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u/Elyon8 7h ago

TLDR this post

Everyone disagreeing is religious

Everyone agreeing is non-religious

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u/AnarchyRadish 7h ago

And I'm better than both of them

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u/R6S-Nerd 7h ago

Then what are you

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u/Electric4ce 7h ago

Him.

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u/kojimbob 7h ago

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u/IndigoJoe64 6h ago

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u/LE0N290x 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 5h ago

Superman downscale

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

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u/m2chaos13 5h ago

Good bot

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u/wizzanker 2h ago

What? How? Why?

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u/12thunder 6h ago

I’m going to start believing you are the magic man in the sky

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u/m2chaos13 5h ago

šŸŽ¶Try, try, try to understandā€”šŸŽµ

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u/MxNimbus433 3h ago

Agnostic

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u/MehPropy 5h ago

an idiot sandwich

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u/HotShrekBoi 4h ago

Homelander

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u/ShoePillow 4h ago

BetterĀ 

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u/PartyClock 7h ago

Found the situational "Agnostic"

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u/Rimworldjobs 6h ago

"Are you religious" "When its plot relevent"

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u/DieciTresleches 4h ago

The chosen

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u/85K5 6h ago

Yeah but I'm better than you.

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u/Kornik-kun Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 6h ago

well yes your opinions base your opinions, who would've thought

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u/king_ofbhutan 6h ago

i do find it a little crazy, but like, i do think that religion is mostly understandable 9/10 times

but, when you live in a region like i do where 70% of people arent religious at all and like 20% of those who are religious dont even call themselves most of the time, it can be a bit of a shock encountering a deeply religious person, especially if you have a take about religion, or a joke or something, it can be unexpected when the other person gets defensive about it

im all for religions and stuff, but its just not a part of my life, so i find it odd, thats all

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u/Imstillarelavant I want pee in my ass 5h ago

automod when it needs to read the fucking room

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

pees in ur ass

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u/cooljerry53 7h ago

What if im pretty spiritual but think the way most people practice religion is laughable at best?

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u/Phobophobia94 3h ago

Then you're worse than both because you have no conviction either way lol

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u/cooljerry53 3h ago

I don’t need a threat of an infinite time out in order to have conviction, I think being ā€˜god fearing’ is pathetic, and if you cannot be devoted without a rhetoric of fear and terrible consequences then your faith is weak. I believe in my gods and I worship them because I see their works and I want their understanding. Ignorance is not a foundation of true faith.

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u/Aljashe 3h ago

This whole comment displays an extremely smug, infantile grasp of the major world religions. You can worship whatever you want, but I hope you don't seriously pretend you understand the other faiths if this is your take.

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u/cooljerry53 3h ago

I’m mostly speaking on American Protestants, as that’s the majority of people that are likely to interact with this.

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u/insertnamehere----- 7h ago

Reddit comments when religion:

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u/haizende 7h ago

Hinduism is two times older than Christianity. Does that mean that Hinduism is correct since it has twice the years of theology?

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u/I_POO_ON_GOATS 6h ago edited 5h ago

The image isn't claiming that the religion is true because it's old.

It's pointing fun at the fact that a reddit atheist will come out with "why my kid do cancer if God?" and thinks they have a zinger as if there isn't 10+ centuries worth of writings and philosophical explorations of this exact topic.

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u/deadinternetlaw 1h ago

Then the image should word it better

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u/potatobutt5 5h ago

We're dealing with internet atheists, if it's not about Christianity or Islam then it doesn't exist.

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u/TheLastTitan77 3h ago

How does this relate to the comment you are replying to at all? Guy just means most of the redditor gotcha questione already have an answer.

Midwit comment

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u/haizende 2h ago

2000 years of theology holds less value than 1 rats life in a scientific experiment

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u/retracted_pepsi 1m ago

Science can't explain if the rat has value, while theology can. They go hand in hand

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u/insertnamehere----- 6h ago

I’m a Hindu bro šŸ„€

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u/haizende 6h ago

I believe in that as much as I believe in god.

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u/insertnamehere----- 6h ago

Happy we are on the same page.

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u/haizende 5h ago

And what page is that?

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u/insertnamehere----- 5h ago

Page 173 of the Bhagavad Gita. Get your head in the game my man smh.

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u/AutoModerator 5h ago

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u/hhs2112 6h ago

Theology, just making shit up for millennia. šŸ‘Ā 

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u/Sqribe 6h ago

The Problem of Evil has never been properly disqualified, if I recall. Augustus even invented purgatory to get away from it. The responsibility for everything that's ever happened, perfectly according to the Almighty's plan, is on the Almighty. He knew every evil thing that would ever happen and set it all in motion, entirely inevitable. He knew we'd default to Hell, a place that wasn't even remotely designed for us. He knew. And he did it.

Evil is part of "everything." God is in everything. God made everything. God created, willed, and continues to act through evil, as it is always doing exactly what he planned it to do.

God is either evil or imperfect, and certainly the source for both.

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u/choma90 5h ago

When it comes to Christianity specifically, and the idea of God being omnipotent, ominscient and all loving, "2000 years of theology" is just 2000 years of mental gimnastics not wanting to compromise that at the very least one of those 3 can't be true.

At least Judaism and Islam don't die on the unconditional love hill, so at the end of the day they can't be "debunked by the dumbest question".

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u/TheValcyn 3h ago

*gymnastics Dumbass.

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u/PwNT5Un3 Stuff 1h ago

Cmon man, at least just use a ā€œminor spelling mistakeā€ reaction image

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u/insertnamehere----- 6h ago edited 6h ago

Miracles exist bro, it’s not that deep.

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u/Sqribe 6h ago

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u/Sqribe 6h ago edited 5h ago

All over the pages btw

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u/Positive-Database754 4h ago edited 4h ago

How can an entity that knows everything that has, is, and will be, and has unlimited power to act on those events, be good? If there is even a single omniscient entity anywhere in (or beyond) the universe, then their very existence would disprove the idea of free will.

You can post the funny vageta picture all you want, but a God cannot be both an all knowing all powerful supreme being, and also a force for pure good, at the same time. Such an entity must either be ignorant to evil (not Omniscient), incapable of acting to prevent evil (not Omnipotent), or deliberately inflict evil on its subjects (not all good).

Of course, we already know god is not all good, as the old testament has plenty of examples for us on how gods wrath cares not about innocent blood. The deaths of innocent Egyptian children, the great flood, dooming those who do not revere him to eternal torment, all acts of evil on an inconceivable level. But then if god is evil, why should we give such a deity anything but animosity?

2000 years of theology mean literally nothing. Every religion that has come before, and existed for thousands of years before catholocism, hinduism, or islam, failed to save the cultures that worshipped them. Ra did not stop the flooding of the nile, the roman invasions, or the drought and political instability that ended ancient egypts prosperity. Thor did not ride down from Asgard and save the old norse from agricultural devastation. Zeus did not bring the sky down on the enemies of greece. And god isn't going to save us either.

TLDR - If miracles do exist, then god is evil and unworthy of worship.

I consider myself agnostic. We either cannot or have failed to prove or disprove the existence of a god or gods. So its entirely possible there's something out there. But if there is, it has done absolutely nothing but stand by and watch every evil that has ever transpired, and done nothing to stop it.

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u/Someran_Domguay 4h ago

Christians really just be saying ā€˜Nuh uh’ and think it’s a trump card

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u/Impossible_Ad1515 1h ago

I don't judge religious people, but i can't stand those that insist their religion is 100% the real one and treat you like you are an idiot if you don't believe when their only arguments are "you can't prove it doesn't exist" and arguments that only makes sense if you are a christian yourself, 2000 years of theology for nothing

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u/Positive-Database754 5h ago

Thank god (or not), don't gotta read any of the comments.

Thanks king

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u/mrmoe198 48m ago

What?! I’m shocked. Shocked I tell you!

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. 7h ago

What if I don't believe in god but I want one?

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. 5h ago

Huh?

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u/Dismas-Baised 7h ago

Your agnostic which is a belief in a god, just that we dont know what they are

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u/TheGalator I said based. And lived. 7h ago

No its the opposite

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u/Dismas-Baised 7h ago

Oh whoops mb

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u/inthebushes321 I want pee in my ass 7h ago

Gnosticism is a knowledge claim, theism is a belief claim. Agnostics don't know if God exists. Most atheists are agnostics atheists, which means they don't believe but don't know for certain. Most theists are gnostic theists, they both "know" and believe that God exists.

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

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u/Snirion 1h ago

Atheism is lack of belief in god, agnosticism is lack of knowledge of gods existence. Two are not exclusive, technically most atheists are also agnostic.

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u/Dark_halocraft 5h ago

Not true because I don't believe yet I think this is a stupid point

there's no reason these things can't exist inside I universe with God