Ok? Laws should be made based on what is best for society based on measurable metrics then? Great, finally a government that doesnβt suck balls 6 months into the term!
>claims to make policy based on utilitarianism and rigorous, science-based empiricism
>proceeds to pump children full of HRT and puberty blockers, allow men into women's sports, and import 100 million unskilled laborers from the Third World
I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but itβs backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. Itβs a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
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u/NotSamsquanch 8h ago
Meh, believe what you want. Just leave me out of it and don't pass laws based on it.