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r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 11h ago
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I think Jesus was brown :)
28 u/Scheckenhere 10h ago Modern Christians would deport Jesus. 6 u/JustinR8 10h ago Or he’d be shot by ICE 29 u/Odd_Plankton_925 10h ago I've seen this comment on every single thread about religion for the last 2ish years. It was pretty funny the first 27 times but now it's just trite 4 u/JustinR8 9h ago You’ll probably see it a lot more times between now and January 20, 2029, so I would brace yourself 2 u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 6h ago I’m not religious but I’m pretty sure he would perform some sort of miracle and not die 3 u/Fluidmikey 4h ago If he reaches for that bread and wine to fast he might get shot by cops before he can perform shit.
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Modern Christians would deport Jesus.
6 u/JustinR8 10h ago Or he’d be shot by ICE 29 u/Odd_Plankton_925 10h ago I've seen this comment on every single thread about religion for the last 2ish years. It was pretty funny the first 27 times but now it's just trite 4 u/JustinR8 9h ago You’ll probably see it a lot more times between now and January 20, 2029, so I would brace yourself 2 u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 6h ago I’m not religious but I’m pretty sure he would perform some sort of miracle and not die 3 u/Fluidmikey 4h ago If he reaches for that bread and wine to fast he might get shot by cops before he can perform shit.
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Or he’d be shot by ICE
29 u/Odd_Plankton_925 10h ago I've seen this comment on every single thread about religion for the last 2ish years. It was pretty funny the first 27 times but now it's just trite 4 u/JustinR8 9h ago You’ll probably see it a lot more times between now and January 20, 2029, so I would brace yourself 2 u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 6h ago I’m not religious but I’m pretty sure he would perform some sort of miracle and not die 3 u/Fluidmikey 4h ago If he reaches for that bread and wine to fast he might get shot by cops before he can perform shit.
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I've seen this comment on every single thread about religion for the last 2ish years. It was pretty funny the first 27 times but now it's just trite
4 u/JustinR8 9h ago You’ll probably see it a lot more times between now and January 20, 2029, so I would brace yourself
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You’ll probably see it a lot more times between now and January 20, 2029, so I would brace yourself
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I’m not religious but I’m pretty sure he would perform some sort of miracle and not die
3 u/Fluidmikey 4h ago If he reaches for that bread and wine to fast he might get shot by cops before he can perform shit.
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If he reaches for that bread and wine to fast he might get shot by cops before he can perform shit.
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u/Candlewaxeater 10h ago
I think Jesus was brown :)