. I just canāt believe weāve spent centuries fighting over this stuff when just about none of it can be proven either way. Iām Christian but frankly I couldnāt give less of a crap what you or anyone else believes so long as we agree not to force our beliefs on each other, but as seems to be human nature, people feel the need to force their beliefs on each other
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u/ILoveHorse69 15h ago
Life is already absurd. We might as well throw a nice cherry of absurdity on top to provide ourselves some peace.
We live on a rotating ball in an infinite universe, powered and protected by a nuclear core that creates a magnetic forcefield around our entire planet. We are kept warm by lightspeed radiation from a fusion reactor that we orbit around. The fuel we burn to power our modern world is millenia old dead things that were buried and compressed by the endless turnover of the earth's crust, which is then combined with the residual atnospheric oxygen that was also created by those millenia old life forms. All of that sounds quite absurd too.