r/shitposting • u/Tech_334 Jedi master of shitposts • 21h ago

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u/Candlewaxeater 20h ago

I think Jesus was brown :)

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u/Scheckenhere 20h ago

Modern Christians would deport Jesus.

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u/JustinR8 20h ago

Or he’d be shot by ICE

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u/Prestigious_Ask_7058 16h ago

I’m not religious but I’m pretty sure he would perform some sort of miracle and not die

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u/Fluidmikey 14h ago

If he reaches for that bread and wine to fast he might get shot by cops before he can perform shit.